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Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:49 AM

No way, no how, no matter what!!! Please come CAPTION Mitt (Dr. No) Romney!!!



Mitt ("I pays my taxes") Romney is saying: "Listen, they just want me to release more of my taxes because they think they're going to find something that puts me in a bad light. . . . But I'll tell you something: they're not going to for the very simple reason there's nothing damning in them. . . . I didn't make any money off companies engaged in pornography or the disposal of fetuses. . . . I was never audited and forced to pay over 1.2 million dollars in penalties! . . . . I never lied on the forms or said I worked someplace I had retroactively retired from. . . . I didn't do business with companies that made a fortune selling arms to Iran. . . Well, hell, I didn't do a lot of things, . . . but they're going to have to take my word for it because I'm not releasing the stinking forms. . . . What's wrong, don't they trust me?"

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Reply No way, no how, no matter what!!! Please come CAPTION Mitt (Dr. No) Romney!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jul 2012 OP
Life Long Dem Jul 2012 #1
RedStateLiberal Jul 2012 #2
RedStateLiberal Jul 2012 #3
pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #5
Vinca Jul 2012 #4
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #6
skip fox Jul 2012 #7
skip fox Jul 2012 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:53 AM

1. It's not about being American it's about

 

the bottom line. And if that's making money off of American's then fuck them American's.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:55 AM

2. "I can't release my tax returns. I'm running for office for Pete's sake."

^^^^^^
credit to the Maddow Blog

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:57 AM

3. "I like it here on the Death Star. The Stormtroopers are the right height."

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Response to RedStateLiberal (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:10 PM

5. LOL!



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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 11:59 AM

4. Corporations are my people, my friends.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 12:11 PM

6. "Yeah, but I shoot with this one."

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 03:38 PM

7. "What? . . . What did I say that was so racist? . . . That

I'd like to rub the President's head for good luck? . . . How is that racist, I'd like to know!!!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2012, 03:45 PM

8. "Many of you will be pleased to know that last night I decided to release my tax returns,

but then God came to me in a vision told me not to. . . . I hope you understand. . . . I mena, I really, really wanted to, but . . . ."

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