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Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:07 AM

 

Happy hour: $10. Burrito and Schlitz night: $25. Cab fare: $15. Emergency 5 a.m. bathroom run...

... only to discover that you are COMPLETELY out of toilet paper: Priceless.


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Reply Happy hour: $10. Burrito and Schlitz night: $25. Cab fare: $15. Emergency 5 a.m. bathroom run... (Original post)
HopeHoops Aug 2012 OP
hobbit709 Aug 2012 #1
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #5
hobbit709 Aug 2012 #7
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #8
hobbit709 Aug 2012 #9
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #10
arbusto_baboso Aug 2012 #13
hobbit709 Aug 2012 #14
hibbing Aug 2012 #15
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #18
Jeff In Milwaukee Aug 2012 #2
HereSince1628 Aug 2012 #3
MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #4
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #6
LynneSin Aug 2012 #11
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #16
LynneSin Aug 2012 #19
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #20
pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #12
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #17

Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:11 AM

1. You don't need the paper until you're done anyhow.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:42 AM

5. And just where will it come from, flying miniature unicorns with a few rolls on their horns?

 


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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:35 AM

7. Make enough noise and someone will come to see what the fuss is about.

When they stop laughing, they might get you some.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #7)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:38 AM

8. Two hours later...

 


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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #8)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:40 AM

9. Obviously you had nothing else to do with your time.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #9)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:05 AM

10. I don't drink Schlitz, but I know what it's like to be out of TP.

 

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #7)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:08 PM

13. No. Screaming "SHIT!" usually does NOT get a response from my neighbors.

But that's just because it happen sos often.

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Response to arbusto_baboso (Reply #13)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:10 PM

14. Maybe you should scream "NO SHIT!!!"

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:31 PM

15. hehehe

Hey,
Thanks for the much needed laugh this morning. The unicorn references always kill me on here.

I hope you are feeling better, against my better judgment I hit Toxic Bell last night, I'm surprised I'm not spending some time on the porcelain bus today.

Peace

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Response to hibbing (Reply #15)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:50 PM

18. Hey, you didn't expect narwhals in your bathroom did you?

 

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:13 AM

2. I don't know if I should by sympathetic or laugh hysterically...











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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:16 AM

3. OH Crap!!!!!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:36 AM

4. I have no sympathy for those who don't think ahead & slip an extra tortilla or so in their pocket..

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 08:42 AM

6. GOOD THINKING!

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:36 AM

11. Were you hanging out at the Playground in Enola?

What is that place called these days.

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #11)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:48 PM

16. Adam Ricci Park - the playground is called "Imagination Station".

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #16)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:50 PM

19. I'm talking about that crappy nightclub on 11&15 in Enola

that place was bad.

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #19)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 02:42 PM

20. WHICH ONE? Do you mean Nathan's by Summerdale plaza (Dairy Queen, Beer & Soda Depot)?

 

There are a few crappy nightclubs in that area.

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 12:07 PM

12. Suddenly the battle over the proper way to hang the roll...

...didn't seem so earth-shakingly important to HoopeHoops, after all...

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #12)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 01:48 PM

17. Overhand so you can just whap at it when you're drunk all to hell. The kittens prefer that too.

 

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