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Sun Apr 29, 2012, 02:57 AM

Obama's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

Obama and Kimmel's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2012/04/29/obamas-best-jokes-at-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner.htm

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Reply Obama's Best Jokes from the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner (Original post)
locopolitico Apr 2012 OP
rfranklin Apr 2012 #1
Rhiannon12866 Apr 2012 #2
mikeysnot Apr 2012 #8
NewJeffCT Apr 2012 #10
SCantiGOP Apr 2012 #11
lady lib Apr 2012 #3
rfranklin Apr 2012 #5
Jefferson23 Apr 2012 #12
Scurrilous Apr 2012 #4
Tx4obama Apr 2012 #6
lovemydog May 2012 #15
Grassy Knoll Apr 2012 #7
NewJeffCT Apr 2012 #9
fishwax May 2012 #13
fishwax May 2012 #14

Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 06:20 AM

1. Truth in humor!

 

"Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush."

Remember how Cheny-Bush blamed Clinton for their failure on 9-11?

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Response to rfranklin (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 10:27 AM

2. And accused the Clinton team of removing all the "Ws" from the WH keyboards...

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 11:57 AM

8. That was true

I know the person that did that. The shrub team blew up at the practical joke and in true wrong wing fashion exaggerated the "damage" and "vandalism" in the press.

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Response to mikeysnot (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 12:34 PM

10. pretty good story on it here

surprisingly, Fox was the only media outlet that apologized for the error. Of course, they also ran a lot more stories of the "scandal" than everybody else....

http://www.salon.com/2001/05/23/vandals/

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 03:07 PM

11. and they said they cut the phone lines

which was absolutely true. All of the phones are secure and are cut and re-installed each time a new Administration comes in.

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 01:28 PM

3. "I actually have my own theory about Lincoln's death...

I think John Wilkes Booth was innocent. I don't even think it was an assassination. I believe that Abraham Lincoln had a vision of what the Republican Party would become in 150 years, and he shot himself. Is the Fox table laughing, or did Rupert Murdoch hack into all my jokes already?"

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Response to lady lib (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 04:22 PM

5. That's a good one!

 

Thanks!

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Response to lady lib (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 03:33 PM

12. lol, that was on of my favorites..Kimmel did a wonderful job and I like

how he ended his time with a shout out to his history teacher. Evidently the teacher
believed Kimmel wouldn't have much of a future if he did not shape up.

I'm going to high five the POTUS right now Kimmel said, and then added, " eat it" to his
former teacher. lol

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 02:48 PM

4. ROFL

"You can't have a beer with (Mitt Romney), because he doesn't drink. You can't have a cup of coffee with him, because he can't have caffeine. You can't even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car."

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 05:59 PM

6. Here's a link to the VIDEO with ALL of President Obama's jokes

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Response to Tx4obama (Reply #6)

Tue May 1, 2012, 11:19 PM

15. I was looking for that

thanks

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 11:02 PM

7. The Drugged Resort is leading with Obama Eats pitbull.....

expect Fucked up noise and Caca Lumpy pants to follow suite.....
ALL Fucking Day & Night not realizing it was a joke.
Republican humor- " I didn't shit my pants, I'm borrowing them from a liberal "

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Response to locopolitico (Original post)

Mon Apr 30, 2012, 12:28 PM

9. The one about Ron Paul was good

the guy that gets unmasked at the end of every Scooby Doo episode. When I heard him say "mask" - I was thinking it was going to be a KKK joke or something.

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Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #9)

Tue May 1, 2012, 02:06 AM

14. yes, that rang very true

"Ron Paul looks like the guy who gets unhooded at the end of every Scooby Doo episode."

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