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Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:07 PM

Let's make a list - Post here things better than Mitt Romney!!

According to John McCain, the reason he didn't pick Mitt Romney for his VP was because Sarah Palin was more qualified.

I kid you not!

If that was ever the worst endorsement ever then I don't know what.

So your goal is to post things better than Mitt Romney

Things like this:

Olive Garden
Schlitz Beer
The movie 'Bride Wars'

Post your list here!

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Reply Let's make a list - Post here things better than Mitt Romney!! (Original post)
LynneSin Jul 2012 OP
taterguy Jul 2012 #1
LynneSin Jul 2012 #2
taterguy Jul 2012 #19
LynneSin Jul 2012 #36
taterguy Jul 2012 #42
hifiguy Jul 2012 #3
graywarrior Jul 2012 #4
Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2012 #5
ohiosmith Jul 2012 #6
LynneSin Jul 2012 #10
ohiosmith Jul 2012 #12
LynneSin Jul 2012 #16
Arugula Latte Jul 2012 #7
ohiosmith Jul 2012 #9
Arugula Latte Jul 2012 #11
Xyzse Jul 2012 #8
turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #13
Yavin4 Jul 2012 #14
bluesbassman Jul 2012 #30
Yavin4 Jul 2012 #39
bluesbassman Jul 2012 #41
Downwinder Jul 2012 #15
trof Jul 2012 #17
MiddleFingerMom Jul 2012 #20
liberaltrucker Jul 2012 #18
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #21
progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #22
KamaAina Jul 2012 #23
Punkingal Jul 2012 #24
Denninmi Jul 2012 #25
Turbineguy Jul 2012 #26
libodem Jul 2012 #33
Major Nikon Jul 2012 #46
Yavin4 Jul 2012 #27
Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #28
HappyMe Jul 2012 #37
hibbing Jul 2012 #29
Bombero1956 Jul 2012 #31
Chan790 Jul 2012 #32
UTUSN Jul 2012 #34
AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #35
HappyMe Jul 2012 #38
A Simple Game Jul 2012 #40
becca da bakkah Jul 2012 #43
littlewolf Jul 2012 #44
Wait Wut Jul 2012 #45
Initech Jul 2012 #47
LiberalEsto Jul 2012 #48
RFKHumphreyObama Jul 2012 #49
SoDesuKa Jul 2012 #50
lovemydog Jul 2012 #51
6000eliot Jul 2012 #52

Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:08 PM

1. Delaware

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Response to taterguy (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:09 PM

2. Taterguy

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:58 PM

19. Geddy Lee

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Response to taterguy (Reply #19)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 09:52 AM

36. That's rude!

Why do you make baby Jesus, who happens to be a HUGE Rush fan, cry?

<<<===== Baby Jesus Crying

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #36)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 05:08 PM

42. So rude you'd almost think I was from Philly

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:09 PM

3. To quote a long-ago SNL sketch,

Painful Rectal Itch.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:16 PM

4. Cat puke on a shag carpet

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:17 PM

5. Dirty Snot Rags.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:17 PM

6. Philadelphia Eagles!

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:20 PM

10. Ohiosmith

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #10)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:32 PM

12. Always with the personal!

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #12)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:39 PM

16. Hey but I think you're better than Mitt Romney

Congrats!!!!

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:18 PM

7. Chafing in nether regions.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #7)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:19 PM

9. I always wanted to visit the fjords!

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #9)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:20 PM

11. Perhaps you are pining for them?



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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:18 PM

8. Uhh...

Last edited Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:48 AM - Edit history (1)



Careful, she's scary.

Religious Nut from Trading Spouses.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:33 PM

13. Prohibition of the 1920's !

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:36 PM

14. The Song, "We Built This City" by Starship

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #14)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:50 AM

30. Oh damn, you had to go THERE?

Oh all right, the great steaming pile of elephant dung known throughout the land as "We Built This City" is better than Mitt Romney. There. I said it. Please don't make me do that again.

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Response to bluesbassman (Reply #30)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:47 AM

39. I Have A Proposition For You

You get to have a super progressive majority in the Congress for 8 years (think 535 Dennis Kucinich types) and a strong progressive president (FDR redux) on the condition that you have to listen to the song "We Built This City", as performed by Starship, once a day, every day for those same 8 years.

Would you take it?

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #39)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 01:31 PM

41. Yeah, I'd take one for the team.

But man, that's really pushing the limit.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:36 PM

15. 99.9% of Mormons.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:49 PM

17. A splinter, a hangnail, dandruff, acne, a paper cut, acid indigestion, flatulence...

Oh hell, this list is endless.

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Response to trof (Reply #17)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 06:01 PM

20. Well hell... flatulence is even better than ME. At least, it GETS the better of me sometimes.

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"Sorry, fellow elevator riders. Let me press the "Emergency Stop" button so that nobody ELSE has to
endure that before it dissipates."
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Middlefingermom. Always caring.
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And always sharing.
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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 05:57 PM

18. Explosive diarrhea

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 06:11 PM

21. A stinking pile of worm-infested baboon crap frozen on the front windshield in January.

 

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 06:24 PM

22. body lice. n/t

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 06:57 PM

23. The Ebola virus

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 07:00 PM

24. Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 07:05 PM

25. Snookie. The Octomom. Michael Jackson's cardiologist. The National Enquirer.

A festering, puss-filled enormous boil on your butt. A freezer out in your garage full of steaks that broke down 5 days ago in the heat an no one noticed until the stench started to attract flies.

So many, many possible answers to "things better than Mitt Romney".



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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 08:08 PM

26. Dog shit.

With flies on it.

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #26)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 01:51 AM

33. you took mine

I was going to say dog shit, if no one else had taken it.

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Response to Turbineguy (Reply #26)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 08:05 PM

46. Day old dog shit

...being eaten by a bath salts partaker

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 08:18 PM

27. Will Wheaton, Scappy Doo, and Jar Jar Binks

Oh, and that kid Oliver from The Brady Bunch.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 08:26 PM

28. Watching Dance Moms is better than Mitt Romney.

Having to take a class at the Abby Miller dance studio is better than Mitt Romney.

Having to deal with all those Dance Moms is better than Mitt Romney.

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #28)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:01 AM

37. I gotta disagree.

Dance Moms is just as horrific as the Sir Mitt de Bain. Neither make a lick of sense, and they aren't going away tomorrow.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:15 AM

29. Super Brew 15

Hi,
Can think of plenty of others, but this is my most topical choice.

Peace

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:53 AM

31. painful rectal itch

at least with the itch you can put lotion on it.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 01:37 AM

32. Hemorrhoids. n/t

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 07:27 AM

34. A cocker spaniel angry over Seamus strapped to the top of the vehicle

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 07:47 AM

35. JUDGE DREDD


"I AM THE LAW!!!"

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:02 AM

38. I'm going to go with the classic

sharp stick in the eye.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:22 PM

40. Enough!!! Leave poor Mitt alone. For the last week there has been nothing,

and I mean nothing, funnier than the ads against Mitt.

Source of many laughs the last few days.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 07:05 PM

43. I Have Three Words...

False Labor Pains. N'uff said!

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 07:51 PM

44. a bucket of fresh cow droppings ..

it is possible for that
bucket to be useful ..
such as growing veggies

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 07:57 PM

45. My ex-husband.

But, it's close.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 08:29 PM

47. Omega House

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 09:10 PM

48. A sore molar that needs to be pulled

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2012, 02:55 AM

49. Ummm....this question has a too wide criteria

The lists of things that are not better than Mitt Romney would be much easier and shorter

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2012, 04:31 AM

50. Chili-Flavored Ice Cream

or bleach-flavored cookies.


Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream


*This is for real - there actually IS bacon-flavored ice cream.

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2012, 04:36 AM

51. The last Duke Nukem

game

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Response to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2012, 07:01 AM

52. Scabies

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