HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » Video & Multimedia (Forum) » Pic Of The Moment: GOP Co...
Introducing Discussionist: A new forum by the creators of DU

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:09 PM

Pic Of The Moment: GOP Congressional Retreat Conference Agenda



66 replies, 11228 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 66 replies Author Time Post
Reply Pic Of The Moment: GOP Congressional Retreat Conference Agenda (Original post)
EarlG Jan 2013 OP
DryRain Jan 2013 #1
geardaddy Jan 2013 #2
Iggo Jan 2013 #3
freshwest Jan 2013 #4
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #18
freshwest Jan 2013 #22
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #26
sheshe2 Jan 2013 #46
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #24
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #28
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #52
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #36
awoke_in_2003 Jan 2013 #53
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #54
pangaia Jan 2013 #59
marmar Jan 2013 #5
tosh Jan 2013 #6
valerief Jan 2013 #7
Doctor_J Jan 2013 #8
a la izquierda Jan 2013 #13
Vietnameravet Jan 2013 #9
Initech Jan 2013 #10
Coyotl Jan 2013 #11
leveymg Jan 2013 #23
In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #32
MADem Jan 2013 #51
Coyotl Jan 2013 #58
MADem Jan 2013 #62
libodem Jan 2013 #12
BlueNoteSpecial Jan 2013 #14
SpankMe Jan 2013 #15
Caeser67 Jan 2013 #16
Scuba Jan 2013 #17
global1 Jan 2013 #31
BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #19
Cali_Democrat Jan 2013 #20
leveymg Jan 2013 #21
supercats Jan 2013 #25
PennsylvaniaMatt Jan 2013 #27
santamargarita Jan 2013 #29
FailureToCommunicate Jan 2013 #30
Jamaal510 Jan 2013 #33
tclambert Jan 2013 #34
Amonester Jan 2013 #48
AProgressiveThinker Jan 2013 #35
Auggie Jan 2013 #37
WillyT Jan 2013 #38
pacalo Jan 2013 #39
formercia Jan 2013 #40
dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #41
Teamster Jeff Jan 2013 #42
Coyotl Jan 2013 #43
mountain grammy Jan 2013 #44
meti57b Jan 2013 #45
Coyotl Jan 2013 #47
ProudProgressiveNow Jan 2013 #49
underpants Jan 2013 #50
whistler162 Jan 2013 #55
tavernier Jan 2013 #56
MADem Jan 2013 #63
nobodyspecial Jan 2013 #64
geefloyd46 Jan 2013 #57
dynasaw Jan 2013 #60
trinfax Jan 2013 #61
JackN415 Jan 2013 #65
montex Jan 2013 #66

Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:12 PM

1. Don't forget to note that the conference is held in a Slave-owner's

 

namesake room.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:12 PM

2. Win!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:13 PM

3. Oh jeez.

For a second I thought this was a google ad.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:26 PM

4. Mint juleps served on the verdana with Chinese-made Amurikan flag swizzle sticks.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to freshwest (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:07 PM

18. Served by Samuel L Jackson in a reprise of his role in Django Unchained

No,the superb Mr. Jackson would never involve himself in a repuke fest.

Silly golf hats notwithstanding.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #18)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:31 PM

22. Could use Newt Gingrich or Rick Sanctorum. They can't stop gossiping about 'blah people.'

Can't let an 'anti-colonial' librul like Freeman come in and shake things up.

No, no, wait! Why not use Cheetos?

He's not quite white after all that time in the tanning booth.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to freshwest (Reply #22)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:38 PM

26. OMG! CHEETOS! that is effing

HILARIOUS

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to freshwest (Reply #22)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 10:17 PM

46. I googled, orange man and this is what I found.

Satan Told me I'm Right!



Cheetos...



http://theorangemantheory.com/web/

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #18)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:35 PM

24. Samuel L Jackson only serves beer...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #24)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:40 PM

28. what the hell??????????

Is that a TEABAGGIE HAT he's wearing???????

OMG, Samuel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #28)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 02:01 AM

52. That was prior to the tea party...

It was a play on Samuel Adams beer, and Sam Adams definitely wore a tri-corner hat in the right way.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #24)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:03 PM

36. HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE Dave Chappelle. Miss him. And I'll raise you

a Samuel L Jackson

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to BlancheSplanchnik (Reply #36)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 02:34 AM

53. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b****?..,

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #53)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 03:14 AM

54. White people love Wayne Brady!

Cuz he make Bryant Gumbell look like Malcolm X!!!!!!!


Haaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa. Awesome!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to freshwest (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 09:46 AM

59. Hey, man.. don't kmock mint julips.

I love them.... But I get your point..

Oh, and it is verandah.
Verdana is a font.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:36 PM

5. That's hilarious.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:48 PM

6. ...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 01:49 PM

7. Brilliant!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:15 PM

8. 8:30 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Chapel

8:45 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Welcome Center

9:00 - noon - Ronald Wilson Reagan Convention Center

Noon - 1:00 - Ronald Wilson Reagan Lunch Room

...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Doctor_J (Reply #8)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:36 PM

13. From The Simpsons' "Mr Spritz Goes to Washington."

Mr. Burns: Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Hibbert: All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
Dracula: And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:21 PM

9. Great!! love it!!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:23 PM

10. 7:00 PM: After Hours Activity: Poor People Sacrifice To The Volcano Gods

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:36 PM

11. It is a fun exercise to assign speaker names to this list

Morning Prayer led by Pat Robertson (no awful women allowed)

Recitation led by Glenn Beck (CDs for $10)

Keynote Address co-speakers, the Koch Brothers (immense campaign donations to follow)

Obama as Dictator comparisons, George W. Bush (on how Obama stole the country)

Impeachment 101 by Alberto Gonzales (attendance optional)

Avoiding Sex in the Workplace by Sen. Larry Craig (attendance mandatory)

Your Lobbyist and You by Jack Abramoff and Grover Norquist (only one of us got caught)

Duck Hunt Leader Dick Cheney (bring your own guns and ammo)

Legitimate Rape by Todd Aiken (rethinking political rhetoric for the male minority)

Catering to Latinos by Marco Rubio (rethinking political rhetoric for the white minority)

Doing Nothing by John Boehner (rethinking everyday rhetoric for the political minority)

Evening prayer and passing the hat by Rush Limbaugh (We need a trillion $$$ for 2016 or we haven't a prayer)

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Coyotl (Reply #11)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:33 PM

23. Kerchink! Got three more turkeys just with that ricochet! Muy bueno!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Coyotl (Reply #11)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:37 PM

32. Good list.

They don't have a prayer even with a trillion $$$.


Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Coyotl (Reply #11)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 12:02 AM

51. YOU BETCHA!!! Need to squeeze in a speech by Sarah Palin in there somewhere;

Foreign Policy From Your Front Porch, perhaps?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to MADem (Reply #51)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 09:02 AM

58. I guess she could assist Glenn Beck with the second amendment

maybe a background video of helicopter hunting

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Coyotl (Reply #58)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 12:23 PM

62. And in homage to that brutal photoshop, she could do it in a flag bedecked bikini...

Hell, Glenn could wear Liddy's flag speedo--they'd make a heckuva pair!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:36 PM

12. EarlG,

You rock. Glad you're on our side.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:42 PM

14. This is a typo, it has to be...

...should it not read "CONformance Agenda?, I'm sure it should, in fact, I'm positive of it.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:47 PM

15. Completely hilarious!! Good job. n/t

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 02:49 PM

16. They forgot to add the

Gun Baptism and Baby Shower.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:04 PM

17. There's also the evening entertainment ...

Adultery and oxycontin.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Scuba (Reply #17)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:48 PM

31. How About A Gun Fashion Show.....nt

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:11 PM

19. this whole thread is a WIN!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:23 PM

20. Awesomeness n/t

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:30 PM

21. LOL. Going viral in 3-2-1 . . .

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:36 PM

25. The Reason This Is So Funny Is....

Because it's the truth. This is exactly how they think. In their entire history there is nothing you can point to where they stood up for or did anything to benefit the majority of Americans. They are an absolute disgrace to America...and they know it.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:40 PM

27. K&R!!!!

This gave me a good laugh! I don't know which is better...

12:00PM: "Only Joking!": How to Avoid Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

or 1:00PM: Your Lobbyist and You

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:42 PM

29. Even as an agenda outline, it describes the...

Republican right wing terrorist perfectly.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 03:44 PM

30. Ha! And a short day...how typical!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 04:45 PM

33. I'm curious about the "Doing Nothing" part of the schedule.

Would everybody just sit around and stare off into space?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Jamaal510 (Reply #33)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 05:15 PM

34. Co-hosted by Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Jamaal510 (Reply #33)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 11:12 PM

48. I understand it as...

How to shutdown the government and destroy the world's economy once more.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 05:37 PM

35. You also forgot

You also forgot at 1:30 when they have Eric Cantor go up and complain about how people on welfare are all just a bunch of lazy leeches.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:37 PM

37. Lunch was catered Chick-fil-A and Papa Johns Pizza

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 06:54 PM

38. LOL !!! - Perfect !!! - K & R !!!






Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 07:05 PM

39. Instant classic, EarlG. I'm impressed!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 07:52 PM

40. On the way to the Retreat...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 08:17 PM

41. AK 47 duck hunt.....

Yikes!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 08:27 PM

42. 7:00 pm: Hookers Arrive

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 08:39 PM

43. 8-12, Cocktail Hour.

Sorry Mitt!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 09:51 PM

44. This could be their actual agenda. Ever think of that?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 10:03 PM

45. LOLZ ...... Great stuff!!!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 11:05 PM

47. In GD: All hail EarlG!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Jan 18, 2013, 11:43 PM

49. +1

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 12:02 AM

50. They are in the 'burg???

Enjoy the overpowering stinch of hops on the 7th hole at Kingsmill....oh and everyone who owns the homes you smash your golfballl into? Yeah they are probably Union guys who made enough money to buy a house at Kingsmill.


BTW- the Hinckley assholle parents used to own a place on the 13th hole.

I worked there in '87

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 07:25 AM

55. FAIL!!!

not funny and it makes the OP and all Democrats look bad!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to whistler162 (Reply #55)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 08:16 AM

56. Not funny??

I guess I'm marked as "uncool" then because I laughed through the entire thing.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to whistler162 (Reply #55)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 12:26 PM

63. Sorry--you're the one with the humorectomy, here. It's a WIN. A Big WIN.

It's HILARIOUS....right up there with the classic "Gay Agenda" for taking over the world.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to whistler162 (Reply #55)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 01:40 PM

64. Is this sarcasm?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 08:22 AM

57. Sounds too much work for this bunch...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 10:57 AM

60. You forgot job creation

. . .the Burwell way.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 11:28 AM

61. Guys, there's no 'lunch' :-(

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 04:46 PM

65. Make this to be Obama's last term! (At least they can claim success!) n/t

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Jan 19, 2013, 11:30 PM

66. 3:30 PM: Men's Room Toe-Tapping & Wide Stances

Will there be enough stalls in the men's room?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread