TSA frisks man with 'world's largest penis' (no, seriously...)

nt.

It plays dead pretty well.

tsk, tsk...

Well?

To an interview of Mr. Falcon, where he is wearing yellow Lycra style shorts.

taken from Rolling Stones MR BIG article about him:

"Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."

I can see why the TSA would investigate it further. LOL!

being sold by a family man who's penis had to 10+ inches flacid.


My uber-fundy family never said a word, but it kind of blew my young mind.

...had a penchant for wearing old-school polyester slacks which would show off his absolutely enormous rod.

I honestly can't remember what his real name was. We just called him "Big-Dick Nemo".

PB

Made me laugh.

Five nine with a footlong pecker.
dang

That's a foot.
(rimshot noise)

Just a random Google search--

Carryon Baggage

Per TSA regulations, carryon items are limited to one bag plus one small, personal item.

Personal-type items include purses, briefcases, cameras, food containers, or laptops (case included). Pet carriers are considered either a personal item or a carryon item.

Southwest Airlines limits carryon bag dimensions to 10 x 16 x 24 inches.

All Customers and Employees and their items are subject to a thorough, physical search.

http://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/baggage/carryon-bags-pol.html

But no one pays any attention to carry-on size restrictions anyway...

nt

" ... or are you glad to see me? "

web traffic?
I dont ever go over there.

First off, I didn't link anything to the Huffington Post, it's to Joe.My.God on blogspot.com, unless that's related to Huffington Post.

Second, it's completely up to you whether to click a link or not. If I find a story that I think is interesting or amusing I'm not overly concerned about what blog it comes from.

"That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Maybe I should have not...but it had to be said.

She might even be able to show him how to make a living with it, like through performance art

http://anniesprinkle.org/

- All I want to know is did they charge him for two seats???

Just sayin'

PB

I was no where near San Francisco at any time this entire year.

Perry DeAngeles

In Skeptics Guide to the Universe, episode 62, related the story of a wildlife smuggler caught at US Customs when birds of paradise flew out of his... Luggage? The customs agent, knowing the criminal nature of the guy, asked him if he had anything else to declare. According to DeAngeles, he said, "I have monkeys in my pants." which has to be one of the greatest lines in podcasting history.

Two weeks later, an e-mail to the SGU suggested that the Lemure "monkey" was not a monkey, but a prosimian. Steve Novella, SGU's host confessed that, although Perry was wrong about his nomenclature, he was merely using the story to say the words, "I have monkeys in my pants!" on the podcast.

Alas, Perry DeAngeles is no longer with us. But I sincerely hope he is forever remembered for those immortal words.

Unless you prefer, "Any monkey would give any bird a beak flip."

Monkeys over birds!


Regretfully, Perry is no longer with us.

SGU 62 transcript

TheSkeptics Guide to the Universe, the best skeptic podcast in the universe. (Named, BTW, by the late Perry DeAngeles.)

Still a fan after all these years. They haven't missed a week since well before Perry died. The host, Dr. Steve Novella, is superhuman.

Try it out. It's the best of the best.

That guy carries his own seat belt!

He better not fly with Samuel L. Jackson on the plane!

Yet he's unemployed and lives with his mom????

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job"