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Sun Jul 22, 2012, 02:51 PM

What on earth is all the hullabaloo over gums?

Gums. Have you noticed that lately everyone is talking about gums? Some people like their gums some people hate their gums.........some people hate gums so much they want to have all gums banned! I know!!! Don't they know that without gums peoples teeth will fall right out of their heads?

Now I (chknltl) like oatmeal, just as much as the next guy.... actually I like my oatmeal with milk and sugar and a little butter and blueberries....not too much butter and you have to drop the blueberries on top making a smiley face before you put on the milk, that is how my grandmother, (grandma chknltl) used to make it... then she would let me add the sugar but she would always stop me after the sixth teaspoon....I guess sugar must have been pretty expensive back in her day.

So I asked myself, "Chknltl, what side of the gums issue do you fall on?" After a lot of thought I decided that I like my gums and wish to continue my decades long relationship with them.

So I wish to announce here in the DU lounge, a place which accepts us unconditionally--- (but not freepers and haters of any creatures we chose as companions) (well except for sea urchins, what kind of a person has a pet sea urchin? I mean you can't teach one to fetch, it just sits there all prickly and stuff waiting for you to reach out and touch it and then WHAMO you get a handful of sea urchin puncture marks which can get an infection that oozes puss and then the neighbor kids will chase you around with baseball bats and a chainsaw thinking that the Zombie Apocalypse has started....no, trust me, (chknltl), you don't want to get a pet sea urchin) --- I want you all to know that chknltl is a supporter of gums rights, I...... am a gumnut.

If anyone should ask me, "So chknltl, which side of the gums issue do side with?" I will say with no shame, CHKNLTL SUPPORTS THE RIGHT TO CHEWS!

Now I, (chknltl), know that you, (not chknltl) may have a different opinion on gums than I, (c), have. I can accept that. It's a big planet and you can get off of it. If all you anti-gumnuts would please leave, (take your pet sea urchins with you too), there would be less unemployment, world peas and everyone will be much happier.

Thank you. This is chknltl and this is my contribution toward more peas on earth.

Ps.: Please do not confuse us gumnuts with the berries in the photo below which are also gumnuts but with no teeth.





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Reply What on earth is all the hullabaloo over gums? (Original post)
chknltl Jul 2012 OP
Tobin S. Jul 2012 #1
Archae Jul 2012 #2
chknltl Jul 2012 #8
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2012 #3
pipi_k Jul 2012 #4
kurtzapril4 Jul 2012 #5
demguy_5692 Jul 2012 #6
madinmaryland Jul 2012 #7
Brother Buzz Jul 2012 #9

Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 02:57 PM

1. Bravo! Now that right there is a work of art.

Very good.

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:18 PM

2. "Never mind..."

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Response to Archae (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 04:45 PM

8. rip miss radner. you still inspire us.

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:22 PM

3. "CHKNLTL SUPPORTS THE RIGHT TO CHEWS!"

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:31 PM

4. As someone with a warped sense of humor

once said, "Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out!"

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:43 PM

5. Brilliant!

Thanks for the laughs!

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:48 PM

6. excellent

 

Had me roaring in laughter

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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:54 PM

7. Have you ever gotten a gum-job??


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Response to chknltl (Original post)

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 05:48 PM

9. Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?

Teller: What does this say?
Virgil: Uh, canít you read that?
Teller: I canít read this. What is this? "Abt natural"?
Virgil: No it just reads, ďPlease put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural."
Virgil: (pointing to the note) "I, uh, am pointing a gun at you."
Teller: That looks like "gub", it doesnít look like "gun". No, itís "gub". Thatís a B.
Virgil: No you see, itís an N Ö G-U-N.
Teller: George, would you step over here a moment please.
Teller: What does this say?
George: "Please put $50 thousand into this bag and Ö abt" ó Whatís "abt"?
Teller: "Act". Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
George: "Gun". But whatís "abt" mean?
Teller: Itís "act" Ö A- C-T, act. Please put $50 thousand into this bag. Act natural.
George: Oh, I see, this is a hold up.
Virgil: Yes.

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