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Today's debate: if you have sex with God, would it be cheating on your significant other? (Original Post)
Bucky
Jul 2012
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Turbineguy
(37,281 posts)1. I'd have to ask a Catholic Cleric
They know all about sex.
pink-o
(4,056 posts)2. Does anyone really have sex with God?
Or is He just the go-to guy you use to tell your parents you're pregnant? "Really, Dad: God did it. I'm still a virgin, and I bet I can get Joseph to marry me after all!"
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)3. No, because...IOKIYAD
It's okay if you're a deity...or screwing one.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)4. Well, at least yelling "OH GOD!" would be appropriate.
nolabear
(41,930 posts)5. 'Spose God yells "Oh ME, Oh ME!"?
And personally, if he's hung like a swan I'm like...no.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)6. This could get a little kinky.
TrogL
(32,818 posts)7. It would be masturbation