Sun Apr 29, 2012, 02:57 AM

Obama's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

Obama and Kimmel's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2012/04/29/obamas-best-jokes-at-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner.htm

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15 replies	Author	Time	Post
Obama's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner (Original post)	locopolitico	Apr 2012	OP
Truth in humor!	rfranklin	Apr 2012	#1
And accused the Clinton team of removing all the "Ws" from the WH keyboards...	Rhiannon12866	Apr 2012	#2
That was true	mikeysnot	Apr 2012	#8
pretty good story on it here	NewJeffCT	Apr 2012	#10
and they said they cut the phone lines	SCantiGOP	Apr 2012	#11
"I actually have my own theory about Lincoln's death...	lady lib	Apr 2012	#3
That's a good one!	rfranklin	Apr 2012	#5
lol, that was on of my favorites..Kimmel did a wonderful job and I like	Jefferson23	Apr 2012	#12
ROFL	Scurrilous	Apr 2012	#4
Here's a link to the VIDEO with ALL of President Obama's jokes	Tx4obama	Apr 2012	#6
I was looking for that	lovemydog	May 2012	#15
The Drugged Resort is leading with Obama Eats pitbull.....	Grassy Knoll	Apr 2012	#7
The one about Ron Paul was good	NewJeffCT	Apr 2012	#9
This message was self-deleted by its author	fishwax	May 2012	#13
yes, that rang very true	fishwax	May 2012	#14

Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 06:20 AM

rfranklin (13,200 posts)

1. Truth in humor!

"Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush."

Remember how Cheny-Bush blamed Clinton for their failure on 9-11?

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Response to rfranklin (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 10:27 AM

Rhiannon12866 (54,758 posts)

2. And accused the Clinton team of removing all the "Ws" from the WH keyboards...

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 11:57 AM

mikeysnot (1,466 posts)

8. That was true

I know the person that did that. The shrub team blew up at the practical joke and in true wrong wing fashion exaggerated the "damage" and "vandalism" in the press.

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Response to mikeysnot (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 12:34 PM

NewJeffCT (35,878 posts)

10. pretty good story on it here

surprisingly, Fox was the only media outlet that apologized for the error. Of course, they also ran a lot more stories of the "scandal" than everybody else....

http://www.salon.com/2001/05/23/vandals/

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 03:07 PM

SCantiGOP (2,705 posts)

11. and they said they cut the phone lines

which was absolutely true. All of the phones are secure and are cut and re-installed each time a new Administration comes in.

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 01:28 PM

lady lib (2,717 posts)

3. "I actually have my own theory about Lincoln's death...

I think John Wilkes Booth was innocent. I don't even think it was an assassination. I believe that Abraham Lincoln had a vision of what the Republican Party would become in 150 years, and he shot himself. Is the Fox table laughing, or did Rupert Murdoch hack into all my jokes already?"

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Response to lady lib (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 04:22 PM

rfranklin (13,200 posts)

5. That's a good one!

Thanks!

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Response to lady lib (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 03:33 PM

Jefferson23 (10,450 posts)

12. lol, that was on of my favorites..Kimmel did a wonderful job and I like

how he ended his time with a shout out to his history teacher. Evidently the teacher
believed Kimmel wouldn't have much of a future if he did not shape up.

I'm going to high five the POTUS right now Kimmel said, and then added, " eat it" to his
former teacher. lol

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 02:48 PM

Scurrilous (24,648 posts)

4. ROFL

"You can't have a beer with (Mitt Romney), because he doesn't drink. You can't have a cup of coffee with him, because he can't have caffeine. You can't even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car."

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 05:59 PM

Tx4obama (28,781 posts)

6. Here's a link to the VIDEO with ALL of President Obama's jokes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101725025

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Response to Tx4obama (Reply #6)

Tue May 1, 2012, 11:19 PM

lovemydog (1,573 posts)

15. I was looking for that

thanks

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 11:02 PM

Grassy Knoll (4,270 posts)

7. The Drugged Resort is leading with Obama Eats pitbull.....

expect Fucked up noise and Caca Lumpy pants to follow suite.....
ALL Fucking Day & Night not realizing it was a joke.
Republican humor- " I didn't shit my pants, I'm borrowing them from a liberal "

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 12:28 PM

NewJeffCT (35,878 posts)

9. The one about Ron Paul was good

the guy that gets unmasked at the end of every Scooby Doo episode. When I heard him say "mask" - I was thinking it was going to be a KKK joke or something.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #9)

Tue May 1, 2012, 02:06 AM

fishwax (25,042 posts)

14. yes, that rang very true

"Ron Paul looks like the guy who gets unhooded at the end of every Scooby Doo episode."

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