In the interest of fairness; we present: Cosmos for Creationists

[zebonaut]

(no thinking allowed)

[oldandhappy]

1. hilarious!!

[msongs]

2. millions of people will see this as true, not parody nt

[Lionel Mandrake]

3. Now I'm all confused.

The creationist museum shows footprints of people and dinosaurs walking together. Now you're saying that there never were any such critters.

Has anyone seen the movie "Noah"? Were there dinosaurs on the ark, or not?

[tclambert]

4. Mandrake, the officer exchange program does not give you any special right to question Noah's Ark.

Most people have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for scientific thought.

[Lionel Mandrake]

6. Sir, yes sir!

But begging the general's pardon, sir, may I ask how you obtained this special insight?

[ErikJ]

5. Who needs curiosity? Wonder sucks anyway.

[nirvana555]

7. LOL! I love that guy from VEEP..N/T

[Rozlee]

8. A LEGO blocks universe!

Although you do have churches that try and have their cake and eat it too by stating that evolution and the Big Bang don't contradict the story of Genesis in explaining the origins of man and the cosmos. I would think the first sentence in Genesis negates it: "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." No, the earth wasn't created in the beginning. It was formed roughly 9 billion years after the Big Bang. You can't advocate the inerrancy of your holiest writ if it's so wildly off the mark.

[KG]

9. sandwiches!