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ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,915 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Michter's is a good start!
nolabear
(41,928 posts)bluesbassman
(19,358 posts)Other than that you're doing fine.
blue neen
(12,319 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)bluedigger
(17,085 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)And boy does it get weird in there.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,508 posts)Honestly, I didn't know it!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)In case you hadn't noticed, there's not much holy about me.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)multiple choice?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Obviously.
petronius
(26,595 posts)far and away the best of them...
struggle4progress
(118,202 posts)UTUSN
(70,638 posts)kcass1954
(1,819 posts)YOU?
A host?
I had no clue...but voted to keep on your good side...
Skinner has finally lost his mind....
What could possibly happen next?
peace~
Kaleva
(36,235 posts)I pity these four people:
4 DU members did not wish to select the one correct option provided.
Dr. Strange
(25,915 posts)Did you switch to Folgers?!!?
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)The most what, I don't know. Could you please spin this platter on the Lounge Victrola?
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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MFM's #1 Party Tip: Urinal cakes are NOT hors d'oeuvres!!!
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Though they ARE minty-fresh.
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fadedrose
(10,044 posts)Don't know what to do...
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)nt
MADem
(135,425 posts)I was teasing you. I always got a kick out of your "exception," though some didn't take it as humorously as I did.
SkatmanRoth
(843 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Note to self: Taterguy has cooties.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Bite me
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Are you high in 'bad' cholesterol?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I'm surprised you haven't done so yet.
Even McDonald's lists the nutritional values of their menu items.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)And since it was a registered letter and signed for, we know you received it.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Hell no.
I'm a busy man.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)If it had contained pics of lingerie models I'd wager you'd have given it a glance or two.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Of course you do.
You know that I struggle with body-image issues.
That's some of the most despicable tater-baiting you've ever engaged in.
SHAME
SHAME
SHAME/
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)And you will not silence me.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Black fishnets with a garter belt is your first assignment.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Since it's my first assignment I want to do a good job.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Don't forget to put on the 6" spike high heels, though.
Mandatory, sorry.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Got no excuses, now, do you?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)I need a brick and mortar outlet.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)As for a brick and mortar outlet, try your local sand, gravel and concrete supplier.
I've found that they usually have competitive prices on contractor's building supplies.
That's some good money-saving advice right there.
You can use the savings to buy those shoes.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)People will admire your bold statement.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Some people might think I'm a dumbass for wearing uncomfortable shoes.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Don't pay them any attention, you wear those shoes proudly, let the haters point and laugh.
I'll stand behind you all the way.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)I think you're just a shill for the 6" heel lobby.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)So, I say shoot for Neanderthal and we'll work our way up.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Any other armchair diagnoses you'd like to make Dr. Frist?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Is it safe?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Remember, it's up to you to make it stop.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You see, there are no correct answers, I just enjoy inflicting pain.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Were you lying?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Your accusations are baseless, and are made in such a blatant manner as to dismissed out of hand.
Of course I was lying.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Or, it might be them big ears of yours.
Christ, it looks like someone glued two pink teacups to the sides of your head.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)There is NOTHING abnormal about my ears.
I'll give you 90 seconds to self-delete before I go all TOS on your ass.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I hate getting hit on by strangers on teh intrawebs, I got three Russian ex-wives that way.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)So sorry to hear that you suffer from dangerous delusions.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Hope it makes you feel better belittling a person with a legitimate medical condition.
I bet seeing people on crutches gives you a good laugh.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Like it's my fault your pharmacy is closed.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I can spot a sneak a mile away.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)At least I hope I am.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)They must come in handy at times.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)You're starting to creep me out.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Or are slowly sliding into early dementia.
I would like to help you out, just sign a power of attorney and all those pesky problems baffling you will disappear, I promise.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I have everything covered.
Say, you have a pretty good credit rating.
Awesome.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Now you claim I have a pretty good credit rating.
Make up your fucking mind, if you have one.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)With the multiple bankruptcies and all, I found it temporarily somewhat difficult to secure funding for my future endeavors.
Pesky Federal prosecutors and their 'Mail Fraud' bullshit laws. I mean, c'mon, it's not fraud unless you never get your money back, right?
I just owe a lot of people, it's not like I'm going to not pay or anything like that.
Hell, most of them are old, I'll just wait them out.
They should have read the prospectus first, it's their own fault anyway.
Who knew that the real estate market in Patagonia would go bad so quickly?
I mean, besides me?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Like, "How can there be so much suffering in the world?".
And, "Is True Love eternal?".
Or, "If a tree falls in the forest on taterguy's head, does it make a sound like knocking two coconuts together?".
taterguy
(29,582 posts)If you're an asshole.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I ask a serious question, and all I get in return is rude derisive language.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Really!
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Bet you think about that scenario, late at night, all alone, no one else around...
Weirdo.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)NOT!
blue neen
(12,319 posts)Take notice how he keeps wanting you to wear those 6 inch spike heels, knowing full well that you'd develop painful bunions the size of canned hams.
Ah yes. The horrible surgery, followed by both feet wrapped up like a taterguy mummy. This would, of course, render you unable to show up at your job at the DU Host Underground Bunker.
<sigh> Why can't we all just get along?
whistler162
(11,155 posts)EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)"taterguy is a dumbass"? I think this poll is rigged.
Heidi
(58,237 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)So I've had to delete it!
PS: more cowbell...
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Please don't ask what search terms I was using.
ps: If it's a 'personal' photo, switch the album settings from Public to Private.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)SoDesuKa
(3,173 posts)How does a single duck in a flock of 5,000 refuse to participate? It is a mystery.
libodem
(19,288 posts)Where am I?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Why don't you look at a fucking map?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)One rude-ass host you're turning out to be.
"Oh, you're thirsty, are you? Here's a glass of fucking water. You don't have to thank me."
taterguy
(29,582 posts)One DUer wishes you would STFU
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)They never saw you in your tattered bathrobe, droopy shorts, smoking a cigarette and drinking lukewarm coffee while staring blankly at a computer screen.
And one DU'er might as well wish for a bag full of money, because he isn't getting that, either.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)As usual, you're just making shit up.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)There is no tale of depravity I could fabricate that rivals the reality of your iron-fisted rule as Lounge Host.
So many weak reeds bending in the hurricane wind blowing from oppressive regimes is not an accurate assessment of how they truly feel.
Remember this: the very same crowds that fanatically cheered Mussolini were spitting on his strung-up corpse a year later.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)What possible porpoise could you serve?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I'm not saying that Cooking and Baking has their agents here tirelessly working to undermine your tyranny, nope, not gonna say it.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Sooner rather than later
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)And what's with the cryptic time reference?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)For the love of God,
SHUT UP!
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)People anger too easily over the topic.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Obviously
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)The juries are getting a little sick of my alerts.
How did you pay them all off?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I bought a Bentley with what they dropped in the driveway when they left.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)I have alerted the proper authorities.
Your days here are numbered.
Good day.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)If you hear a knock on the door really late tonight, my advice to you is to run.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You'll set world-class times for a marathon.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Why the fuck would I run 26.2 miles?
Besides, I have a bike.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Because it's good for you.
So do I, but when terrors from another dimension called up by the necromancers that populate C&B come for you, it won't matter if you have a personal space shuttle.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Would make a rather useless escape vehicle.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Maybe that's why I got them so cheap, no one else was bidding on them at the surplus auction.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Mine was starting this dialogue in the first place
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)But...you cannot make yourself do so.
Just like the inexorable pull of gravity on every atom that makes up your body, you find yourself rooted in place, tapping those keys, and cursing the very existence of the God that made you.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)Always buy at least twice as much as you expect to consume.
The stuff has a shelf life.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)sad sally
(2,627 posts)had to comment on your name, as my 48-year helpmate (lovin' husband) has been called the taterboy for many many years. he worked in produce 'til it wore him plum out.
we love taters!
csziggy
(34,131 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Bucky
(53,928 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)nolabear
(41,928 posts)Have mercy...
taterguy
(29,582 posts)There will never be another Thread that Never Dies.