Obama Wins Crucial Cookie Related Precursor To Re-Election

[Dalai_1]

By Elizabeth Dias | @elizabethjdias | July 10, 2012

Once again it is time for the First Lady Candidate Cookie Contest, when Americans judge Presidents and would-be Presidents by their wives’ culinary skills. It’s a ridiculous exercise–this ain’t Mamie Eisenhower’s Million Dollar Fudge recipe of 1955, it’s 2012. But since the good folks at Family Circle magazine have asked Americans to do their “patriotic duty” by tasting Ann Romney’s and Michelle Obama’s cookies, we figured we could skip the social commentary and answer the crucial question: How do they taste?

Here in the TIME offices we conducted a blind taste test, analyzing both cookies and doughs. We debated the flavor and texture: Was one too greasy? The other too minty? This was a thorough examination, we assure you. Our favorite by a 9-3 landslide: Michelle Obama’s white and dark chocolate chip cookie over Ann’s M&M confection.........."


http://swampland.time.com/2012/07/10/obama-wins-crucial-cookie-related-precursor-to-re-election/

[handmade34]

1. Obama has an 80% chance of winning re-election"

because of cookies

[TlalocW]

2. No fair. Ann was sabotaged

The maid that gave her the cookie recipe was disgruntled at the time and purposely left out ingredients.

TlalocW

[Mira]

3. Was thinking the same thing. Wondering

if she did not know which of "The Help's" palm to grease with something other than Crisco.......

[xfundy]

4. Wait--they told us it was Halloween costumes that decided!

Ann Rombot's REAL recipe:

Cut servant's pay;
Scream and threaten, as usual;
Hire PR flack to find a recipe, somewhere;
Claim it as her own.