"Imminent ISIS Strike?" "Terror cell may have formed near Texas Border" Fox "news" on it!

[corkhead]

Here is all you need to show anyone who is wondering why Fox "News" viewers are so fucking stupid...

[Warren Stupidity]

1. I've heard Mexico is overrun with mooslins.

[tanyev]

2. It's led by this guy! Go get him!!

[Dustlawyer]

3. I needed a really good laugh this morning!

[rpannier]

4. another failure by Texas Law Enforcement

Some people are wondering how it is that New Mexico, Arizona and California can keep these radical, Socialist, murderous terrorists out of the United States but not Texas

[Spitfire of ATJ]

5. I've worked with the elderly...

Remember back to 9/11. The military was buzzing major cities with the sounds of jet fighters. They would kick on afterburners and generally make a LOT of noise.

I had to calm some of the elderly down who thought those were enemy planes.

Now this.

They are counting on people failing geography. They show pictures of guys in tanks in a desert and talk about Mexico and Texas and old folks actually believe those tanks are in Mexico headed this way.

The Right Wing is a terrorist organization.

[mountain grammy]

7. Agree!

[Thespian2]

6. Fux "News"

host to Texas lawman...Uh, which one has the fewest working brain cells? Having lived in Texas, but never having watched Fux, I am choosing the Texas "lawman." Texas right wingers, who loved Nixon as much as they thought Reagan was a brilliant politician, cannot have an intelligent discussion...totally lacking in the power to commit logical thought. I was amazed they could figure out how to dress themselves in their drug-store cowboy clothes, especially the pointy-toed boots.

[tclambert]

10. Yet they can be quite erudite on the subject of football.

[dotymed]

9. This Sherriff

definitely has the LE ethics that have become a part of our "justice" system....

"We need to hit them hard, we need to kill 'em."
What ever happened to arrest and bring people to trial? Wow.

[packman]

11. Chickens and the sky

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And all you liberals are going to be so sorry when the sky does fall

[proReality]

13. I don't watch FAUX, but now that I know it's a comedy station

I'll have to tune in.

[BlueJazz]

14. The blond in the green dress. She's like a trained seal. "Do you mean to say.."

"So you're saying that"
"Are we to assume"
"Some of us might"
"It sounds like you're saying..."

[Enthusiast]

15. Incredibly ignorant.

Viewers never doubt a single word.

[davidpdx]

16. Hasselback is an idiot