Joe Arpaio brings home the bacon bits. Please come CAPTION Maricopa's nightmare.

[skip fox]

Joe (undisturbed by philosophy much less reality) Arpaio is saying: "After an arduous and scientific investigation, my highly objective, non-partisan Cold Case Posse came up with irrefutable evidence that the birth certificate of our president, so called, is an utter and undeniable fake! . . . To recap: 1., they discovered there was rumored to be a informal register of admissions into the delivery room. . . . 2., The state of Hawaii has denied us access to the rumored book, even claiming it might not exist. . . . and finally 3., their denial itself PROVES that the book exists and Obama's mother's name is not in it!!! . . . What part of logic don't you understand??"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. "I am going to place this finger in my nose and extract my brain as an act full disclosure."

[PDJane]

2. A DUzy!

[Skidmore]

3. I have not a whole lot of sympathy for the citizens of Maricopa county who persist in

putting this psychopath in office. For those he abuses, I have sympathy, but for those who elect him, none whatsoever.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Arpaio was an anger baby. nt

[HopeHoops]

5. "Now bend over and cough."

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "No, No, No, I said N-33, you stupid old bag. Don't you know how to play Bingo????"

[skip fox]

7. "The way I fight dementia is by staying active with my investigations.

Some read books and travel. . . . Some exercise and join discussion groups. . . . I follow my nose into the stink-pit of modern sewage: all the crevices and corner-holes crammed with secrets and unspeakable lusts and and self-loathing and dirty underwear and bloody condoms and tortured masturbation sessions, and . . . . Well, I'll never go crazy!"