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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAn idea for a telemarketer gag
Answer the phone and nervously say hello.
When the telemarketer starts their spiel, interrupt them and tell them that it's not a good time to talk.
When they start up again hold the phone away from you while screaming "No! NO! NO!" Make it sound like there's a scuffle going on, then drop the phone.
Keep silent for a few seconds, then pick up the phone to see if the telemarketer is still there.
If so, in your best Eastern European accent, tell the person there, "Your never called this number", and then hang up.
Problem solved.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Very few people could pull that off.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)a bit of a waste of talent.
But they have released the trailer for Taken #2
Though yes, I agree, it is a waste of talent.
The Grey is not something I can in good conscience currently watch.
That is, till it hits streaming in Netflix.
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)to a telemarketer.
I'd had a few beers when she called and I was sick of them calling us, it was one of those generic alarm companies that ignore the DNC list.
I managed to keep her on the phone for about 5 - 10 minutes with my wife laughing her ass off in the background. I told her that if she became a member of my AMWAY team and brought on 2 others, or just her supervisor, I'd have the alarm system installed. I think her supervisor disconnected the call because the line just went dead after that.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)SWAT shows up at your door. They you get to explain why.
Maybe you'll even get on the evening news, or YouTube.
"Uh, it was just a little phone JOKE, officers. No, no, really it was."
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I've only had ONE person respond with, "yeah, I've heard it before, a lot of times."