So a guy runs to a public bathroom stall for an emergency visit. Then he notices there's no TP.

He notices a foot in the next stall over (no this is NOT a Larry Craig joke) and calls over, "Hey, do you have any toilet paper over there?"

The guy says, "nope."

"Well how about some tissues? Do you have any of those on you?"

"nope".

"Got change for a five?"