The Sarah Palin channel!

[Archae]

Word Salad On Demand -- Sarah Palin To Launch Online Channel

This is not satire. Sarah Palin is launching her own online subscription channel. Word salad for all!

Yes, my friends. For the low, low price of $99.95 per year you can get the Sarah Palin Word Salad Hour on demand! If you're really lucky, maybe she'll invite her friends to the party and entertain us all.

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/07/word-salad-demand-sarah-palin-launch

No, I'm not making this up.

For $100 you too can get the Sarah Palin channel!

[TreasonousBastard]

1. It has to be a gag. Really, it has to be.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

21. It's not. I went to the website this morning

It's about as ridiculous as you'd expect. Among the features is a blog by Bristol. One stop shopping for stupid.


On Edit: Wow- just watched the video. She didn't come up with this herself. Somebody else is putting up the money and providing the know how for this, and I foresee only a couple of hours of work a day for her.

[3catwoman3]

30. I would...

...gag for sure if I tried to watch it.

[Dollface]

32. As if...

[FuzzyRabbit]

2. Will they offer a 1/2 year subscription?

After all, she has a history of quitting halfway through her term.

[Archae]

4. You kidding?

I give her channel 3 days. At most.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

38. That or the Koch bros. will subsidize it.

More astroturf masquerading as grassroots.

[jberryhill]

3. Did you ever hear about that thing where...

...if you tune your radio or tv to a place where there isn't a channel, you can hear the voices of ghosts?

And, it's free!

[FailureToCommunicate]

13. She's here...

[Ineeda]

23. Have no fear...

some tech-savvy Leftie will easily undermine this 'enterprise' and very quickly disseminate the know-how. Hacks abound.

[zebonaut]

5. What the heck is a "media filter"??? Well; find out for just $9.95 a month

Viewers of the Palin channel might also enjoy the Childrens pretend storybook channel:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. Grifters gotta grift!!! n/m

[ActiveTen28]

7. She's never going away, is she?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

9. Not as long as there is one dimwit out there willing to throw their last dime at her n/m

[Seniorcousin]

16. We still need her,

Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, etc. They're making a permanent impression on young people about what it means to be a conservative christian.

[SummerSnow]

28. As long as the bagger minions are around.

[trusty elf]

8. Suggestion for a theme song...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TO0mRkmNE8

[C Moon]

10. Visiting Alaska a few years ago, I walked into a small gift shop that had a Sarah Palin section...

Upon walking in, the first thing I saw—laying flat on its back—was a Sarah Palin life-sized cardboard cutout.
I laughed and figured the wind knocked it over; but later, I day dreamed that someone purposely elbowed its cardboard face.

[Ineeda]

22. Another fantasy scenario---

A customer brings their large dog into that store, coaxes it to poop on the laid-flat Sarah. The store owner demands that the dog-owner purchase the now-defiled merchandise. After complying, the dog-owner drags the foul thing out to the parking lot and sets it ablaze, facing it toward witnessing passers-by. Ahh - a poop-covered flaming efigy of one of the worst, nightmarish, near-misses this country has ever experienced.

(The dog poop would be an improvement.)

[C Moon]

35. :D I like your story better.

[Kablooie]

11. it's real and we are going to have even more Sarah Palin phlem to contend with soon.

We are going to be hacking and coughing a lot because that damned Palin phlem just won't clear out.

[Roy Serohz]

12. the horror...the horror

[Riverman100]

14. You can watch on your smartphone?

Those that do must not realize that the phone is smarter than they are. Or for that matter, smarter than the host.

[handmade34]

15. no filters? really?

we can tell her what we think with no filters?

[tom_kelly]

17. Just $99.95 for a year!

She'll be pocketing a whole bunch of money but will be bored of the "channel thingy" within a few months. The content will drop but that won't stop her from spending the money. All of the sudden people won't be getting paid, they'll quit, and she'll blame Obama.

[SmittynMo]

18. The wench (I mean Sarah) is back at it again

Yes, Sarah Palin is going to voice her ignorance across the internet. OMG I can't wait. Except this time she wants to make money off of you for listening to her bullshit. Pretty twisted, right? This woman is, and always has been, about the money. Her opinions are ignorant and slants far right. The good news is she's not on cable. There's a reason for that, believe me.

Mark my word. This will be a monumental failure.

I wish she'd go back to Alaska, look for Russia (Hint: Sarah, look for smoke in the sky from Ukraine), and leave the rest of us all alone.

[heaven05]

19. the really sad part is

there are too many people out there that will buy this garbage and too many still believe the word salad she tosses together. That's the sad part, not her having a channel to disseminate her idiotic RW BS.

[HoosierCowboy]

20. Having worn out her welcome in the MSM

It means that hopefully we'll see her sink into obscurity inside her own bubble, babbling incoherently and stealing viewers, or should I say suckers from Glenn Beck and his ilk.
There's only a limited amount of "dumbassery" money around and she'll cut the pie up another way.

[joanbarnes]

24. Does this mean she regrets quitting her 'real job?'

[yuiyoshida]

25. Well, there is one bit of good news..

If she has this, she probably won't make a bid for the White House.

[Laffy Kat]

34. Why is that a good thing?

I'd LOVE to see her continue to weaken the GOPigs.

[yuiyoshida]

36. I am sure Ted Cruz

Will do enough damage all by himself.

[randys1]

26. dumb people love dumb people

[SummerSnow]

27. I saw the commercial.Good thing I didn't eat breakfast yet.

[Historic NY]

29. Will she post more Polls showing she is a moron...

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/sarah-palin-embarrassingly-uses-poll-shows-vast-majority-americans-disagree/


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http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/07/25/cnnorc-poll-majority-say-no-to-impeachment-and-lawsuit/

[3catwoman3]

31. One could PAY me 1000 times that...

...$99.95 and I would not watch. No way, no how, not ever. Yuck!

[LiberalLovinLug]

33. "Comments are disabled for this video"

On YouTube. That says a lot right there.

LOL.

[santamargarita]

37. She'll have to pay me a helluva lot more than $100 to watch that shit!

Would that be "pay per puke"?