unbreaking news: NRA to increase budget for politicians in response to CT shootings
In today's breaking news reported by NNN anchor Boelf Witzer, NRA has decided to hire PR firm Glover Parks Group to promote healthy gun laws in the country. The same group is helping runner Paula Broadwell overcome problems of running away from family to have affair.
In the aftermath of shootings in CT, the call by President Obama "to have meaningful dialogue to create meaningless news headlines" was fully endorsed by NRA spokesperson Gun Blazer.
The spokesperson said that the President has fully realized that AIPAC and NRA are friends of his friends and that everyone needs to work together to avert situations like these from becoming talking points in media for more than few days.
Politicians with NRA patronage were spotted distributing candies to kids at various public places. American people were being asked to keep focus on Christmas shopping, and Superbowl advertising
In another breaking news, the promoters of #Fiscal Cliff agenda are feeling ignored by the media and have gone to Zuccotti Park to continue their demand for more time to promote meaningless scare mongering on TV