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Thu May 24, 2012, 08:01 PM

Shakespeare Insult Generator

Now here's a truly classy way to insult folks, directly from the Master.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.

Taken from: As You Like It


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Reply Shakespeare Insult Generator (Original post)
MicaelS May 2012 OP
madinmaryland May 2012 #1
rug May 2012 #2
MerryBlooms May 2012 #3
LynneSin May 2012 #4
WolverineDG May 2012 #9
Dystopian May 2012 #5
Bucky May 2012 #6
HappyMe May 2012 #7
Tuesday Afternoon May 2012 #8
femmocrat May 2012 #10
struggle4progress May 2012 #11
Capn Sunshine May 2012 #12
ashling May 2012 #13
ashling May 2012 #14
Aristus May 2012 #15
rocktivity May 2012 #16
AsahinaKimi May 2012 #17
LaurenG May 2012 #18

Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:06 PM

1. "Thou bootless guts-griping pignut!"



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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:07 PM

2. Oooh

Thou hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.

Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:09 PM

3. Thou mangled unchin-snouted mammet!

Indeed!
lol, love this. ty

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:09 PM

4. You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

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Response to LynneSin (Reply #4)

Thu May 24, 2012, 09:45 PM

9. that's because the witches were played by men back in the day

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:23 PM

5. Hmmm..

Thou call'st thyself a hotter name than any is in hell.

I must be pretty damn hot!

peace~

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:38 PM

6. Thou impertinent unwash'd flax-wench!

"I thou thee, thou traitor!"
--Sir Edward Coke

Once you drop a thou on someone, you've set the insult in motion. Then it's all a matter of follow through

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 08:41 PM

7. Thou impertinent idle-headed bugbear!



Thou infectious mud-faced moldwarp!

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 09:44 PM

8. ha! greatness tis divine!

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 10:00 PM

10. Thou ruttish malmsey-nosed joithead!

Those are wonderful! LOL

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 10:31 PM

11. In civility thou seem'st so empty.

Taken from: As You Like It

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2012, 10:38 PM

12. Thou roguish elf-skinned coxcomb!

I think I got MFM's

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 12:38 AM

13. You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for bre

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 12:42 AM

14. Mitt Romney

a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 12:49 AM

15. "I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables."

- Coriolanus



I was just in it for the wenches..."

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 01:22 AM

16. Brings back memories of the official DU insult thread

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 05:39 PM

17. Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.

Taken from: Romeo and Juliet

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Response to MicaelS (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 05:46 PM

18. Thou bootless spur-galled nut-hook! nt

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