Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:07 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
Happy hour: $10. Burrito and Schlitz night: $25. Cab fare: $15. Emergency 5 a.m. bathroom run...
... only to discover that you are COMPLETELY out of toilet paper: Priceless.
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20 replies, 947 views
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Author | Time | Post |
 Happy hour: $10. Burrito and Schlitz night: $25. Cab fare: $15. Emergency 5 a.m. bathroom run... (Original post) |
HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | OP |
| hobbit709 | Aug 2012 | #1 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #5 | |
| hobbit709 | Aug 2012 | #7 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #8 | |
| hobbit709 | Aug 2012 | #9 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #10 | |
| arbusto_baboso | Aug 2012 | #13 | |
| hobbit709 | Aug 2012 | #14 | |
| hibbing | Aug 2012 | #15 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #18 | |
| Jeff In Milwaukee | Aug 2012 | #2 | |
| HereSince1628 | Aug 2012 | #3 | |
| MiddleFingerMom | Aug 2012 | #4 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #6 | |
| LynneSin | Aug 2012 | #11 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #16 | |
| LynneSin | Aug 2012 | #19 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #20 | |
| pinboy3niner | Aug 2012 | #12 | |
| HopeHoops | Aug 2012 | #17 |
Response to HopeHoops (Original post)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:11 AM
hobbit709 (26,035 posts)
1. You don't need the paper until you're done anyhow.
Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:42 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
5. And just where will it come from, flying miniature unicorns with a few rolls on their horns?
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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #5)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:35 AM
hobbit709 (26,035 posts)
7. Make enough noise and someone will come to see what the fuss is about.
Response to hobbit709 (Reply #7)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:38 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
8. Two hours later...
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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #8)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:40 AM
hobbit709 (26,035 posts)
9. Obviously you had nothing else to do with your time.
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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #9)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:05 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
10. I don't drink Schlitz, but I know what it's like to be out of TP.
Response to hobbit709 (Reply #7)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:08 PM
13. No. Screaming "SHIT!" usually does NOT get a response from my neighbors.
Response to arbusto_baboso (Reply #13)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:10 PM
hobbit709 (26,035 posts)
14. Maybe you should scream "NO SHIT!!!"
Response to hibbing (Reply #15)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:50 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
18. Hey, you didn't expect narwhals in your bathroom did you?
Response to HopeHoops (Original post)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:13 AM
Jeff In Milwaukee (12,506 posts)
2. I don't know if I should by sympathetic or laugh hysterically...
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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:36 AM
MiddleFingerMom (22,215 posts)
4. I have no sympathy for those who don't think ahead & slip an extra tortilla or so in their pocket..
Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:42 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
6. GOOD THINKING!
Response to HopeHoops (Original post)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:36 AM
LynneSin (89,793 posts)
11. Were you hanging out at the Playground in Enola?
Response to LynneSin (Reply #11)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:48 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
16. Adam Ricci Park - the playground is called "Imagination Station".
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #16)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:50 PM
LynneSin (89,793 posts)
19. I'm talking about that crappy nightclub on 11&15 in Enola
Response to LynneSin (Reply #19)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 02:42 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
20. WHICH ONE? Do you mean Nathan's by Summerdale plaza (Dairy Queen, Beer & Soda Depot)?
Response to HopeHoops (Original post)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:07 PM
pinboy3niner (27,473 posts)
12. Suddenly the battle over the proper way to hang the roll...
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...didn't seem so earth-shakingly important to HoopeHoops, after all...
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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #12)
Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:48 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
17. Overhand so you can just whap at it when you're drunk all to hell. The kittens prefer that too.
