Best movie quote you've heard in the past 10 years.

"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person but you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd and I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole." -- Erica Albright to Mark Zuckerberg in "The Social Network"

Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: No.
Gage: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: What?
Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay – no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try, but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

I just watched that movie for the first time very early this morning...it was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. That line was pretty damn good as well.

Cool Hand Luke to Officer while on the chain gang.



ooooops, that was WAY beyond your time.

Carla Jean Moss: You're mother's dead, Llewellyn.
Llewelyn: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Tropic Thunder: "Hey listen, Cockburn - from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought it's gonna have to tip toe past my wedding ring!"

Collateral: "Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl,you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?"

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! 

You won't fuck me and I always have to drive.

Brad Pitt and his 12-year-old daughter:

"I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains" (High Fidelity)

that falls within your 10 year parameters

:snark:

"The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I."-Sin City

"I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him."-Sin City

"I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts."-Sin City

"You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but every day I hear people crying for one."-Superman Returns

My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife — "Why so serious?" Sticks the blade in my mouth — "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?"

Loki taps his will power draining scepter on Stark's chest: "That usually works."

Eunice: With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does.

Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

"I'm going to put my nutsack on your drumset!"

I've never been into the Harry Potter hoopla, but I did like that quote from one of the movies.

"I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!"

Sideways,

Also, "Some men like to watch the world burn"