Oh dear. Just received this text message from Lover Boy
@ stoplyt: mullet. aviator glasses. dirty wife beater. driving dukes/hazard orange el camino. duz SYG apply? can i beat 2 deth w/ stale bagel? plz
At least he said "please."
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I'm not sure if a threat to his common decency would apply under SYG. Instead of beating the guy "to death" with a bagel, maybe he could just chuck it at the guys face after applying some equally stale cream cheese and lox. Or, for a more dramatic effect, um "lover boy" could actually EAT the stale lox, cream cheese and bagel and then "accidentally" spew the result into the neanderthal's face.
Or, just tell, um...lover boy...to turn on some offensive music, at an intrusive but not deafening level. Lady Gaga would probably suffice.
Could we please have a new nickname for...'cough'...Lover Boy? I feel weird calling him that. 
I did a quick search and think a more appropriate DU code name for him would be Webster.
...I'd be afraid that they may find him not guilty by reason of temporary insanity, in which case he'd be spending time at one of our stellar mental health care facilities for an extended period. I hear the food is terrible.
I'll compromise. He will now be referred to as "NULB". The husband gets twitchy when I call strange men lover boy. 
He did give me a pass when I called George Clooney friggin' beautiful. But, that's George Clooney and I was referring not just to his appearance, but his mind and soul. The husband agreed with me.
If it was a '69 396 SS, I'd cut the boy some slack. I dig those cars. 
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even a mullet would look good in that ride 
This is what they look like today. Of course these days they're not wearing the bandanas, even though they need them now to cover up the receding hairlines.
