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Sun May 27, 2012, 08:03 PM

This morning I woke up and wondered: Why the hell does LynneSin need a chainsaw?

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Reply This morning I woke up and wondered: Why the hell does LynneSin need a chainsaw? (Original post)
taterguy May 2012 OP
struggle4progress May 2012 #1
sarge43 May 2012 #10
The Velveteen Ocelot May 2012 #2
pinboy3niner May 2012 #3
Baitball Blogger May 2012 #4
bluesbassman May 2012 #5
pinboy3niner May 2012 #6
UTUSN May 2012 #7
TrogL May 2012 #8
mysuzuki2 May 2012 #9
sarge43 May 2012 #11

Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:08 PM

1. I thought it was obvious

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #1)

Mon May 28, 2012, 07:58 PM

10. That had to have taken place in Maine or New Hampshire.

Chain saw, beer -- they make life worth living.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:18 PM

2. Because she doesn't have one?

And it's easier to dismember a body with a chainsaw than with a bandsaw. You just never know...

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:46 PM

3. Because little bites are easier to chew?

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 08:48 PM

4. Because it works better than a toenail clipper.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:07 PM

5. Kinda works like a green card for Delawareans.

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Now she's free to go to Pennsylvania whenever she likes.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:13 PM

6. Because results are too variable when you put the bodies in woodchippers

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Sun May 27, 2012, 09:53 PM

7. I'm not *even* - (although - just never mind) n/t

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Mon May 28, 2012, 06:06 PM

8. Everybody needs a chainsaw

...and a favourite axe.

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Mon May 28, 2012, 06:30 PM

9. Do you really want to know? Notice we haven't heard from MFM lately?

She SAYS he's in the hospital, but she's the only one who's talked to him.Hmmm .. I wonder if there is any recent cement work in her basement ...?

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Response to taterguy (Original post)

Mon May 28, 2012, 08:01 PM

11. You know a better way to get everyone's attention?

Reving a chain saw is a real conversation stopper -- especially during a committee or staff meeting.

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