Florida Gov. Rick Scott says election officials thought he was dead

I don't think he should be eligible to vote or run for office until we have DNA evidence.

It should state clearly on the form that Rick Skinhead is NOT dead and is really, truly, serially UNDEAD!

He's obviously some kind of robot.

does that count?

And too bad they weren't right.

He's disqualified from holding office, unless Florida wants to become the first state to join the Zombie Nation



Almost no witch or wizard dares to speak his name, instead referring to him by epithets such as "You-Know-Who", "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "the Dark Lord".

Now we know his real name.

Thanks, klook. 'Look alive!' indeed.

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Voter purge for thee, not for me. Eh, Rick?

Most election districts don't count the provisional votes unless they could possibly affect the outcome of the election. If there are 5,000 provisional votes and a 10,000 spread between candidates, the provisional votes can't swing the results.

That's from the Miami Herald.

If you wade through the 'bagger comments, some of the others are pretty good:

• That is funny ! Probably occurred after he declared himself dead after defrauded Medicare of the 1.7 billion dollars !


• ...he's ALIVE !!!...really??..seen the movie >"night of the living dead"


• How Rick Scott found out he was dead - Once upon a time, when he was a private citizen, Rick Scott was mistaken for a dead man. There was no mistake. He is a real stiff! Let me guess! He checked his own pulse?


• I thought Harry Potter offed him with the elder wand!

Scott is in fact dead, LOL, he's the zombie crook the idiots and dopes in Florida elected. Einstein's definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. So Florida, keep electing these "doofus" Conservative Republicans and see what changes in the Sunshine State, NOTHING!!!!!!!!

Where venting saves the sanity of thousands.

Yes, they check the local obit and attempt to match on name and date of birth and when they have a match they mark the person as "challenged". After the election they review the challenged list and when they haven't voted they remove them. Two problems sometimes happen. A clerical error where the mark "Jr" as challenged when it is "Sr" that passed away AND they live at the same address. More rare, two people with the same name and date of birth could be on the roll and they challenge the wrong person.

The normal process would be for the poll worker to call the central office to learn why the voter is challenged. When the reason is "deceased" and the person has a voter ID like a drivers license that shows name and date of birth then the person would be given an apology and handed a regular ballot. I suspect Scott is blowing a little smoke here to support his disenfranchisement ploy. No dice! Stop lying.

your eyes.

and this isnt a meatloaf song

Or is his the only provisional vote that was ever allowed?

How in the name of all the gods can he go ahead and do it to other people? Is this supposed to be a case of the "oh well, it wasn't so bad for me" sort of thing?

Dead wrong that is on many issues.

This includes Mr. Scott.

So why the voter purge when he got purged himself? If he wasn't eligible to vote, how come he's the governor of Florida? ??