“The gun manufacturers have been very helpful too," says Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, director of Texas’ newly-founded Lil’ Commandos Nursery School. "We got some special weapons that they’ve designed for us that fit the hands of our little angels better. They’re seeing a great business opportunity here, just as we are, so it’s kind of a win-win. Except for Mister Stranger Danger,” he laughed.
1. Nursery school aide gets gunned down for inappropriate touching
when trying to change the gunman's pull-ups ...
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