ever wonder why God let Obama be re-elected?

[Enrique]

watch this televangelist explain his pre-election statement that "God would like how the election turned out". Hint: it's not because God supports Obama.

[SamKnause]

1. Insanity on full display.

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[bvf]

3. One person's insanity

is another person's profitable business model.

[merrily]

2. Because Obama got more electoral votes than Mitt?

Sadly, Mitt's state seems about ready to elect another Republican Governor. This one actually won an award for sending jobs overseas. I didn't even know there was an award for that crap.

[Enthusiast]

4. Inbred knuckledragger.

[HoosierCowboy]

5. Tax exempt..

none the less.

[tanyev]

6. I've never understood how he made it big in the god business with those creepy eyes.

[SmittynMo]

7. I got your friggin diagnosis right here!!!!

Total lunatic. There's no fix for stupid.

[Thor_MN]

8. He can't put together a complete sentence when speaking about reality.

He can make the words flow when the topic is fantasy, but when he needs to speak about the real world, he stammers and has to search for words.

[rurallib]

9. These guys remind me ogf the drunks that used to frequent the tavern

that my alcoholic parents used to go to every night in the 50s and 60s.

"Let me tell you ...." the bullshit would start. Never an ounce of truth, seldom did the stories ever come to a conclusion.
Just the blathering of half stewed men trying to make themselves important with the courage from a bottle.
These guys remind me so much of old Peachy and Joe and Bill........

[EEO]

10. I assume this is being broadcast from an insane asylum.

[TlalocW]

11. Let me *hic* tell you sumpin'

God, you see God is up there, and He's... y'know that reminds me of a story about ... well, anyway *hic* *belch* God... It's a really good story though cuz y'see, it shows what Obama... What kind of name is Obama *hic*... *hic* anyways, goes to show, well, y'know. *fart* God is saying - cuz He talks to me... fact He's the one that told me the story about Obama... *belch* but wait... Y'know, Hee-Haw was a really good show, y'know? *hic**belch**fart*

TlalocW

[Perseus]

12. You nailed it...

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that...

[Enrique]

13. heh, thanks

your post is useful for people who can't watch the video

[packman]

14. After watching that video

Now we know what religious nuts are because God talked to you and said to get on TV and tell everyone you and God have conversations.

Like, if there is a God, It would give a shit about petty human politics.

[W T F]

15. So God told him this? Well I just talked to God this morning. He says he changed his mind.

[Grins]

16. "Let"?

So much for the Almighty.

"...and now we know why we don't want it."

This is what happens when you have too large a backlog of dope to sample.