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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:47 PM

It's the Tenth Annual Rocktivity/DU "You Call This NEWS?" Awards!

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Thank you and welcome -- has it REALLY been TEN years since I first snarked, "You call this NEWS?" This is also our second pre-Democratic inaugural awards ceremony. Last year, I advocated being optimistic but not complacent: it turned out to be an understatement.

It helped, of course, that Mitt "R-Money" Romney's campaign platform quickly degenerated to only one plank: He wasn't black. And while he did have an edge with independent voters who felt that Obama hadn't changed enough, Romney threw them away by refusing to release more of his income tax returns (a tradition begun by his own father -- ironic much?). However, Obama's dim performance at the first 2012 debate breathed new life into mainstream media coverage of the race.

Spurred on by the mantra "Controversy SELLS!", and aided and abetted by polling companies that weren't profiting by telling the GOP the truth, a scramble began to turn the 2012 election into a gigantic dead heat. But between Romney and Ryan getting their clocks cleaned at the remaining debates and the visit from superstorm Sandy, it melted down into a suicide mission. Which dovetails into the reason why I started giving out these awards in the first place.

It took me only four days after 9/11 to get so fed up with the jingoistic, lockstepping turn the MSM had taken, I yelled, "Goddammit, stop telling me how to feel!" at my TV. That launched me on a three-week Internet search to find news I could really use on 9/11 and the Bush regime (I never to referred to it as an administration). Michael Moore's page led me to Democrats.com, which in turn led me to DU.

Finally, a safe haven from the pro-Bush crazies! Equally important, DU also placed me in the company of people who were so far ahead of the MSM's propaganda curve that I noticed a pattern of stories that seemed too redundant, reality-challenged, or both to qualify as actual journalism. I realized that it was part of a new American civil war that was under way -- a war against a cunning and merciless ideological enemy. So in 2003, I gave out my first "You Call This NEWS?" award, and held the first of these ceremonies two years later. To paraphrase MSNBC, let's see how far forward we leaned in 2012:


PREVIOUS AWARD WINNERS

2003 - Bush's Ancestor's Bank Seized (Grandad - Germany/Nazi)
2004 - Cheney May Help or Hinder Bush's Chances


PREVIOUS AWARD CEREMONIES

2005 - U.S. Army Report: Military Lost Dominance In Iraq After Invasion
2006 - Iraq On Brink Of Becoming A Failed State
2007 - Iraqis Blame U.S. Invasion For Discord
2008 - Bush sees no recession coming
2009 - Bottled water sales dry up - Industry Asks 'Why?'
2010 - Former Head of FEMA says Bush Administration Downplayed Severity of Hurricane Katrina
2011 - Wal-Mart: Our Shoppers Are "Running Out Of Money"


TENTH ANNUAL ROCKTIVITY/DU "YOU CALL THIS NEWS?" AWARDS WINNERS


SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD


WE DESERVE BETTER!
Media Source: USA Today
Posted by: TalkingDog
Best Post (Other Than Mine): "I like how 'Dangers Remain' and 'Life After Paterno' remain on the scene." -- XemaSab


HONORABLE MENTION

Study Shows Frequent Sex Increased Pregnancy Chances
Media Source: The Winchester Star
Posted by: Incitatus
Best Posts (Other Than Mine):
"I call BS - I've been having sex as frequently as possible for my entire adult life, without even a hint of pregnancy." -- Petronius
"It might help if you had a partner." -- Bluesbassman

GOP Strategist: "It's Devastating." Majority Of American Women NOW Side With Democrats
Media Source: The Washington Post
Posted by: Kpete
Best Posts (Other Than Mine):
"Pardon me, but does this actually surprise anyone with a functioning brain?" -- Sikorsky
"It does seem to surprise Republicans...Oh wait, never mind." -- Sarge43


HONORABLE MENTION: THE "TO FIGURE THIS OUT, YOU HAD TO DO A FREAKING STUDY?" CATEGORY

Raw milk causes most illnesses from dairy, study finds
Media Source: USA Today
Posted by: Snake Alchemist
Best Post (Other Than Mine): "There is a technical/scientific term for this: Duh." -- qazplm


THIRD RUNNER UP

Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault On Unions
Media Source: Think Progress.Org
Posted by: Babylonsister
Best Post (Other Than Mine): "I'm thinking some Tea Baggers finally figured it out...especially after they looked at their union membership cards!" -- Atreides1


SECOND RUNNER UP

NYPD Caught Spying on Al Sharpton, National Action Network
Media Source: Your Black World.Net
Posted by: Kas125
Best Post (Other Than Mine): "They are just spying on him to find out how he lost the pounds." -- Loudmxr


FIRST RUNNER UP

Republicans suffer among female voters
Media Source: The Washington Post
Posted by: DearAbby
Best Post (Other Than Mine): "'Female voters suffer among Republicans.' There! I fixed it for you." -- Hootinholler


AND THE WINNER OF THE TENTH ANNUAL ROCKTIVITY/DU "YOU CALL THIS NEWS?" AWARDS:

CIA DOCS CONFIRM: CHENEY IS A LIAR!!!
Media Source: Huffington Post
Posted by: Kpete

Best Post (Other Than Mine):
"Time to repossess a heart!" -- Lint Head




And give yourselves a round of applause while you're at it, because we can look back over the past ten years and note that while we didn't stop Georgie Bush's second term, we did stop them from stopping Obama's. And in honor of the way we stopped Neil Munro, we're sending him all the bills we run up at the after-party!


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Reply It's the Tenth Annual Rocktivity/DU "You Call This NEWS?" Awards! (Original post)
rocktivity Jan 2013 OP
NMDemDist2 Jan 2013 #1
tandot Jan 2013 #2
NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #3
annabanana Jan 2013 #4
brer cat Jan 2013 #5
alittlelark Jan 2013 #6
Mnemosyne Jan 2013 #7
siligut Jan 2013 #8
TexasTowelie Jan 2013 #9
Scuba Jan 2013 #10
Brigid Jan 2013 #11
cbayer Jan 2013 #12
rocktivity Jan 2013 #13
rocktivity Jan 2013 #21
lovemydog Jan 2013 #14
atreides1 Jan 2013 #15
babylonsister Jan 2013 #16
HuckleB Jan 2013 #17
In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #18
rocktivity Jan 2013 #19
dixiegrrrrl Jan 2013 #20
kpete Jan 2013 #22
Lint Head Jan 2013 #23
rocktivity Jan 2013 #24
hootinholler Jan 2013 #25
Permanut Jan 2013 #26

Response to rocktivity (Original post)

Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:54 PM

1. nice!

:kick: and nominated

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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:56 PM

2. So many good ones :)

I like the "Frequent sex increases pregnancy chances" one:

Best Posts (Other Than Mine):

"I call BS - I've been having sex as frequently as possible for my entire adult life, without even a hint of pregnancy." -- Petronius

"It might help if you had a partner." -- Bluesbassman

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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 09:57 PM

3. K/R (nt)

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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 10:05 PM

4. oh BRAVO rocktivity!. .

well done

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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 10:16 PM

5. Most excellent! nt

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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 10:32 PM

6. You could do this weekly and would have more than enough fodder...







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Sat Jan 12, 2013, 11:19 PM

7. Very good, rocktivity! Thank you for taking time to do this treat!

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 12:35 AM

8. You're good

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 04:23 AM

9. Now I can skip all of the award shows for the rest of the year!

I rarely see movies and listen to very little contemporary musical groups so I'm usually clueless about the nominees.

You are rocking it, rocktivity.

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 06:26 AM

10. Well done, thanks!!!

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 04:30 PM

11. Dick Cheney a liar?!?!

I'm shocked, I tell you! Just shocked!

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 06:24 PM

12. Big K & R - great job.

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 01:58 PM

13. "Thanks for the 1K Views" kick


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Sun Jan 20, 2013, 01:16 PM

21. "Thanks for the Recs" kick


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Tue Jan 15, 2013, 12:44 AM

14. What's next, Jodi Foster's gay?

Lance Armstrong doped?

I'm shocked!

Thanks rocktivity, very enjoyable.

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Wed Jan 16, 2013, 12:58 PM

15. Cool

Glad I could add something.

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Wed Jan 16, 2013, 04:17 PM

16. Bravo! Thanks for putting this together! nt

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Wed Jan 16, 2013, 07:39 PM

17. +1

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Thu Jan 17, 2013, 01:25 AM

18. ~ K ~





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Fri Jan 18, 2013, 07:09 PM

19. TGIF kick


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Sat Jan 19, 2013, 03:00 PM

20. It must have been hell to narrow the options down this year

SO much stupidity, so few catagories.
Here's to 2013's continuing contributions, I notice an upward trend to teh stoopid out there.

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Response to rocktivity (Original post)

Sun Jan 20, 2013, 02:00 PM

22. well,

Hello to you too rocktivity
you woke me from my slumber today...


love me some DU,
kpete

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Sun Jan 20, 2013, 02:04 PM

23. Fantastic! Thank you!

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My speech. I would like to thank the academy, my agent Manny, my entire family and most of all the entire DU family whom I love. We are in this together and are using our given freedom of speech to help move the national dialog in a sensible direction and our country forward and out of the darkness of reprobate ideologies.

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Mon Jan 21, 2013, 11:40 AM

24. "Thanks and see you next year!" Kick!


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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:40 PM

25. I'm shocked

Thanks!

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Tue Jan 22, 2013, 09:58 PM

26. Kickety Reckity..

Rocktivity, you are a genius.

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