Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:42 PM
DeSwiss (27,137 posts)
Romney Sings Concession !!!
Published on Nov 7, 2012 by schmoyoho
After calling President Obama to congratulate him on his victory in the 2012 election, Mitt Romney comforts his supporters in song.
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You may think I'm overcome with torment and depression
Symptoms common to the loser of a big election
But not me, you see
I've got a secret weapon
That keeps me happy and gay
I'm still rich
As far as I'm concerned, this election thing
Went off without a hitch
'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get
While he has nothin' but gettin' blamed
For the U.S. goin' to H. E. double hockey sticks!
Oh, life's a bitch
Wait, except it ain't for me
'Cause I'm still rich
I never really wanted that low wage "president" job to taint my career
Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year?
Now that I'm done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians
My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won!
This may be the happiest day of my entire life
I promise you I'm definitely not crying inside
Because I'm still...
Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly
Didn't have one single glitch
Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please
While Obama triple-double checks his pension
To make sure it isn't overly Chinese!
Life's a flippin' bitch!
Wait, except it ain't for me cuz I'm still
- I knew all along that he was only in this thing for the tax write-offs......
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