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Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:42 AM

Pat Robertson Says Demons Attach Themselves to Clothes

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:43 AM

1. Are you sure those aren't fleas, Pat?

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:44 AM

2. Haunted Collector

Hey, Pat, John Zaffis has you beat on this by about 40 years.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:51 AM

3. Oh my demons like dirt attach themselves to clothes.

For a price Pat could up with a laundry additive so you do not have to pray out the demons. It would work like a pre-soak.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:53 AM

4. I wonder if he has a blister on the side of his finger

From going, "blblblblblblblb"

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:54 AM

5. Well this is in the same segment where a dog shot a Florida man so anything is possible.

And FWIW I am fairly sure Pat Robertson's Tighty Whities are full of demons. That would explain a lot.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:55 AM

6. Oral Roberts used to bless handkerchiefs on TeeVee so it stands to reason that

evil spirits could get into used clothing.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:09 AM

7. When will people wake up

to the fact that religion is a farce

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:21 AM

8. If it were anyone else...

They might be brought in for a psychiatric exam.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:56 AM

9. How much is Pat Robertson snake oil?

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:29 AM

10. It's funny. It's also scary that half the people reading this and laughing

Are no more grounded. If you believe in invisible, telepathic, sky people who watch you masturbating you are only a Fuzzy Sweater away from Mr Robertson.

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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #10)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:23 PM

14. If actually half

that would bring me great hope, but do you honestly think half of Americans don't believe in magical sky fairies?

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Response to amuse bouche (Reply #14)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:35 PM

15. No, but I hold my comrades here on DU to a higher standard n/t

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:46 AM

11. Thanks Pat!

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My new excuse to my spouse why I bought new clothes......"But honey, my old clothes had demons!"

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:59 AM

12. Does that mean we should all run around naked? My two year old great granddaughter would love that.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Thu Feb 28, 2013, 12:31 PM

13. Why just look at his tie...it's obvious

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