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Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:06 AM

Republican Says Make Nip Slips Illegal

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Reply Republican Says Make Nip Slips Illegal (Original post)
celtics23 Feb 2013 OP
Volaris Feb 2013 #1
unblock Feb 2013 #2
Volaris Feb 2013 #3
Ganja Ninja Feb 2013 #4
tarheelsunc Feb 2013 #5
They_Live Feb 2013 #7
PatrynXX Feb 2013 #12
CrawlingChaos Feb 2013 #27
DFW Feb 2013 #6
donquijoterocket Feb 2013 #14
awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #20
RC Feb 2013 #8
donquijoterocket Feb 2013 #15
awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #21
Coyotl Feb 2013 #9
AtheistCrusader Feb 2013 #10
AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #19
awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #22
AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #23
awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #24
SCVDem Feb 2013 #11
L0oniX Feb 2013 #13
another_liberal Feb 2013 #16
xtraxritical Feb 2013 #17
another_liberal Feb 2013 #18
xtraxritical Feb 2013 #25
Ian David Feb 2013 #26
jtuck004 Feb 2013 #28

Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:16 AM

1. Yeah. Cause NIPPLES are the root of all the problems we face.

That's probably Obama's fault, too. Somehow.

A NOSE is an "external organ of SECRETION", too.
BTW, so is a mouth. does that mean that anytime a Republican uses one improperly in Public (as in, to tell lies) they can be charged with a Felony? Cause THAT I would vote for lol.

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Response to Volaris (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:23 AM

2. SEcretion, not EXcretion. breast milk is not waste product.

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Response to unblock (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:28 AM

3. LOL MY BAD, and I fixed it.

Thanks for catching that, I just got home from work and my brain is still mostly off.

I did PASS A&P, by the way. I promise.=)

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 09:56 AM

4. What we really need is a Department of Homeland Morality.

They could go around beating and raping women and throw them into traffic from moving buses. They could stone adulteresses and shoot little girls in the face for going to school.

Sure is nice to have a group of morally incorruptible people like the GOP always on guard and keeping America free.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:14 AM

5. Will male nipples be exempted? eom

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:25 AM

7. of course,

at least, according to this clip (right near the end they mention it).

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:51 AM

12. oh sure

suppose it'll be forced bra's from now on too. X_X

Sorry I know some really right wing folks and they sorta had a nip slip when I was 14. she swung over on a merry go round and viola.. up shirt. not that I had any intention of seeing that. Think they were singing a Girl rendition of Paradise City where the Girls are Smart and the boys are stupid. zzzz


Nip slips are accidents you know. Sheesh. Hey I'll go along with this if accidentally shitting your pants instead of thinking it was a fart is made illegal. Seriously love their small government joke. X_X

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Response to tarheelsunc (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 04:08 PM

27. No matter how pendulous the moobs...

They're A-OK for public display. Not even so much as a provision requiring Newt Gingrich to wear a halter top.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:20 AM

6. And here I though we had a monopoly on stuipd Republican state legislators in TX

Help, it's contagious!

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Response to DFW (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:10 PM

14. Nah

Just because there's always Missouri- where a repcon legislator wishes that it be a felony to propose any gun control legislation.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-missouri-gun-control-felony-20130219,0,1787720.story
And Arizona where one of the residents of the monkey house in Feenix wants to make it illegal to destroy weapons obtained by local governments in buy back programs.
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/09/nra_board_member_threatened_lawsuit_over_arizona_gun_buyback/
I've a longtime friend who now lives in Tucson and he swears the Arizona state legislature is not happy unless they're contemplating some high stupidity.We can't decide how, or if how this differentiates the Arizona state legislature from almost any other state legislature in the country.
My thought is that Mark Twain either missed the target or was not inclusive enough when he quipped, God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.


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Response to DFW (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:30 PM

20. Nah, to play on Jerry Lee Lewis...

Whole lotta stupid going on.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:36 AM

8. Just what is so horrendous and horrifying about women's breasts and nipples?

 

If these normal body parts are really so bad, how do the women that naturally have these things ever stand themselves, knowing that they have these obscene body parts, that are an integral part of themselves?
How do breast feed babies even recover from having these awful obscenities shoved in their faces? Oh, the horror. Maybe that is Todd Akin's problem, he remembered being breast fed?

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Response to RC (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:15 PM

15. it might

Be important to remember Missouri is the home state of a former Attorney General who found it necessary to drape classical statuary because it exposed certain portions of the female anatomy.

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Response to donquijoterocket (Reply #15)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:31 PM

21. I hope "let the eagle soar"...

doesn't get stuck in my head today.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:50 AM

9. I see only one problem w/ exposed nipples, reactionary Repubes wasting time on controling women

As if that is ever going to happen

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:50 AM

10. Really? A FELONY? Wow.

That will surely pass into law.

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Response to AtheistCrusader (Reply #10)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:09 PM

19. I thought

These people didn't want Sharia law in this country?

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Response to AsahinaKimi (Reply #19)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:34 PM

22. They don't...

they want Puritan law. Of course the idiots don't realize it is the same thing.

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #22)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:38 PM

23. Well left to their own devices

I am sure they will advocate for Castration and Sterilization for any kind of offender. Personally, I think they all need Mental Health care of some kind.

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Response to AsahinaKimi (Reply #23)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 01:52 PM

24. Nah...

they only care to punish women.

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:51 AM

11. They're pissed

Naked people have no place to carry a concealed weapon!

Obviously a threat!

Could we get a hack of their porn habits please? Anonymous?

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 11:56 AM

13. This shit would never happen in Europe. They must be laughing at us. n/t

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:15 PM

16. They's skeered ah breasts!

They sho-nuff is!

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Response to another_liberal (Reply #16)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:28 PM

17. I've always liked a teat in the afternoon, so UK.

 

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Response to xtraxritical (Reply #17)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 12:35 PM

18. Very civilized.

On the lawn, weather permitting.

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Response to xtraxritical (Reply #17)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 03:23 PM

25. It's breast practices.

 

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 03:31 PM

26. How do we explain nipples to our CHILDREN!?!?!?!!? n/t

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Response to celtics23 (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 04:31 PM

28. Keep us abreast of any developments, please. Could be dangerous if they get loose.



And be careful, they usually travel in pairs.

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