BREAKING: Mitt Promises to Retroactively Create Twenty Million New Jobs if Elected!

[elehhhhna]

If he could do THAT, hell, even I'd vote for him.

[maddezmom]

1. yeah, but they'll be in China

[lpbk2713]

2. That's an awful lot of valets at the country clubs.

Surely he can't be talking about meaningful employment.

[JaneQPublic]

3. He'll also retroactively stop the 911 attacks.

Killing bin Laden ain't nothing compared to that!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Hey, he'll intercept Lee Harvey Oswald while he's at it

In fact, World War II never even happened when he got Hitler at the Nuremberg rally.

[Xipe Totec]

8. And send an aircraft carrier to the Battle of 1812

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. He'll go back 60 million years and bring back some dinosaurs just before the asteroid hits

Fundie nuts will bow to him as their god, finally rallying behind him.

[JaneQPublic]

21. He'll let Seamus the Dog ride inside the car... Retroactively. (nt)

[Initech]

4. Will he bring back all the jobs he destroyed at Bain Capital?

[Pericles0753]

14. Hanauer

In light of the obvious and verified outsourcing, Romney is also treading on thin ice when it comes to his "We are the job creators!" The Republicans should give close attention to venture capitalist Nick Hanhauer's brief, cogent, honest and compelling speech [all over the web] which shows that there are no job creators and that the American people have been lied to for over 4 decades that the big corporations are the job creators. In reality the only job creator is the middle class operating through the old familiar supply-demand feedback loop. The last thing a corporation wants to do is hire people. With these facts, there is no valid argument not to tax the corporations and the mega-wealthy and cancel all federal subsidies. I think if the Dems somehow incorporate Mr. Hanhauer's concept into their ads, Romney will self-destruct.

Pericles0753

[The Wielding Truth]

15. Welcome, welcome to DU! This is a great post. Even venture capitalists finally realize that

corporate propaganda can't be sold to all the people all the time. Big lies must not be accepted just because they are perpetuated in the media.Please post this with a link as an original post. Everyone show be talking about the appearance of this mirror on the truth.

[Pericles0753]

18. Thankyou!

Thankyou. It's good to be here. Just want to say that the entire conservative mindset of anti-intellectualism, anti-education, racism, requirement of fundamentalist Christianity as a litmus test to be a citizen, their fear and ignorance of progress and their basic corruption all remind me of Xerxes trying to hold back and punish the sea with chains. The day after the election in 2008 every Republican woke up screaming: "OMG There's a black man in the White House!" Thus the T-Party was born. The Democratic Party will defeat this antiquated and dying breed.

Pericles0753

[Spazito]

19. Great post!

Mr. Hanhauer was on a program recently and was very impressive, he was making those very points and made eminent sense.

Welcome to DU!

[B Calm]

5. Why don't he just do it now?

[lonestarnot]

6. Two might even help him.

[ret5hd]

9. OK. I'll take one of those. I hereby quit. Send me my retroactive paycheck.

[KurtNYC]

10. and then he will retroactively un-lie

[BumRushDaShow]

11. Retroactive device

[Kablooie]

12. Retroactive means that we are all working right now!

huh?

[SDjack]

16. rMoney will regret letting his apologist float the "retroactive" balloon. n/t

[ProSense]

17. Not good enough!

He has to retroactively re-employ all the people who lost their jobs and retroactively pay them.

[salin]

20. Mitt will then cut off all assistance for the Needy (foodstamps, etc.)... Retroactively

proving that blood and money can be squeezed out of a turnip.

and the Tea Party will hail him King.... retroactively.