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Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:48 AM

How am I doing as a Host?


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Best damn host, ever
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Reply How am I doing as a Host? (Original post)
taterguy Jun 2012 OP
ohiosmith Jun 2012 #1
Dr. Strange Jun 2012 #3
taterguy Jun 2012 #4
OriginalGeek Jun 2012 #13
nolabear Jun 2012 #2
bluesbassman Jun 2012 #5
blue neen Jun 2012 #6
taterguy Jun 2012 #7
bluedigger Jun 2012 #8
taterguy Jun 2012 #15
Kali Jun 2012 #9
CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2012 #10
graywarrior Jun 2012 #11
taterguy Jun 2012 #23
graywarrior Jun 2012 #24
pscot Jun 2012 #12
taterguy Jun 2012 #14
petronius Jun 2012 #16
struggle4progress Jun 2012 #17
UTUSN Jun 2012 #18
kcass1954 Jun 2012 #19
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Dystopian Jun 2012 #20
Kaleva Jun 2012 #21
Dr. Strange Jun 2012 #22
femmocrat Jun 2012 #25
MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #26
fadedrose Jun 2012 #27
SaveOurDemocracy Jun 2012 #28
taterguy Jun 2012 #29
MADem Jun 2012 #30
taterguy Jun 2012 #32
MADem Jun 2012 #33
SkatmanRoth Jun 2012 #31
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #34
taterguy Jun 2012 #35
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #37
taterguy Jun 2012 #38
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #39
taterguy Jun 2012 #40
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #41
taterguy Jun 2012 #42
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #43
taterguy Jun 2012 #44
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #45
taterguy Jun 2012 #47
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #48
taterguy Jun 2012 #49
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #50
taterguy Jun 2012 #51
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #52
taterguy Jun 2012 #53
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #54
taterguy Jun 2012 #55
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #56
taterguy Jun 2012 #57
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #58
taterguy Jun 2012 #59
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #60
taterguy Jun 2012 #61
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #62
taterguy Jun 2012 #63
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #64
taterguy Jun 2012 #65
Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #66
taterguy Jun 2012 #67
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #68
taterguy Jul 2012 #69
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #70
taterguy Jul 2012 #71
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #72
taterguy Jul 2012 #75
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #77
taterguy Jul 2012 #78
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #81
taterguy Jul 2012 #86
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #87
taterguy Jul 2012 #88
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #89
taterguy Jul 2012 #90
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #91
taterguy Jul 2012 #92
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #94
taterguy Jul 2012 #95
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #96
taterguy Jul 2012 #97
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #98
taterguy Jul 2012 #99
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #100
LynneSin Jul 2012 #101
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #103
taterguy Jul 2012 #105
taterguy Jul 2012 #106
blue neen Jul 2012 #108
whistler162 Jun 2012 #36
EvolveOrConvolve Jun 2012 #46
Heidi Jul 2012 #73
taterguy Jul 2012 #74
NYC_SKP Jul 2012 #76
taterguy Jul 2012 #79
NYC_SKP Jul 2012 #80
Aerows Jul 2012 #82
Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2012 #83
taterguy Jul 2012 #93
Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2012 #102
taterguy Jul 2012 #104
SoDesuKa Jul 2012 #84
taterguy Jul 2012 #85
libodem Jul 2012 #107
taterguy Jul 2012 #109
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #110
taterguy Jul 2012 #111
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #112
taterguy Jul 2012 #113
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #114
taterguy Jul 2012 #115
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #116
graywarrior Jul 2012 #117
taterguy Jul 2012 #118
taterguy Jul 2012 #119
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #120
taterguy Jul 2012 #121
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #122
taterguy Jul 2012 #123
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #124
taterguy Jul 2012 #125
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #126
taterguy Jul 2012 #127
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #129
taterguy Jul 2012 #133
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #134
taterguy Jul 2012 #139
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #140
taterguy Jul 2012 #141
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #142
taterguy Jul 2012 #143
Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #144
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #128
kwassa Jul 2012 #131
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #136
taterguy Jul 2012 #135
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #137
sad sally Jul 2012 #130
csziggy Jul 2012 #132
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #138
Bucky Jul 2012 #145
taterguy Jul 2012 #148
nolabear Jul 2012 #146
taterguy Jul 2012 #149
pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #147

Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:18 AM

1. May I have a write in ballot please?

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:43 AM

3. I would also like a right-in ballot.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 04:55 PM

4. No

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #1)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:04 PM

13. I heard there would be Rye tin ballots?

Michter's is a good start!

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:30 AM

2. Way to take the helm, Cap'm.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 04:58 PM

5. I could use another cocktail, and some more peanuts.

Other than that you're doing fine.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 05:07 PM

6. Heavenly.

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Response to blue neen (Reply #6)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:05 PM

7. Good to know!

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:07 PM

8. Tell us what you have done, so we may judge you.

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #8)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:36 PM

15. What happens in the Host Forum, stays in the Host Forum

And boy does it get weird in there.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:37 PM

9. ...

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:38 PM

10. You're a Host?

Honestly, I didn't know it!



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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:42 PM

11. A holy communion host?

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #11)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 05:09 PM

23. No, a Lounge Host

In case you hadn't noticed, there's not much holy about me.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #23)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 06:00 PM

24. I know!

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:42 PM

12. Aren't these things usually

multiple choice?

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Response to pscot (Reply #12)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:30 PM

14. Not when they're MY self-promotional threads

Obviously.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 08:24 PM

16. Of all the hosts I've thought of as "that damn host (grr)," you're

far and away the best of them...

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 09:04 PM

17. Meh. A lot of Lounge posts just aren't that entertaining. So you got some work to do.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jun 27, 2012, 09:36 PM

18. I yam - HOT- that's all I know. (And I've got a lot of self insight) n/t

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 12:31 AM

19. I'm impressed.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 12:42 AM

20. !

YOU?
A host?
I had no clue...but voted to keep on your good side...




Skinner has finally lost his mind....
What could possibly happen next?




peace~

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 03:16 AM

21. Glad to see we finally have an expert on Soviet style election ballots as Lounge host!



I pity these four people:

4 DU members did not wish to select the one correct option provided.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 10:34 AM

22. The Lounge coffee tastes funny.

Did you switch to Folgers?!!?

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:13 PM

25. You are the Host with the Most!

The most what, I don't know. Could you please spin this platter on the Lounge Victrola?

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:47 PM

26. Pretty fuckin' shitty (that's a little poem, son).

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MFM's #1 Party Tip: Urinal cakes are NOT hors d'oeuvres!!!
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Though they ARE minty-fresh.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 08:47 PM

27. Not sure

Don't know what to do...

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2012, 10:52 PM

28. I think you make a better dumbass.


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Response to SaveOurDemocracy (Reply #28)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:37 AM

29. Don't think. You'll only hurt the ballclub.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:49 AM

30. You're a host? nt

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Response to MADem (Reply #30)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:03 AM

32. Why else would I be posting in the Hosts forum?

nt

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Response to taterguy (Reply #32)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 01:28 PM

33. I should have put a "hee hee" or a "nyuck, nyuck!" in there somewhere!

I was teasing you. I always got a kick out of your "exception," though some didn't take it as humorously as I did.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 06:01 AM

31. Host? I thought of you as a vector

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Response to SkatmanRoth (Reply #31)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 02:13 PM

34. Don't hosts have parasites?

Note to self: Taterguy has cooties.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #34)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:01 PM

35. Note to Ikonoklast:

Bite me

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Response to taterguy (Reply #35)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:39 PM

37. I am trying watch my triglyceride levels. Doctors, you know how they are.

Are you high in 'bad' cholesterol?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #37)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:45 PM

38. How the fuck would I know?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #38)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 08:19 PM

39. You need to send in a blood sample in order to find out.

I'm surprised you haven't done so yet.

Even McDonald's lists the nutritional values of their menu items.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #39)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 08:41 PM

40. Why are you so fucking surprised?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #40)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 11:33 PM

41. Well, according to our records, you were notified to do so three months ago.

And since it was a registered letter and signed for, we know you received it.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #41)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 07:50 AM

42. Do I read everything I receive?

Hell no.

I'm a busy man.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #42)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:06 AM

43. And just how am I supposed to know what you do with important correspondence?

If it had contained pics of lingerie models I'd wager you'd have given it a glance or two.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #43)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:16 AM

44. Do you know how difficult it is for people my size to find good lingerie?

Of course you do.

You know that I struggle with body-image issues.

That's some of the most despicable tater-baiting you've ever engaged in.

SHAME

SHAME

SHAME/

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Response to taterguy (Reply #44)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:34 AM

45. Pics or STFU.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #45)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:44 AM

47. Why would someone with body-image issues post pics?

And you will not silence me.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #47)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 11:57 AM

48. Consider it therapy helping you on your path to healing and self-acceptance.

Black fishnets with a garter belt is your first assignment.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #48)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 12:37 PM

49. Should I shave my legs first?

Since it's my first assignment I want to do a good job.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #49)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:06 PM

50. I'll leave it up to you, do what feels right.

Don't forget to put on the 6" spike high heels, though.

Mandatory, sorry.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #50)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:09 PM

51. Where the hell do they sell size 13 6" spike high heels?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #52)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 02:23 PM

53. I'm not buying shoes before I try them on

I need a brick and mortar outlet.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #53)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 02:54 PM

54. They aren't supposed to be comfortable.

As for a brick and mortar outlet, try your local sand, gravel and concrete supplier.

I've found that they usually have competitive prices on contractor's building supplies.

That's some good money-saving advice right there.


You can use the savings to buy those shoes.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #54)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 04:00 PM

55. What's the point if they're not comfortable?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #55)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 04:51 PM

56. Fashion.

People will admire your bold statement.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #56)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:03 PM

57. Are you sure?

Some people might think I'm a dumbass for wearing uncomfortable shoes.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #57)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:24 PM

58. They're just jealous assholes who hate you for being a trendsetter.

Don't pay them any attention, you wear those shoes proudly, let the haters point and laugh.


I'll stand behind you all the way.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #58)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:43 PM

59. I'm skeptical

I think you're just a shill for the 6" heel lobby.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #59)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:57 PM

60. Your trust issues are keeping you from realing your full potential as a human being.

So, I say shoot for Neanderthal and we'll work our way up.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #60)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 07:31 PM

61. Trust issues because I don't like uncomfortable shoes?

Any other armchair diagnoses you'd like to make Dr. Frist?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #61)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:10 PM

62. All you need to tell me in order to make it stop is...

Is it safe?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #62)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:17 PM

63. Is what safe?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #63)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:50 PM

64. This is going to hurt even worse than wearing ill-fitting shoes.

Remember, it's up to you to make it stop.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #64)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:54 PM

65. How can I make it stop if I don't know what you're asking?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #65)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:14 PM

66. For me, that's the fun part.

You see, there are no correct answers, I just enjoy inflicting pain.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #66)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:47 PM

67. You said it would stop if I told you it was safe

Were you lying?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #67)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 09:58 AM

68. Hahahaaa! Was I lying? You're a funny guy!

Your accusations are baseless, and are made in such a blatant manner as to dismissed out of hand.

























Of course I was lying.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #68)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 11:21 AM

69. How the fuck am I funny?


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Response to taterguy (Reply #69)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 11:34 AM

70. Your dry wit and droll sense of humor.

Or, it might be them big ears of yours.

Christ, it looks like someone glued two pink teacups to the sides of your head.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #70)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 12:35 PM

71. I beg your pardon

There is NOTHING abnormal about my ears.

I'll give you 90 seconds to self-delete before I go all TOS on your ass.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #71)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 12:48 PM

72. Please keep my ass out of this discussion.

I hate getting hit on by strangers on teh intrawebs, I got three Russian ex-wives that way.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #72)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 03:46 PM

75. Having trouble getting your meds refilled?

So sorry to hear that you suffer from dangerous delusions.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #75)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:23 PM

77. Go ahead and make fun of my problems.

Hope it makes you feel better belittling a person with a legitimate medical condition.

I bet seeing people on crutches gives you a good laugh.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #77)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:30 PM

78. Go ahead, shift the blame to me

Like it's my fault your pharmacy is closed.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #78)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:37 PM

81. Then why do you have that guilty look on your face?

I can spot a sneak a mile away.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #81)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 07:45 PM

86. I'm more than a mile away from you

At least I hope I am.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #86)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 08:11 PM

87. With those big ears, you can probably hear my breathing.

They must come in handy at times.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #87)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 08:59 PM

88. What is it with your ear fetish?

You're starting to creep me out.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #88)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 10:14 PM

89. Did you buy the shoes yet?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #89)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:56 AM

90. What shoes?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #90)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 03:33 PM

91. I am starting to think that you are being deliberately forgetful.

Or are slowly sliding into early dementia.

I would like to help you out, just sign a power of attorney and all those pesky problems baffling you will disappear, I promise.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #91)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 04:57 PM

92. What power of attorney?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #92)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:14 PM

94. Just throw out any more registered letters you may get, you don't need to read them.

I have everything covered.





Say, you have a pretty good credit rating.

Awesome.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #94)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:26 PM

95. First you accuse me of not promptly paying bills

Now you claim I have a pretty good credit rating.

Make up your fucking mind, if you have one.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #95)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 06:25 PM

96. Well, compared to mine, it's waaay better.

With the multiple bankruptcies and all, I found it temporarily somewhat difficult to secure funding for my future endeavors.


Pesky Federal prosecutors and their 'Mail Fraud' bullshit laws. I mean, c'mon, it's not fraud unless you never get your money back, right?

I just owe a lot of people, it's not like I'm going to not pay or anything like that.

Hell, most of them are old, I'll just wait them out.

They should have read the prospectus first, it's their own fault anyway.

Who knew that the real estate market in Patagonia would go bad so quickly?

I mean, besides me?



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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #96)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 06:54 PM

97. How much funding does it take to sit on a couch and eat Cheetos?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #97)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:00 PM

98. Is that a rhetorical question?

Like, "How can there be so much suffering in the world?".

And, "Is True Love eternal?".

Or, "If a tree falls in the forest on taterguy's head, does it make a sound like knocking two coconuts together?".

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #98)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:19 PM

99. Head injuries are hilarious

If you're an asshole.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #99)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:26 PM

100. Who's laughing?

I ask a serious question, and all I get in return is rude derisive language.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #100)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:31 PM

101. Really? Again? You 2 need to get a hotel room or something

Really!

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #101)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:14 PM

103. You and your sick little fantasies.

Bet you think about that scenario, late at night, all alone, no one else around...



Weirdo.

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #101)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:53 PM

105. Again? What the fuck are you talking about?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #100)

Tue Jul 3, 2012, 05:09 PM

106. I apologize for misinterpreting your intent

NOT!

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Response to taterguy (Reply #106)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:44 AM

108. Beware, taterguy. Ikonoklast is hatching a diabolical scheme to have you ousted as host.

Take notice how he keeps wanting you to wear those 6 inch spike heels, knowing full well that you'd develop painful bunions the size of canned hams.

Ah yes. The horrible surgery, followed by both feet wrapped up like a taterguy mummy. This would, of course, render you unable to show up at your job at the DU Host Underground Bunker.

<sigh> Why can't we all just get along?





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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:07 PM

36. Not a remora so I have no idea!

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:36 AM

46. Where's the option for

"taterguy is a dumbass"? I think this poll is rigged.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 02:32 PM

73. Not nekkid enough. (nt)

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Response to Heidi (Reply #73)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 03:14 PM

74. How could I possibly be any more nekkid?


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Response to taterguy (Reply #74)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:01 PM

76. You posted "me_horsehung.jpg" from my personal photbucket account without my permission.

So I've had to delete it!



PS: more cowbell...

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #76)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 05:20 PM

79. It came up first when I did a Google Image Search

Please don't ask what search terms I was using.

ps: If it's a 'personal' photo, switch the album settings from Public to Private.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #79)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 05:42 PM

80. I don't mind having it out there, swinging around!


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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:40 PM

82. LOL Wut?

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:45 PM

83. How does it feel to be in with the in crowd?

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #83)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:02 PM

93. Don't know. Ask Marshall Crenshaw

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Response to taterguy (Reply #93)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:54 PM

102. I couldn't reach Marshall but, The Beatles called and said you were one of the beautiful people.

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #102)

Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:48 PM

104. They said that about everybody

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:47 PM

84. Is This the Duck Video?

How does a single duck in a flock of 5,000 refuse to participate? It is a mystery.

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Response to SoDesuKa (Reply #84)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 07:40 PM

85. No

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:18 AM

107. What no dumbass comments?

Where am I?

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Response to libodem (Reply #107)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:17 AM

109. There's no location on your profile so I have no idea where you are

Why don't you look at a fucking map?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #109)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 08:21 AM

110. At least you could have been helpful and include a link.

http://googlesightseeing.com/2007/01/fucking-austria/


One rude-ass host you're turning out to be.

"Oh, you're thirsty, are you? Here's a glass of fucking water. You don't have to thank me."

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #110)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 09:09 AM

111. 27 Good DUers disagree with you

One DUer wishes you would STFU

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Response to taterguy (Reply #111)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 09:36 AM

112. 27 posters who are easily cowed by authority figures.

They never saw you in your tattered bathrobe, droopy shorts, smoking a cigarette and drinking lukewarm coffee while staring blankly at a computer screen.

And one DU'er might as well wish for a bag full of money, because he isn't getting that, either.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #112)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 10:37 AM

113. Everyone here has seen me in my tattered bathrobe

As usual, you're just making shit up.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #113)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 11:10 AM

114. And what if I am?

There is no tale of depravity I could fabricate that rivals the reality of your iron-fisted rule as Lounge Host.

So many weak reeds bending in the hurricane wind blowing from oppressive regimes is not an accurate assessment of how they truly feel.


Remember this: the very same crowds that fanatically cheered Mussolini were spitting on his strung-up corpse a year later.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #114)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 11:52 AM

115. Why are you still here if I'm iron-fisted?

What possible porpoise could you serve?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #115)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 01:25 PM

116. I await the inevitable demise of your totalitarian regime.

I'm not saying that Cooking and Baking has their agents here tirelessly working to undermine your tyranny, nope, not gonna say it.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #116)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:37 PM

117. Hey, youse two....get a fucking room, will ya!

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Response to graywarrior (Reply #117)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:58 PM

118. Why?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #116)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:59 PM

119. I await for you to zip it

Sooner rather than later

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Response to taterguy (Reply #119)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:19 PM

120. Zip what? What are you talking about?

And what's with the cryptic time reference?

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #120)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:26 PM

121. Zip your lip

For the love of God,

SHUT UP!

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Response to taterguy (Reply #121)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:33 PM

122. Sorry, I don't discuss religion with others.

People anger too easily over the topic.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #122)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:05 PM

123. You're starting to really get on my nerves

Obviously

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Response to taterguy (Reply #123)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:29 PM

124. Then my work here is done.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #124)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:30 PM

125. Good, I hope I've seen the last of you in this thread

The juries are getting a little sick of my alerts.

How did you pay them all off?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #125)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:55 PM

126. The operatives sent out from Cooking and Baking have access to unlimited funds.

I bought a Bentley with what they dropped in the driveway when they left.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #126)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:37 PM

127. Jury manipulation is a TOS violation

I have alerted the proper authorities.

Your days here are numbered.

Good day.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #127)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:49 PM

129. You have no clue as to how many are bought off.

If you hear a knock on the door really late tonight, my advice to you is to run.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #129)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:59 PM

133. I run for no one

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Response to taterguy (Reply #133)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:03 PM

134. You'll think twice about that philosophy when you see those nightmares coming up your walk.

You'll set world-class times for a marathon.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #134)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:47 PM

139. Police department is 2 miles from my house

Why the fuck would I run 26.2 miles?

Besides, I have a bike.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #139)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 09:50 AM

140. The cops are all paid to look the other way.

Because it's good for you.

So do I, but when terrors from another dimension called up by the necromancers that populate C&B come for you, it won't matter if you have a personal space shuttle.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #140)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 07:44 PM

141. A space shuttle takes a long time to fire-up and get airborne

Would make a rather useless escape vehicle.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #141)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:21 PM

142. Crap. I bought two of those bastards.

Maybe that's why I got them so cheap, no one else was bidding on them at the surplus auction.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #142)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:25 PM

143. We all make mistakes

Mine was starting this dialogue in the first place

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Response to taterguy (Reply #143)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:44 PM

144. It is with your power to make it stop.

But...you cannot make yourself do so.

Just like the inexorable pull of gravity on every atom that makes up your body, you find yourself rooted in place, tapping those keys, and cursing the very existence of the God that made you.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:39 PM

128. I'm out of beer. Perhaps not so well at the moment. Can you send one through the modem?

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #128)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:22 PM

131. dialup? 28k?

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Response to kwassa (Reply #131)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:08 PM

136. No, DSL. It's still a modem.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #128)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:03 PM

135. Out? You silly, silly man

Always buy at least twice as much as you expect to consume.

The stuff has a shelf life.

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Response to taterguy (Reply #135)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:08 PM

137. I'm well stocked in vodka, brandy, and wine. I'm cool.

 

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:13 PM

130. dear mr. taterguy:

had to comment on your name, as my 48-year helpmate (lovin' husband) has been called the taterboy for many many years. he worked in produce 'til it wore him plum out.

we love taters!

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:23 PM

132. The Lounge has a host? nt

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Response to csziggy (Reply #132)

Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:09 PM

138. I've been one. Not at the very moment, but I did my time.

 

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 12:31 AM

145. Host of what?

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Response to Bucky (Reply #145)

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 06:55 AM

148. The Lounge

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 01:56 AM

146. Good God, is this the new Thread that Never Dies?

Have mercy...

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Response to nolabear (Reply #146)

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 05:56 PM

149. No, it's the thread that's occasionally obnoxiously kicked

There will never be another Thread that Never Dies.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jul 6, 2012, 02:09 AM

147. YOU'RE our HOST? Damn, am I ever in the wrong forum!

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