| Author | Time | Post | |
| celtics23 | Feb 28 | OP | |
| The Velveteen Ocelot | Feb 28 | #1 | |
| HockeyMom | Feb 28 | #2 | |
| gordianot | Feb 28 | #3 | |
| jmondine | Feb 28 | #4 | |
| yellowcanine | Feb 28 | #5 | |
| yellowcanine | Feb 28 | #6 | |
| amuse bouche | Feb 28 | #7 | |
| AsahinaKimi | Feb 28 | #8 | |
| santamargarita | Feb 28 | #9 | |
| Demo_Chris | Feb 28 | #10 | |
| amuse bouche | Feb 28 | #14 | |
| Demo_Chris | Feb 28 | #15 | |
| cynzke | Feb 28 | #11 | |
| jwirr | Feb 28 | #12 | |
| SHRED | Feb 28 | #13 |
Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:43 AM
The Velveteen Ocelot (34,736 posts)
1. Are you sure those aren't fleas, Pat?
Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:44 AM
HockeyMom (10,736 posts)
2. Haunted Collector
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Hey, Pat, John Zaffis has you beat on this by about 40 years.
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:51 AM
gordianot (6,486 posts)
3. Oh my demons like dirt attach themselves to clothes.
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For a price Pat could up with a laundry additive so you do not have to pray out the demons. It would work like a pre-soak.
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:53 AM
jmondine (1,467 posts)
4. I wonder if he has a blister on the side of his finger
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From going, "blblblblblblblb"
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:54 AM
yellowcanine (24,444 posts)
5. Well this is in the same segment where a dog shot a Florida man so anything is possible.
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And FWIW I am fairly sure Pat Robertson's Tighty Whities are full of demons. That would explain a lot.
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 09:55 AM
yellowcanine (24,444 posts)
6. Oral Roberts used to bless handkerchiefs on TeeVee so it stands to reason that
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evil spirits could get into used clothing.
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:09 AM
amuse bouche (1,715 posts)
7. When will people wake up
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to the fact that religion is a farce
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:21 AM
AsahinaKimi (18,102 posts)
8. If it were anyone else...
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They might be brought in for a psychiatric exam.
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 10:56 AM
santamargarita (2,688 posts)
9. How much is Pat Robertson snake oil?
Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:29 AM
Demo_Chris (2,433 posts)
10. It's funny. It's also scary that half the people reading this and laughing
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Are no more grounded. If you believe in invisible, telepathic, sky people who watch you masturbating you are only a Fuzzy Sweater away from Mr Robertson.
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Response to Demo_Chris (Reply #10)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:23 PM
amuse bouche (1,715 posts)
14. If actually half
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that would bring me great hope, but do you honestly think half of Americans don't believe in magical sky fairies?
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Response to amuse bouche (Reply #14)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:35 PM
Demo_Chris (2,433 posts)
15. No, but I hold my comrades here on DU to a higher standard n/t
Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:46 AM
cynzke (146 posts)
11. Thanks Pat!
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Last edited Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:47 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) My new excuse to my spouse why I bought new clothes......"But honey, my old clothes had demons!"
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Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 11:59 AM
jwirr (20,914 posts)
12. Does that mean we should all run around naked? My two year old great granddaughter would love that.
Response to celtics23 (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 12:31 PM
SHRED (10,123 posts)

