Which DU username would be the most fun if it were a sex position?

[NightWatcher]

I'm torn between the CaliforniaPeggy and Middlefingermom.

Sorry guys (and gals).

[cliffordu]

1. I'm going with The Grantcart.

Kind of a variation on the motor boat, I would think......

[grantcart]

3. Its great until somebody's eye gets poked out, and that happens with surprising frequency.

[cliffordu]

11. You DO have a lot of pointy ends from what I recall...

[OriginalGeek]

2. The nightwatcher is fun

until you get caught...then everybody gets all call the policey...

[ohiosmith]

4. Skinner, The Velveteen Ocelot, geardaddy, applegrove.

I'll be in my bunk!

[Shrek]

5. Drunken Irishman, bigdarryl, dipseydoodle n/t

[madinmaryland]

6. Jesus Christ.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=179072

[madinmaryland]

8. El SuTebow...

[Dr. Strange]

12. Is he wearing a...Condem?

[madinmaryland]

13. *snort* He's the one to blame for Penn State being in the Big Ten.

[trof]

9. The CaliforniaPeggy does require a lot of equipment.

The rope was easy enough, I got it at Lowes. Do buy woven Dacron, NOT sisal. Sisal will give you some nasty chafe burns.
I also got the four 'plumbers' friends' and the contact cement there. You only need the rubber suction cups, but Lowes won't sell them without the shaft.
BONUS: You can use the shafts from the 'plumbers friends'' in the Middlefingermom scenario.
But I'd sand them down a bit.
A coat or two of polyurethane would be good too.


Had to go to a marine hardware store for the grappling hooks and snap shackles.
Get the stainless steel ones. They won't rust or corrode.
Oh, and file down the points on the hooks.
You'll thank me for this.

Everything else required can be had at any florist shop and a good butcher market.
Y'all enjoy.

[undeterred]

10. undeterred

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. Well, Jeff in Milwaukee comes to mind...

But for the record, Milwaukee was pretty darned disappointed....