Fox News Ships Palin to the "Glue Factory" (News Satire)
Underscoring the GOP's attitudes towards women, Faux News has fired Sarah Palin because she's "aged out"
A quick excerpt:
“Christ, it’s not like we hired her for her brains or incisive political insight,” said a Fox executive who requested anonymity. “She just had that Sexy Librarian persona going, and half our ads are for Cialis anyway, so we thought it was a good fit. The old white guys who watch our network used to dig her – at least until that whole MILFy thing went south.”