Funky Funky White People Dance At RNC Convention (Video)

[johnnyplankton]

There's nothing like watching incredibly white people try to dance (to hip hop)

http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/08/29/republicans-vow-to-make-the-world-safe-for-totally-un-funky-white-dancing/

[dembotoz]

1. wow now that is funny

[MrMickeysMom]

9. Did you check out the Ann Coulter look alike in Republican Red?

She must have a crush on Mann I'm guessing... probably she's got a black dress, too!

[DURHAM D]

2. Inappropriate video.

[tblue37]

3. Very funny. Did you notice that the few who actually seemed able to move halfway decently and even

keep the beat were mostly much older than the others?

[HopeHoops]

6. Curiously, I did notice that, but actual "dancing" was popular in years past. Now it's just grinds.

I'm by no means a prude, but lapdancing on the edge of the DJ stage is going a WEE bit too far.

[tblue37]

7. Yeah--I just turned 62 earlier this month, but I can bust a move still.

I am not a prude either, but I prefer to see the dance floor used for dancing.

[HopeHoops]

10. My wife and I have opened up more dance floors than we can count. All it takes is one couple.

We prefer it when they aren't packed shoulder-to-shoulder anyway. I have to take my cane out with me now (and hurt for days afterwards), but we still know how to move together. One of the local pizza & beer chains closed an underperforming location a while back (and by that I mean the pool tables were always available - not a good sign). Another place came in under the name "Drinkin' Bone", tore up all of the carpet in the dining area and put down a hardwood dance floor of VERY large size. They sell food, but not much (mostly because it sucks), but they dish out a shitload of beer so they meet the requirement to allow smoking. They regularly have bands and I mean the kind that play stuff from the 50's through 80's. Bike night is one of the best times to go.

[Heather MC]

4. I don't think i have enough soul to dance to a song like that

And I am a Sista. Not what I was expecting couldn't make it through the video

[HopeHoops]

5. DAMN! I hope the Tampa hookers have some REALLY strong stomachs!

Something tells me that might just be a remix. Not sure what, perhaps something involving the lyrics.

I was shooting pool with my wife at a bar/restaurant one evening (dinner time) and something came on (never heard it before) where the lyrics were mostly "pussy pussy, pussy, my pussy, pussy, want my pussy", etc. There were kids all over the place so I went up to the bartender and explained that I didn't think that was particularly appropriate for the current gathering. She asked what I had heard (bar was too loud to hear the dining room music) and all I said was "oh, pussy this, pussy that, pussy, pussy, pussy" and she practically ran to hit the skip button. Apparently it was supposed to be on the "not before 10" list but the jukebox company had missed it. I have NO idea what the name of the song was (although I can sort of guess) or who the singer was, but it sounded a lot like the one in the RNC clip.

[MrMickeysMom]

8. ROTFFLMAO!

Oh my God!