| Author | Time | Post | |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | Jun 2012 | OP | |
| LoveMyCali | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
| rug | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
| turtlerescue1 | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
| KatChatter | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
| Silver Swan | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
| kickysnana | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
| turtlerescue1 | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
| HopeHoops | Jun 2012 | #8 | |
| Ikonoklast | Jun 2012 | #9 | |
| jimlup | Jun 2012 | #10 | |
| Arugula Latte | Jun 2012 | #11 | |
| Aerows | Jun 2012 | #12 |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 11:39 PM
LoveMyCali (929 posts)
1. My cat is right
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There is absolutely no rule about tearing down the drapes.
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 11:46 PM
rug (47,347 posts)
2. Any questions?
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Fri Jun 22, 2012, 11:51 PM
turtlerescue1 (1,013 posts)
3. Read the contract!
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My cat has it memorized, I've tried talking to him about it, but he just walks away, tail swishing.
He has a new habit, at 5:45 a.m. he stands in the hall and yowls like he is being tortured. I dunno why. But it seems to be a ritural. The dogs and I finally get up, and that seems to make him happy. They are a difficult creature. Obviously you know that too. They just don't come with instructions. Why is that? |
Response to turtlerescue1 (Reply #3)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 06:25 AM
KatChatter (194 posts)
6. Cats are not difficult it is YOU who are difficult
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the cat(s) will train you soon.
When will the bipeds get it that Cats are our masters and we are their minions. The world revolves around kitteh! |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 12:03 AM
Silver Swan (900 posts)
4. After tiring of my cat waking me at 5:00 AM
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I relented and gave her an extra meal at 10:00 PM.
She is no longer with us after 19.5 years. A little extra food was a small price to pay for her self perceived well being! |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 01:57 AM
kickysnana (3,174 posts)
5. Is this the original meaning of pussy whipped? n/t
Response to kickysnana (Reply #5)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 08:39 AM
turtlerescue1 (1,013 posts)
7. Pretty much, I fear.
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 11:31 AM
HopeHoops (47,675 posts)
8. That's how it works.
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 12:52 PM
Ikonoklast (21,639 posts)
9. Rules For Cats: Updated And Revised Edition.
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1. There is no such thing as "rules for cats".
2. Get used to it. |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 01:50 PM
jimlup (4,061 posts)
10. Basically yep...
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That's my girl.
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 03:32 PM
Arugula Latte (40,178 posts)
11. Truer rules have never been written
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In our house we pretty much jumped down to the end rule from the get go.
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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Original post)
Sat Jun 23, 2012, 04:01 PM
Aerows (13,879 posts)
12. I think we have cats
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Last edited Sat Jun 23, 2012, 04:05 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) that are relatives. Sigh.
EDIT: And what is up with 5:30am? Is that some sort of feline wake up call when ALL of them decide they need attention? I'm surprised they even evolved. You would think that humans would exterminate them for waking them up that ear... Oh look. She's so sweet. Answered my own damn question LOL. |



