Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:48 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
How am I doing as a Host?
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149 replies, 7996 views
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| taterguy | Jun 2012 | OP | |
| ohiosmith | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
| Dr. Strange | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
| taterguy | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
| OriginalGeek | Jun 2012 | #13 | |
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| struggle4progress | Jun 2012 | #17 | |
| UTUSN | Jun 2012 | #18 | |
| kcass1954 | Jun 2012 | #19 | |
| Dystopian | Jun 2012 | #20 | |
| Kaleva | Jun 2012 | #21 | |
| Dr. Strange | Jun 2012 | #22 | |
| femmocrat | Jun 2012 | #25 | |
| MiddleFingerMom | Jun 2012 | #26 | |
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| SaveOurDemocracy | Jun 2012 | #28 | |
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:18 AM
ohiosmith (24,174 posts)
1. May I have a write in ballot please?
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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #1)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:43 AM
Dr. Strange (21,568 posts)
3. I would also like a right-in ballot.
Response to ohiosmith (Reply #1)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:04 PM
OriginalGeek (5,665 posts)
13. I heard there would be Rye tin ballots?
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Michter's is a good start!
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 10:30 AM
nolabear (15,015 posts)
2. Way to take the helm, Cap'm.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 04:58 PM
bluesbassman (12,910 posts)
5. I could use another cocktail, and some more peanuts.
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Other than that you're doing fine.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 05:07 PM
blue neen (8,079 posts)
6. Heavenly.
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Response to blue neen (Reply #6)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:05 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
7. Good to know!
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:07 PM
bluedigger (10,726 posts)
8. Tell us what you have done, so we may judge you.
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Response to bluedigger (Reply #8)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:36 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
15. What happens in the Host Forum, stays in the Host Forum
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And boy does it get weird in there.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:38 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (104,456 posts)
10. You're a Host?
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Honestly, I didn't know it!
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:42 PM
graywarrior (57,218 posts)
11. A holy communion host?
Response to graywarrior (Reply #11)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 05:09 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
23. No, a Lounge Host
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In case you hadn't noticed, there's not much holy about me.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 06:42 PM
pscot (14,149 posts)
12. Aren't these things usually
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multiple choice?
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Response to pscot (Reply #12)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 07:30 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
14. Not when they're MY self-promotional threads
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Obviously.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 08:24 PM
petronius (19,792 posts)
16. Of all the hosts I've thought of as "that damn host (grr)," you're
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far and away the best of them...
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 09:04 PM
struggle4progress (71,995 posts)
17. Meh. A lot of Lounge posts just aren't that entertaining. So you got some work to do.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jun 27, 2012, 09:36 PM
UTUSN (35,065 posts)
18. I yam - HOT- that's all I know. (And I've got a lot of self insight) n/t
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 12:31 AM
kcass1954 (1,628 posts)
19. I'm impressed.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 12:42 AM
Dystopian (6,345 posts)
20. !
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YOU?
A host? I had no clue...but voted to keep on your good side... Skinner has finally lost his mind.... What could possibly happen next? peace~ |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 03:16 AM
Kaleva (11,406 posts)
21. Glad to see we finally have an expert on Soviet style election ballots as Lounge host!
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Last edited Thu Jun 28, 2012, 03:19 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) I pity these four people: 4 DU members did not wish to select the one correct option provided. |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 10:34 AM
Dr. Strange (21,568 posts)
22. The Lounge coffee tastes funny.
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Did you switch to Folgers?!!?
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:13 PM
femmocrat (14,370 posts)
25. You are the Host with the Most!
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Last edited Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:14 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) The most what, I don't know. Could you please spin this platter on the Lounge Victrola?
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:47 PM
MiddleFingerMom (22,580 posts)
26. Pretty fuckin' shitty (that's a little poem, son).
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. . . . MFM's #1 Party Tip: Urinal cakes are NOT hors d'oeuvres!!! . . . Though they ARE minty-fresh. . . . |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 08:47 PM
fadedrose (5,968 posts)
27. Not sure
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Don't know what to do...
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Thu Jun 28, 2012, 10:52 PM
SaveOurDemocracy (2,888 posts)
28. I think you make a better dumbass.
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Response to SaveOurDemocracy (Reply #28)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:37 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
29. Don't think. You'll only hurt the ballclub.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:49 AM
MADem (87,246 posts)
30. You're a host? nt
Response to MADem (Reply #30)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:03 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
32. Why else would I be posting in the Hosts forum?
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nt
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Response to taterguy (Reply #32)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 01:28 PM
MADem (87,246 posts)
33. I should have put a "hee hee" or a "nyuck, nyuck!" in there somewhere!
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I was teasing you. I always got a kick out of your "exception," though some didn't take it as humorously as I did.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 06:01 AM
SkatmanRoth (135 posts)
31. Host? I thought of you as a vector
Response to SkatmanRoth (Reply #31)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 02:13 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
34. Don't hosts have parasites?
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Note to self: Taterguy has cooties.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #34)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:01 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
35. Note to Ikonoklast:
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Bite me
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Response to taterguy (Reply #35)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:39 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
37. I am trying watch my triglyceride levels. Doctors, you know how they are.
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Are you high in 'bad' cholesterol?
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #37)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 07:45 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
38. How the fuck would I know?
Response to taterguy (Reply #38)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 08:19 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
39. You need to send in a blood sample in order to find out.
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I'm surprised you haven't done so yet.
Even McDonald's lists the nutritional values of their menu items. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #39)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 08:41 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
40. Why are you so fucking surprised?
Response to taterguy (Reply #40)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 11:33 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
41. Well, according to our records, you were notified to do so three months ago.
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And since it was a registered letter and signed for, we know you received it.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #41)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 07:50 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
42. Do I read everything I receive?
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Hell no.
I'm a busy man. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #42)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:06 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
43. And just how am I supposed to know what you do with important correspondence?
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If it had contained pics of lingerie models I'd wager you'd have given it a glance or two.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #43)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:16 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
44. Do you know how difficult it is for people my size to find good lingerie?
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Of course you do.
You know that I struggle with body-image issues. That's some of the most despicable tater-baiting you've ever engaged in. SHAME SHAME SHAME/ |
Response to taterguy (Reply #44)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:34 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
45. Pics or STFU.
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #45)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:44 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
47. Why would someone with body-image issues post pics?
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And you will not silence me.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #47)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 11:57 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
48. Consider it therapy helping you on your path to healing and self-acceptance.
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Black fishnets with a garter belt is your first assignment.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #48)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 12:37 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
49. Should I shave my legs first?
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Since it's my first assignment I want to do a good job.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #49)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:06 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
50. I'll leave it up to you, do what feels right.
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Don't forget to put on the 6" spike high heels, though.
Mandatory, sorry. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #50)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:09 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
51. Where the hell do they sell size 13 6" spike high heels?
Response to taterguy (Reply #51)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:34 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
52. OK, but remember, you asked.
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Devious-Fetish-DAGGER-CHROME-SPIKE-6-HEEL-PUMP-BALLET-SIZE-13-ANKLE-STRAP-/400274476001
Got no excuses, now, do you? |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #52)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 02:23 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
53. I'm not buying shoes before I try them on
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I need a brick and mortar outlet.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #53)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 02:54 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
54. They aren't supposed to be comfortable.
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As for a brick and mortar outlet, try your local sand, gravel and concrete supplier.
I've found that they usually have competitive prices on contractor's building supplies. That's some good money-saving advice right there. You can use the savings to buy those shoes. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #54)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 04:00 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
55. What's the point if they're not comfortable?
Response to taterguy (Reply #55)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 04:51 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
56. Fashion.
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People will admire your bold statement.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #56)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:03 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
57. Are you sure?
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Some people might think I'm a dumbass for wearing uncomfortable shoes.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #57)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:24 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
58. They're just jealous assholes who hate you for being a trendsetter.
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Don't pay them any attention, you wear those shoes proudly, let the haters point and laugh.
I'll stand behind you all the way. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #58)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:43 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
59. I'm skeptical
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I think you're just a shill for the 6" heel lobby.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #59)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 05:57 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
60. Your trust issues are keeping you from realing your full potential as a human being.
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So, I say shoot for Neanderthal and we'll work our way up.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #60)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 07:31 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
61. Trust issues because I don't like uncomfortable shoes?
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Any other armchair diagnoses you'd like to make Dr. Frist?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #61)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:10 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
62. All you need to tell me in order to make it stop is...
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Is it safe?
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #62)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:17 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
63. Is what safe?
Response to taterguy (Reply #63)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:50 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
64. This is going to hurt even worse than wearing ill-fitting shoes.
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Remember, it's up to you to make it stop.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #64)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 08:54 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
65. How can I make it stop if I don't know what you're asking?
Response to taterguy (Reply #65)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:14 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
66. For me, that's the fun part.
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You see, there are no correct answers, I just enjoy inflicting pain.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #66)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:47 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
67. You said it would stop if I told you it was safe
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Were you lying?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #67)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 09:58 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
68. Hahahaaa! Was I lying? You're a funny guy!
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Your accusations are baseless, and are made in such a blatant manner as to dismissed out of hand.
Of course I was lying. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #68)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 11:21 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
69. How the fuck am I funny?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #69)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 11:34 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
70. Your dry wit and droll sense of humor.
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Or, it might be them big ears of yours.
Christ, it looks like someone glued two pink teacups to the sides of your head. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #70)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 12:35 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
71. I beg your pardon
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There is NOTHING abnormal about my ears.
I'll give you 90 seconds to self-delete before I go all TOS on your ass. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #71)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 12:48 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
72. Please keep my ass out of this discussion.
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I hate getting hit on by strangers on teh intrawebs, I got three Russian ex-wives that way.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #72)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 03:46 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
75. Having trouble getting your meds refilled?
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So sorry to hear that you suffer from dangerous delusions.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #75)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:23 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
77. Go ahead and make fun of my problems.
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Hope it makes you feel better belittling a person with a legitimate medical condition.
I bet seeing people on crutches gives you a good laugh. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #77)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:30 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
78. Go ahead, shift the blame to me
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Like it's my fault your pharmacy is closed.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #78)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:37 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
81. Then why do you have that guilty look on your face?
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I can spot a sneak a mile away.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #81)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 07:45 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
86. I'm more than a mile away from you
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At least I hope I am.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #86)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 08:11 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
87. With those big ears, you can probably hear my breathing.
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They must come in handy at times.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #87)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 08:59 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
88. What is it with your ear fetish?
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You're starting to creep me out.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #88)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 10:14 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
89. Did you buy the shoes yet?
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #89)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:56 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
90. What shoes?
Response to taterguy (Reply #90)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 03:33 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
91. I am starting to think that you are being deliberately forgetful.
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Or are slowly sliding into early dementia.
I would like to help you out, just sign a power of attorney and all those pesky problems baffling you will disappear, I promise. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #91)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 04:57 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
92. What power of attorney?
Response to taterguy (Reply #92)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:14 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
94. Just throw out any more registered letters you may get, you don't need to read them.
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I have everything covered.
Say, you have a pretty good credit rating. Awesome. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #94)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:26 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
95. First you accuse me of not promptly paying bills
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Now you claim I have a pretty good credit rating.
Make up your fucking mind, if you have one. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #95)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 06:25 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
96. Well, compared to mine, it's waaay better.
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With the multiple bankruptcies and all, I found it temporarily somewhat difficult to secure funding for my future endeavors.
Pesky Federal prosecutors and their 'Mail Fraud' bullshit laws. I mean, c'mon, it's not fraud unless you never get your money back, right? I just owe a lot of people, it's not like I'm going to not pay or anything like that. Hell, most of them are old, I'll just wait them out. They should have read the prospectus first, it's their own fault anyway. Who knew that the real estate market in Patagonia would go bad so quickly? I mean, besides me? |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #96)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 06:54 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
97. How much funding does it take to sit on a couch and eat Cheetos?
Response to taterguy (Reply #97)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:00 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
98. Is that a rhetorical question?
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Like, "How can there be so much suffering in the world?".
And, "Is True Love eternal?". Or, "If a tree falls in the forest on taterguy's head, does it make a sound like knocking two coconuts together?". |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #98)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:19 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
99. Head injuries are hilarious
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If you're an asshole.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #99)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:26 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
100. Who's laughing?
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I ask a serious question, and all I get in return is rude derisive language.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #100)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:31 PM
LynneSin (89,796 posts)
101. Really? Again? You 2 need to get a hotel room or something
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Really!
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Response to LynneSin (Reply #101)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:14 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
103. You and your sick little fantasies.
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Bet you think about that scenario, late at night, all alone, no one else around...
Weirdo. |
Response to LynneSin (Reply #101)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:53 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
105. Again? What the fuck are you talking about?
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #100)
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 05:09 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
106. I apologize for misinterpreting your intent
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NOT!
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Response to taterguy (Reply #106)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:44 AM
blue neen (8,079 posts)
108. Beware, taterguy. Ikonoklast is hatching a diabolical scheme to have you ousted as host.
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Last edited Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:45 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) Take notice how he keeps wanting you to wear those 6 inch spike heels, knowing full well that you'd develop painful bunions the size of canned hams.
Ah yes. The horrible surgery, followed by both feet wrapped up like a taterguy mummy. This would, of course, render you unable to show up at your job at the DU Host Underground Bunker. <sigh> Why can't we all just get along? |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:07 PM
whistler162 (5,706 posts)
36. Not a remora so I have no idea!
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 09:36 AM
EvolveOrConvolve (5,622 posts)
46. Where's the option for
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"taterguy is a dumbass"? I think this poll is rigged.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 02:32 PM
Heidi (56,773 posts)
73. Not nekkid enough. (nt)
Response to Heidi (Reply #73)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 03:14 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
74. How could I possibly be any more nekkid?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #74)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 04:01 PM
NYC_SKP (49,516 posts)
76. You posted "me_horsehung.jpg" from my personal photbucket account without my permission.
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So I've had to delete it!
PS: more cowbell... |
Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #76)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 05:20 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
79. It came up first when I did a Google Image Search
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Please don't ask what search terms I was using.
ps: If it's a 'personal' photo, switch the album settings from Public to Private. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #79)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 05:42 PM
NYC_SKP (49,516 posts)
80. I don't mind having it out there, swinging around!
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:45 PM
Tuesday Afternoon (44,890 posts)
83. How does it feel to be in with the in crowd?
Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #83)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 05:02 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
93. Don't know. Ask Marshall Crenshaw
Response to taterguy (Reply #93)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 07:54 PM
Tuesday Afternoon (44,890 posts)
102. I couldn't reach Marshall but, The Beatles called and said you were one of the beautiful people.
Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #102)
Mon Jul 2, 2012, 08:48 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
104. They said that about everybody
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:47 PM
SoDesuKa (3,173 posts)
84. Is This the Duck Video?
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How does a single duck in a flock of 5,000 refuse to participate? It is a mystery.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:18 AM
libodem (12,129 posts)
107. What no dumbass comments?
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Where am I?
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Response to libodem (Reply #107)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:17 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
109. There's no location on your profile so I have no idea where you are
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Why don't you look at a fucking map?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #109)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 08:21 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
110. At least you could have been helpful and include a link.
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http://googlesightseeing.com/2007/01/fucking-austria/
One rude-ass host you're turning out to be. "Oh, you're thirsty, are you? Here's a glass of fucking water. You don't have to thank me." |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #110)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 09:09 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
111. 27 Good DUers disagree with you
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One DUer wishes you would STFU
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Response to taterguy (Reply #111)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 09:36 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
112. 27 posters who are easily cowed by authority figures.
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They never saw you in your tattered bathrobe, droopy shorts, smoking a cigarette and drinking lukewarm coffee while staring blankly at a computer screen.
And one DU'er might as well wish for a bag full of money, because he isn't getting that, either. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #112)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 10:37 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
113. Everyone here has seen me in my tattered bathrobe
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As usual, you're just making shit up.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #113)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 11:10 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
114. And what if I am?
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There is no tale of depravity I could fabricate that rivals the reality of your iron-fisted rule as Lounge Host.
So many weak reeds bending in the hurricane wind blowing from oppressive regimes is not an accurate assessment of how they truly feel. Remember this: the very same crowds that fanatically cheered Mussolini were spitting on his strung-up corpse a year later. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #114)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 11:52 AM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
115. Why are you still here if I'm iron-fisted?
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What possible porpoise could you serve?
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Response to taterguy (Reply #115)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 01:25 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
116. I await the inevitable demise of your totalitarian regime.
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I'm not saying that Cooking and Baking has their agents here tirelessly working to undermine your tyranny, nope, not gonna say it.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #116)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:37 PM
graywarrior (57,218 posts)
117. Hey, youse two....get a fucking room, will ya!
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #116)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 02:59 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
119. I await for you to zip it
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Sooner rather than later
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Response to taterguy (Reply #119)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:19 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
120. Zip what? What are you talking about?
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And what's with the cryptic time reference?
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #120)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:26 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
121. Zip your lip
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For the love of God,
SHUT UP! |
Response to taterguy (Reply #121)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 03:33 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
122. Sorry, I don't discuss religion with others.
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People anger too easily over the topic.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #122)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:05 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
123. You're starting to really get on my nerves
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Obviously
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Response to taterguy (Reply #123)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:29 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
124. Then my work here is done.
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #124)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:30 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
125. Good, I hope I've seen the last of you in this thread
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The juries are getting a little sick of my alerts.
How did you pay them all off? |
Response to taterguy (Reply #125)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 04:55 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
126. The operatives sent out from Cooking and Baking have access to unlimited funds.
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I bought a Bentley with what they dropped in the driveway when they left.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #126)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:37 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
127. Jury manipulation is a TOS violation
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I have alerted the proper authorities.
Your days here are numbered. Good day. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #127)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:49 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
129. You have no clue as to how many are bought off.
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If you hear a knock on the door really late tonight, my advice to you is to run.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #129)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:59 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
133. I run for no one
Response to taterguy (Reply #133)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:03 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
134. You'll think twice about that philosophy when you see those nightmares coming up your walk.
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You'll set world-class times for a marathon.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #134)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:47 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
139. Police department is 2 miles from my house
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Why the fuck would I run 26.2 miles?
Besides, I have a bike. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #139)
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 09:50 AM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
140. The cops are all paid to look the other way.
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Because it's good for you.
So do I, but when terrors from another dimension called up by the necromancers that populate C&B come for you, it won't matter if you have a personal space shuttle. |
Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #140)
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 07:44 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
141. A space shuttle takes a long time to fire-up and get airborne
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Would make a rather useless escape vehicle.
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Response to taterguy (Reply #141)
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:21 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
142. Crap. I bought two of those bastards.
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Maybe that's why I got them so cheap, no one else was bidding on them at the surplus auction.
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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #142)
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:25 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
143. We all make mistakes
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Mine was starting this dialogue in the first place
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Response to taterguy (Reply #143)
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 08:44 PM
Ikonoklast (21,699 posts)
144. It is with your power to make it stop.
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But...you cannot make yourself do so.
Just like the inexorable pull of gravity on every atom that makes up your body, you find yourself rooted in place, tapping those keys, and cursing the very existence of the God that made you. |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 05:39 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
128. I'm out of beer. Perhaps not so well at the moment. Can you send one through the modem?
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #128)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:22 PM
kwassa (15,716 posts)
131. dialup? 28k?
Response to kwassa (Reply #131)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:08 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
136. No, DSL. It's still a modem.
Response to HopeHoops (Reply #128)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:03 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
135. Out? You silly, silly man
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Always buy at least twice as much as you expect to consume.
The stuff has a shelf life. |
Response to taterguy (Reply #135)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:08 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
137. I'm well stocked in vodka, brandy, and wine. I'm cool.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:13 PM
sad sally (2,627 posts)
130. dear mr. taterguy:
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had to comment on your name, as my 48-year helpmate (lovin' husband) has been called the taterboy for many many years. he worked in produce 'til it wore him plum out.
we love taters! |
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 06:23 PM
csziggy (14,417 posts)
132. The Lounge has a host? nt
Response to csziggy (Reply #132)
Wed Jul 4, 2012, 07:09 PM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
138. I've been one. Not at the very moment, but I did my time.
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jul 6, 2012, 12:31 AM
Bucky (41,687 posts)
145. Host of what?
Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jul 6, 2012, 01:56 AM
nolabear (15,015 posts)
146. Good God, is this the new Thread that Never Dies?
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Have mercy...
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Response to nolabear (Reply #146)
Fri Jul 6, 2012, 05:56 PM
taterguy (27,644 posts)
149. No, it's the thread that's occasionally obnoxiously kicked
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There will never be another Thread that Never Dies.
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Response to taterguy (Original post)
Fri Jul 6, 2012, 02:09 AM
pinboy3niner (28,048 posts)
147. YOU'RE our HOST? Damn, am I ever in the wrong forum!
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