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Thu Aug 2, 2012, 05:51 AM

Table tennis god shot



Disclaimer for taterdude: This is not a fucking spoiler. It's from last year.

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Reply Table tennis god shot (Original post)
Major Nikon Aug 2012 OP
MiddleFingerMom Aug 2012 #1
taterguy Aug 2012 #2
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #3
Jeff In Milwaukee Aug 2012 #4
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #5
KamaAina Aug 2012 #6

Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 06:19 AM

1. In high school, I played a lot of pingpong at the local Y and was pretty good at it (but not great).

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I was a "sparring" partner for one of the better players (he placed high in the
state-level tournaments. I could only play defense, but I got pretty good at
returning long shots with LOTS of English on them. On a rare occasion, I'd
just STAB towards the general area of where the ball was going to be -- and
these were the times that (very rarely) I would make a shot like that.
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I was a much better racketball player. In the Army once, my roommate and
I were playing our Lieutenant and his wife in doubles. I had this devastating
kill shot where, if the ball came back just right, I would face the back wall
and come around with it, slingshotting the ball at incredible speed -- it was
almost always unreturnable.
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On this particular occasion, when I came around with the slingshot, our Lt's
wife was crouched over with her back to me, watching the front wall and
waiting for my shot. We watched in horror as my shot undoubtedly hit her
right in the rectum. She straightened up and went rigid... and all the color
drained from her face.
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We raced over to her. No laughter -- this was not a funny moment. We
were generally concerned and asked if she were alright.
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It took her some time, but she finally croaked out, "I thought that was
going to come out my mouth."
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We ALL lost it, roaring (well, she chuckled while she was groaning).
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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 06:55 AM

2. As if I give a fuck about ping pong

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Response to taterguy (Reply #2)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 09:27 AM

3. BEER pong, dude, BEER pong.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 10:13 AM

4. If you could pull of that shot in Beer Pong, now THAT would be awesome (nt)

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Response to Jeff In Milwaukee (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 11:09 AM

5. Yeah, all the drunken chicks would hang all over you - and then perform "synchronized puking".

 

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Thu Aug 2, 2012, 02:29 PM

6. Ambiguous headline

I thought a table tennis god had been shot, maybe over a disputed call or something!

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