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Fri Apr 27, 2012, 07:06 AM

Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

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Reply Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook (Original post)
baldguy Apr 2012 OP
hunter Apr 2012 #1
nolabear Apr 2012 #2
baldguy Apr 2012 #5
Chan790 Apr 2012 #3
treestar Apr 2012 #4
frogmarch Apr 2012 #6

Response to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:15 PM

1. I think the opposite will happen...

... anyone who doesn't have an internet history will be regarded with extreme suspicion.

The hook-handed one-eyed Republican Presidential candidate will have several "Hold my beer and watch this..." YouTube videos to his credit, and the Democratic candidate will have "kissing girlfriends" pictures with the woman she's married to.

There will be an Independent candidate who has no internet history and the personality of a dead fish, but he'll only win Florida and no one will know why.

Most of the nation will vote for the family values Democrat, with only a few states supporting the "Yes, I'd like to hold his beer" Republican.

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Response to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:59 PM

2. It'll be a whole 'nother world by 2040.

Hope I'm around to witness it. I'll be older than dirt but it's possible!

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Response to nolabear (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:42 PM

5. Hell, it's a whole 'nother world now.

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Response to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:22 PM

3. I'm going to run in 2040.

There are no bad pics of me on the internet, only admissions that I'll stand by then.

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Response to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:34 PM

4. The only difference is that pictures are easy to get

In the 60s or 70s not everyone had a camera on them at all times. There was not one phone per person.

It was merely not getting caught.

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Response to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:51 PM

6. Gotta love The Onion!

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