Mitt can't exactly give a Checkers speech...

[Bossy Monkey]

"...gave me this little dog-- Hey! Where's the dog?! Ann! Can you get somebody to bring the dog in from the car carrier for a minute?"

[rfranklin]

1. "Where is it, sir?"

"Why, on the roof of the car, of course!"

[Bossy Monkey]

5. "Um, sir? I think it got crushed in the car elevator."

"Another one? Dammit! Oh well, get Ann's horse in here."

[pinboy3niner]

2. And they'd have to send a servant out...

...to find a cloth coat for Ann.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. "my wife's simple Republican cloth coat-- granted, it's vicuna..."

[Duer 157099]

4. And also because

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[Bossy Monkey]

8. See? This is why Mitt doesn't want them in the car.

No doubt he'll mention it in the speech.

[CreekDog]

6. His housekeepers wear plain cloth coats

same thing right?

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Probably not, but maybe he can pitch his Mormon underwear n/t