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Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:48 PM

The Illuminati: Our Secret Masters (laugh out loud funny!)

At about 1 minute 30 seconds in, the propah English narratah is walking down the street and starts pointing at random people accusing them of possibly being Illuminatarians. He's just so damn earnest, I couldn't stop laughing.



"This is Austin, Texas.... conspiracy capital of the world!" -- haha, that is SO not Austin

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Reply The Illuminati: Our Secret Masters (laugh out loud funny!) (Original post)
Bucky Feb 2013 OP
davidthegnome Feb 2013 #1
JDPriestly Feb 2013 #9
midnight Feb 2013 #2
0rganism Feb 2013 #3
SwissTony Feb 2013 #4
rdharma Feb 2013 #5
hootinholler Feb 2013 #6
Bucky Feb 2013 #7
Drunken Irishman Feb 2013 #8
tclambert Feb 2013 #11
WhoIsNumberNone Feb 2013 #10
tclambert Feb 2013 #12

Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:33 PM

1. Damn

When I first heard about Alex Jones, I thought he was a little out there. Over time, I've come to the realization that he's completely delusional. Conspiracy theory experts? The Illuminati controlling the world? Ugh. As much as these tinfoil hat wearing lunatics rant about it, I have never seen the slightest bit of evidence to support their allegations. It would seem, in light of the fact that they have no real evidence, no proof... that maybe they should give up on the conspiracy theories.

I just don't get it. Who's the British guy? Is he doing this for laughs or is he seriously trying to expose the "illuminati"?

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Response to davidthegnome (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 04:32 PM

9. Sounds a little like the guy from Jon Stewart's show.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 02:11 PM

2. Maybe this video showing Bush who now lives in Texas has influenced this Texas nonsense..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bj3AECSKmhU#!

JFK secret society speech (our last good President)

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 02:26 PM

3. 12:10 is comedy gold

mr. serious narrator: "because from what i've learned so far, i'm a little bit worried about the illuminati"

"i'm in Texas on a journey of discovery" - that might be part of your problem right there

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 02:44 PM

4. I find Alex Jones always makes a lot of sense.

Unfortunately, it's NONsense. And there is a helluva LOT of it.

Beware, minions, I am the "?" at the top of that triangle. Be very afraid.

Now, I'm going to watch AC Milan v Barcelona. I have, of course, determined which team will win, but won't tell you.

But, seriously, that video was worth a laugh. Thanks.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 03:00 PM

5. Keep on laughing!

 

We will have the last laugh!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 03:41 PM

6. kick to find it tonight n/t

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 03:43 PM

7. The kicker comes in part 3

About 25 seconds in he reveals the Illuminati's plan will culminate in complete global domination by the year 2010!


Part 2 in which goes Alex Jones undercover at Bohemian Grove




Part 3 in which it's revealed that downtown Austin is riddled with Illuminati satanic symbols


"I'm not getting much of an owl vibe from this"

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 04:14 PM

8. I've yet to meet one sane, serious person who believes in the Illuminati.

They're all crackpots I would hate to associate with.

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Response to Drunken Irishman (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:19 PM

11. That's what they want you to believe.

Aaaah! You're one of their agents, aren't you? Go ahead, deny it. That's just what one of their agents would do!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 04:47 PM

10. The Illuminati experts sure like to use a lot of fancy words...

Too bad they can't pronounce any of them

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:21 PM

12. If the Illuminati are running this world, then they are really, really stupid.

C'mon, can't we get some smarter Illuminati around here? Smarter Illuminati would have us building colonies on Mars by now.

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