*** Gets staple gun out and posts new signs for the DU Motel ***

[LynneSin]

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1. "if the immodesty fall down the guest complacent"

Truer words were never written.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Learn from this MiddleFingerMom cautionary tale:

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(Man, did I EVER find an animated GIF of Spud from "Trainspotting" waking up that I could NEVER use on DU!!!)
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[LynneSin]

3. 2nd grossest scene from that movie

[nolabear]

4. Arise, children of the patriots! Defend the matress that fall down!

Yep, works for me.

[LynneSin]

8. Don't want the guest complacent

[HopeHoops]

5. I don't have a fucking clue what that's supposed to mean.

[Denninmi]

7. Yeah, neither do they.

I keep saying, doesn't pay to hire an 8th grader to translate.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Don't worry. They haven't yet built...

...the hotel jail that can hold YOU for long!

[HopeHoops]

12. After buritto and Schlitz night, that jail is called "the bathroom".

[Denninmi]

6. I would ALWAYS treasure resources, water, and power conservation.

That's just the kind of guy I am.

[pipi_k]

10. Best I can gather from this...

"...take good care of the inn's hygiene facilities such as the towel result ined by you damaged. Foul stuff will from your personal..."


Is that they don't want people using the inn's towels to clean up foul stuff like vomit and diarrhea.

Use the sheets and blankets instead.

[LynneSin]

11. What a useful skill - Engrish to English translations

[Duer 157099]

13. I think they accidentally put an "on" in Honorific Guest

at least from their description of their typical guests