Thursday Smack-O-Rama! Who would you like to slap the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

[HopeHoops]

1. Mr. Frothy - just because.

[Denninmi]

2. Oh, believe me, I have a list.

I don't dare name names, but I have a list. It would feel SO good! I've been having a couple of bad weeks anyway.

[HappyMe]

3. Newt, Mittens

and Nancy Grace.

[ohiosmith]

8. The queue forms behind me.

[Bertha Venation]

4. Fred Phelps is at the top of my list until he dies.

After that, I have a host of potential number ones.

[geardaddy]

5. Had to look him up

but, yeah, he needs a smack-o-rama.

[siligut]

6. I'll just join you on this one. nt

[hobbit709]

7. "I have a little list"

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. the latest one is...

the guy who ranted and called me a Communist, so I and my three relatives all ran out the door.
He has a radio in his bathroom that is tuned to AM hate radio. So when I was in there I changed it to FM and tuned it to the classical station.

Hope he appreciated that bit of culture!!

[benld74]

10. The jack-leg yesterday on the way to work,,,,

who HAD to pull in front of me,
CUTTING me off
Then IMMEDIATELY turning onto next street

While slamming on my brakes to avoid rear ending him
I glanced into my rear view mirror
to see who was about to hit me
AND SAW NOBODY BEHIND ME!!!!!

He COULD have got in back of me easier
safer
quicker

BUT Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Jack-leg!!

[sadbear]

11. No one gets the shit slapped out of them by me

until that douchebag sean hannity does.