What would you do to win a tee-shirt in Maryland?

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	Flash your boobs
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	Flash you butt
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	Flash your Gordon
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	Wear a Romney button
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[ohiosmith]

1. I've done all but the last choice so I'll have to abstain.

[Kaleva]

2. What an announcer said the last time I flashed my butt and Gordon on stage for a t-shirt

"this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world ... Oh, the humanity and all the people screaming around here. I told you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are in the audience. Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's ... o–ohhh! I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, the stage, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed."

[LynneSin]

3. Oh lordy

[rrneck]

4. Option 2 - and give you thirty minutes to draw a crowd. nt

[rug]

5. Pfft. 3 minutes or less.

[rrneck]

7. Well, okay.

Just make sure the exits are marked and kept clear.

[madinmaryland]

6. Have dinner with maidinmaryland??

[Dr. Strange]

11. I'd flash madinmaryland's boobs.

(ALL THREE)

[TZ]

12. ....

Nekkid Yoga?! Well maybe I'd have to save that for something REALLY special like a chance to meet Gio Gonzalez...

[trof]

8. What kind of T shirt?

[rug]

9. Sleeveless

[baldguy]

10. Nobody wants to see my boobs.