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taterguy

(29,582 posts) Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:04 PM Jul 2012

50 Shades of Grey

I thought it was about battleship camouflage patterns.

I am dreadfully disappointed.

Most misleading book title, ever.

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50 Shades of Grey (Original Post) taterguy Jul 2012 OP

Like you would read it LynneSin Jul 2012 #1

I'm on page 335 taterguy Jul 2012 #2

So name 2 things she does that 'annoys' Christian Grey LynneSin Jul 2012 #3

Bites her lip, doesn't eat enough taterguy Jul 2012 #4

Ok what was the first gift he gave her? LynneSin Jul 2012 #5

Tess of the Dubervilles taterguy Jul 2012 #6

Please don't tell me you've actually read the book LynneSin Jul 2012 #7

I'm actually reading the book taterguy Jul 2012 #8

Isn't it a book of bathroom tile color chips? struggle4progress Jul 2012 #9

No taterguy Jul 2012 #10

I guess I just saved $10 struggle4progress Jul 2012 #11

You're welcome taterguy Jul 2012 #13

I thought it was about love among the colorblind. nolabear Jul 2012 #12

It's about the feelings you get, sitting on a dot-matrix printer. JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2012 #17

I thought it was about Mitt Romney's wardrobe. Curtland1015 Jul 2012 #14

Please re-read the forum SOP taterguy Jul 2012 #15

I sincerely apologize. Curtland1015 Jul 2012 #16

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

1. Like you would read it

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:08 PM

Jul 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

2. I'm on page 335

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:10 PM

Jul 2012

I'm not looking at your thread in case there are any fucking spoilers.

I didn't see your thread before I posted mine.

Really.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

3. So name 2 things she does that 'annoys' Christian Grey

Reply to taterguy (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:11 PM

Jul 2012

It's pretty obvious if you've read the book!

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

4. Bites her lip, doesn't eat enough

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:12 PM

Jul 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

5. Ok what was the first gift he gave her?

Reply to taterguy (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:13 PM

Jul 2012

answer me that!

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

6. Tess of the Dubervilles

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:14 PM

Jul 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

7. Please don't tell me you've actually read the book

Reply to taterguy (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:16 PM

Jul 2012

I mean it's so not like something you'd read.

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

8. I'm actually reading the book

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 05:45 PM

Jul 2012

And how do you know what sort of things I'd read?

struggle4progress

(118,278 posts)

9. Isn't it a book of bathroom tile color chips?

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 09:04 PM

Jul 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

10. No

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 09:22 PM

Jul 2012

struggle4progress

(118,278 posts)

11. I guess I just saved $10

Reply to taterguy (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 09:39 PM

Jul 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

13. You're welcome

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:43 AM

Jul 2012

nolabear

(41,959 posts)

12. I thought it was about love among the colorblind.

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Mon Jul 9, 2012, 09:44 PM

Jul 2012

No really, it would be easy to like at least a little if she wasn't so damned Bambi. But, nah. I like my spice with a little smarts on the side.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

17. It's about the feelings you get, sitting on a dot-matrix printer.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #12)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 08:46 AM

Jul 2012

Good vibes.

Curtland1015

(4,404 posts)

14. I thought it was about Mitt Romney's wardrobe.

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:52 AM

Jul 2012

Or maybe his personality?

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

15. Please re-read the forum SOP

Reply to Curtland1015 (Reply #14)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:57 AM

Jul 2012

Thank you.

Curtland1015

(4,404 posts)

16. I sincerely apologize.

Reply to taterguy (Reply #15)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 07:30 AM

Jul 2012

I wasn't trying to make a political statement. Just joke about a bland guy.

Change Romney to, oh... David Duchovny?

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