Tea Party Members Conspiring Armed Overthrow of Government

[Rose Siding]

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Right out loud at TeaParty.org

Reply by xxxxxxxxx 4 hours ago
We need to establish a D-DAY and hold to it!est. assemble points and storage points for weapons outside of D.C. Traveling from the south all states up to D.C. are CWP states , therefor VA. is the nearest the W.H. and should have the arms stored near the northern VA. border and shuttled to us after we establish our position at the W.H. Obama should be taken into custody first and work down from there. VP, Pelosi, Reid and the rest of the traitors. NO VIOLENCE. Call for arms only when absolutely needed. This is a peaceful, bloodless citizens revolt and may be our last chance to save our nation. They may try to stop us but I don't think they are up for it!! As soon as we begin we should concentrate on rapid action with custody teams assigned to each pol. Not just libs, but cons. as well who have worked for the downfall of OUR COUNTRY. Let's have a planning session soon. whoever is the MFWIC must send out a notice two weeks before the meet. Let's GO !! xxxxx

http://teapartyorg.ning.com/forum/topics/they-took-our-freedoms-away-from-us-who-why-what-can-we-do?xg_source=activity&id=4301673%3ATopic%3A791569&page=11#comments

Right on! NO VIOLENCE as they peacefully take the government into custody.

This is the same nitwit that the Secret Service visited before. After the ruling this week I just got curious about how they were handling it so I peeked in and holy moley, they are all so phreaking nuts. Some will look for help from county sheriffs and some are trading email so spies (ahem) won't know their plans.

Reply by XXXXX 15 minutes ago
I have sent a request to our Governor, asking that he pass a law to protect our privacy on line. We need to get a class action suit against Google and Government to block the harassment and spying. We all need to break out our old CB radios for local comm, and sign up for private email accounts or a message board that does not broadcast our messages. Is there a lawyer on this site that would help? They have been messing with my connection since last night. This is first time I have been able to get here since!

So. Everyone be on the look out for Custody Teams, I guess?

[Skittles]

1. paranoid gun nuts

[nanabugg]

112. Well, if they shoot like they vote, they will only shoot themselves in the prick!!! Not to worry.nt

[rugger1869]

180. I think it's the John Birch Society

gussied up as a mainstream political movement.

[agent46]

2. Romney's Brownshirts

He's pandering to these people.

[demosincebirth]

78. You know what happened to them "Brownshirts" don't you?

[mysuzuki2]

3. all the government has to do is repossess their Medicare scooters

and the whole rebellion will collapse.

[Rose Siding]

7. Yeah, and I don't see it working without a regiment of porta potties

They don't travel well without 'em.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Well, they have to eat, don't they?

[Scootaloo]

97. Ohgod, my sides...

[sendero]

36. LOL...

... yep. Frankly nothing would be more soul-satisfying than to see these miscreants try.

[freshwest]

43. Hehehe, wicked joke there.

[LarryNM]

48. +1 n/t

[mindwalker_i]

81. You owe me a keyboard

And you owe my wife a keyboard.

[Initech]

141. DUzy!!!!!

[SammyWinstonJack]

179. ROFL

[Drale]

4. These people would die of dehydration

because they have so much shit in their pants, when they have to face down an M1-A1 Abraham's or a artillery barrage. I don't care who's in the White House if someone starts an armed rebellion against the government, they are going to be in for a world of hurt.

[Kennah]

101. It wouldn't come to that

Park Police, Uniformed Secret Service, DC Metro, etc. could probably squash anything before it started in D.C.

[Blanks]

159. Local cub scouts. Whatever.

[Downwinder]

5. Take some more off the election rolls.

[AverageJoe90]

6. If Obama wins in 2012......

.....and that's almost a given at this point, despite the recent dips in the economy, then I sincerely fear what the Teabaggers and their ilk might be planning from 2013 onwards......

[Jamaal510]

57. He'd better watch his back

and maybe hire a gazillion secret service people.

[Amonester]

71. Speaking of secret service people, I wonder...

has someone 'notified' them of that plot described in the OP yet?

If not, maybe we should...

[Buns_of_Fire]

95. If WE know, you can be pretty durn sure THEY know.

Agent Mike (Hi, Mike! How's the wife and kids?) and his team have probably already placed listening devices in their "Cones of Silence" (two side-by-side portapotties with a hole cut between them) and aimed the super-secret explosive-diarrhea-ray at all access points.

It's going to be hard for them to take many captives when they're waddling around with a pantload. It might be worth a few yuks on pay-per-view, though.

[1StrongBlackMan]

134. Cone of silence ...

"Cones of Silence" (two side-by-side portapotties with a hole cut between them)

I thought that's called a "glory-hole."

[Incitatus]

79. The Secret Service has gotten very good at their job.

New tactics and especially technological advancements have him well protected. I'm not concerned about any of these teabagging idiots getting to him.

[Shankapotomus]

8. "NO VIOLENCE" LOL

No, just force. laughable. Nitwits.

[NNN0LHI]

9. Looks like we may be needing all those drones, doesn't it?

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Note the passive voice (or not)

Mr. Pierce,

Write to me: [email protected]. I will respond to your e-mail with my phone number. You have suggested a very important project. If my response is not printed in public forums (note the passive voice) then our enemies can't exactly hold us accountable; at least not and until their takeover becomes solidified. I know that by exposing my e-mail site I'm open to all sorts of mischief but someone has to step up and take a reasonable chance; besides I have a virtually impenetrable Mac, the delete button of which works admirably and in a few weeks unless we start to regain our Nation, much won't matter anymore.!

Thanks for your asking and your trust,

Neal

They are completely bonkers.

[freshwest]

99. What do they mean by 'passive voice'? Like pacifist? Is it a grammatical term? I don't get it.

[coalition_unwilling]

102. The 'passive voice' refers to a stylistic choice whereby the natural subject of

a sentence is placed where the natural object of a sentence would appear, were the writer using the 'active voice.' (I used the passive voice in the preceding sentence, but am using the active voice in this parenthetical sentence. If I were using the passive voice on the first parenthetical sentence, I would have written, "The passive voice was used by me in the preceding sentence, but the active voice is being used in this parenthetical sentence.&quot

Gramatically, the passive is formed by a conjugated form of the verb 'to be,' the past participle of the action verb, 'by' and the subject of the sentence. (See how 'is formed' is a passive construction?)

Writers and critics tend to view the passive voice as weaker stylistically, because the reader must wait until the end of the sentence to find out the subject of the sentence. About the only argument for using the passive voice is when the writer wishes to emphasisze the object by putting it first in the sentence. The passive voice makes for flabby writing.

Please note that passive voice has NOTHING to do with verb tense necessarily. One can use past passive, present passive or future passive. Or perhaps I should say, "The passive voice was used at certain points in the past, is being used at the moment and will be used at some point in the future"

[freshwest]

122. I suspected it was a reference to grammar, thanks for the example. But from a wingnut?

Is that designed to be a legal defense? Or is the whole thing a hoax?

[coalition_unwilling]

131. Ah, yes, the gramatically astute wingnut, one of the few, realizes

that the passive voice allows for the subject (or agent) of an action to hide and escape responsibility (another reason I think the passive voice is a poor choice stylistically).

See, for example, this sentence in the future passive: "The government will be overthown." Notice how this gramatically perfect sentence has no agent? You do not know who will overthrow the government, just that it will be overthrown. Now the audience may well understand the actor to be the Teabap Pretend Putschists, but the sentence itself does not convey that information.

[1StrongBlackMan]

135. "A virtually impenetrable Mac ...

that has a delete button of which works admirably"?

I guess this tactician has never heard of forensic techniques.

[Woody Woodpecker]

154. Ah yes, the forsenic technology of the FBI, SS, and the NSA

are very strong, even his own Mac is probably taking secret snapshots of his computer every 5 seconds to be sent to the Mac HQ where it is sent regularly to the NSA for dissemination!

That's why Linux rules, and Mac droolz (and so does PC)

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[tblue37]

142. I call Poe's Law on this one. nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. Yeah, this guy scares me to death.

Seriously, there MUST be something in the water. Fracking?

[NNN0LHI]

16. That is actually an undercover COINTELPRO agent. I recognize him from the 70's

[RKP5637]

27. Is he making Porn??? n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

39. Who would fuck him. Seriously? Larry Craig?

[RKP5637]

86. I'd pay to see that? I think? Well, I think I might, but NO high resolution. n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

93. How about if we throw in Snow Snookie?

Nah, you know what? There are things you can't unsee.

[Jessy169]

69. Great pic -- gonna use it for target practice!

On second thought, I'd be laughing too hard to hit the target. That picture says a thousand words. Thanks!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

84. But if you can hit the target while laughing

that may be even better than breath control.

[Woody Woodpecker]

155. Too bad he's a big fat target

for any sniper with mad skillz.

[Monk06]

173. Looks like Russell Brand has put on a little weight since his divorce.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. First loud *BANG* and they'd collectively crap themselves.

What a thing of beauty that would be.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. "We will NOT use voilence"

Reply by Mariah Boland 4 hours ago
Hey there!! We can use as much help as possible!!! My email is: [email protected]. Contact me if you want to join in. Note this movement is an upbringing of the grass roots movement called the tea party. We will NOT use voilence to stop the disruction of our country. We will use peace. Like Ghondi(or however you spell his name). We will plan things out and make our move.

Reply by Edie Faylor 4 hours ago
I am with you! My email is [email protected]



God bless the USA!

[JHB]

25. Ghondi? Wasn't that the comic strip about the kid with the weird eyes?

They were black, soulless, teabag eyes...

[frogmarch]

178. I think that was Dondi,

Ghondi's alter ego. Or half brother. Or something.

[DearAbby]

59. He typed this post from the library to hide his identity.

Covering any trace to his personal basement computer...email [email protected] for details

[freshwest]

100. Like the guy that made obscene phone calls and death threats against a Democratic senator...

Guy thought that putting his Caller ID on anonymous meant they couldn't find where he was. He's the one who was listening to Beck all day long, sitting in his house all day drawing Social Security and Medicare, and thought he'd lose his healthcare because of the ACA.

His sister said she used to listen to Beck with him, but realized she was going nuts, storing food and afraid all the time so she quit and asked him too. He didn't stop, but now he gets his health care in the state prison. So it was another happy ending.

[ThoughtCriminal]

165. Voilence?

Closest thing I can find:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voile

Voile is a soft, sheer fabric, usually made of 100% cotton or cotton blends including linen or polyester. The term comes from French, and means veil. Because of its light weight, the fabric is mostly used in soft furnishing. Full-length curtains in hot countries are made with voile and used as window treatments, mosquito nets etc. When used as curtain material they are similar to net curtains.

Doesn't seem very "Disructive".

[pinboy3niner]

168. It's foulardy not to fear them!1!!

[Auntie Bush]

15. I don't know why this guy hasn't been arrested.

But at the first sign of trouble...the FBI knows where to find him.

[NNN0LHI]

18. Because he might be the FBI would be my guess

[sabrina 1]

37. Lol, I was just thinking the same thing.

It's so insane it has to either be a set-up to entrap some of the loonies, or these people are totally in need of confinement and treatment and I'm not sure it would even work.

[RC]

45. Agent Mike still around?

Ask him, he'd know.

[cindyperry2010]

17. you read this and wonder

what in fuck's creation is wrong with those people what the hell has happened to people

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. Makes me wonder if there is something in the water poisoning their brains

They are literally insane.

[JHB]

26. These nuts were always there...

...it's just that the likes of Buckley et al. used to try to keep a lid on these types to keep them from making the higher-up guys look bad.

Newt, Rush et al slipped them off the leash back in the 90s.

[RKP5637]

29. There is a brain eating virus afloat, it's just not been recognized, yet. Rather than

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, we have Invasion of the Brain Snatchers!

[Amonester]

74. They've been glenbecked and rushlimbaughed... nt

[cindyperry2010]

111. i heard those two one time

and felt my head would explode and i amfar fromthe brightest bulb in the lamp i swear i do not know what the hell is wrong with some folks anymore

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. "make once again the people SOLVERN!"

Reply by Michael R. Pierce on Thursday

Why is it that everyone stops short of the only thing that will save this country. We have seen that continued debate only ends in compromise. The fathers of this country said that in order to stay free, from time to time blood would have to be spilled. Those evemies to our freedom would have to be put down. We listen to lies and Misinformation, about the military rising up to restore the constitution from an idiot who claims to be from the pentagon. Only to find the pentagon has gone gay! So you can give any hope of Godly decisions coming from these who have infiltrated every aspect of our once great country.
When you provide people with great deals of cash they turn from God. They no longer depend on good judgement. This country has been taken over. It is the beast from the abiss, that has turned against every Godly principle. You think that one politician will restore what was stolen? You think those in power will give one ounce of it when they get into the position?
If we had good governors, who would oppose this evil, suseed and take the power from this beast, make once again the people SOLVERN! And the government a servant to the people, instead of their master. Then we would have a chance. But we would have to chance the loss of all we have, including our lives. Are you willing to commit to that?or are you just talk! This is the question too all who complain! Soon we will be on the run, if we do nothing!

[Ikonoklast]

22. "It is the beast from the abiss...."

Isn't Abiss the capitol of Abissinia?

[Blanks]

162. It is just that kind of ignorance that's gonna be the disruction of this country.

That's my new favorite word: disruction.

[BumRushDaShow]

32. "suseed and take the power from this beast"

"suseed"

[sabrina 1]

41. What are 'evemies'?

Descendents of 'eve' maybe?

This part is interesting though. Who were they listening to who was 'the idiot pretending to be from the Pentagon'?

We listen to lies and Misinformation, about the military rising up to restore the constitution from an idiot who claims to be from the pentagon.

Sounds like these loyal patriots might have been infiltrated.

It doesn't matter though, because all their hopes were dashed:

Only to find the pentagon has gone gay!

This sounds like a comedy routine.

[freshwest]

46. LOL@'Only to find the pentagon has gone gay!' HOWEVER:

Honestly, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

[sabrina 1]

85. Omg, that is crazy.

Are these people serious? I didn't hear the whole thing, but I heard enough!

[freshwest]

89. Worse at the end... Check below for *Patriot Radio* wingnuts have been listening to for years..

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There are millions of people, not all listening the same guys there, but this is a lot like Infowars. Scratch the surface of a Paulite or Bagger, there it is. The alternative reality that some have mentioned.

We have a lot of freedom in this country to indulge in wackiness. Like I said, that was the tip of the iceberg. I've heard that talk for years checking out sites with internet radio.

We even get articles posted that are off some sources, like Craig Paul Roberts. Want to hear hero worship? Listen to Alex Jones talk to this guy, the Father of Reaganomics is the Second Coming. And you don't even want me to post the films that they've made about Obama...

And yeah, they feel completely justified. Welcome to the world of conspiracy talk and it can be entertaining as well as very frightening stuff. A third of the people buy this, and we thought M$M was bad...

[siligut]

49. "make once again the people SOLVERN!"

Sovereign? This guy is just repeating what he has been fed. This crap is dribbling down from somewhere, because it sure didn't originate with Michael R. Pierce.

[treestar]

73. When they are on the run, where will they be going?

Where can they have their solvern state?

[kentauros]

75. They better make sure it's solvent, too,

or they'll run out of, well, whatever they use other than government currency to build up these stockpiles of weapons...

Maybe it's the solvern state of Royal Dutch Shell

[Turbineguy]

123. Until we meet again...

and the Country is SOLVERN!

[Ikonoklast]

20. "...break out our old CB radios for local comm..."

Yeah, broadcasting your movements on a CB radio that anyone else with a CB radio can listen in on is a sure-fire way to keep things a secret.

This guy must have some serious mental issues.

[Gore1FL]

28. I don't know--It worked here:

[freshwest]

47. *Patriot* Radio:

Listen up, this is on 24/7/365 and has been on since the Bush days:

http://republicbroadcasting.org/

http://patriotguide.com/channel/7

http://themicroeffect.com/

Prison Planet/InfoWars is the same deal. Just more dramatic and hysterical. About the radio and CB thing, yes, they believe the government will shut down all communications and come after them so they have alternate systems.

This has been going on for years. I just researched this for a while. You have to know the language of the people you're talking with to find common ground if they're not too far down the rabbit hole. I used to think that, now I don't bother.

[freshwest]

183. Used to listen to these guys on The Micro Effect internet radio. It's been around for years.

They are a survivalist, gun group who seem to primarily live in rural areas. Actually, they have some practical advice, but the CB thing is a version of what they have been expecting for years. The Marshal (sic) Law crowd. All kinds of stuff going on there.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. Kagan should have RECLUSED herself. LOLOLOLOLOL

Reply by Doug Richards on Thursday
I am totally upset with the fact that Justice Kagan did not recluse herself from this issue since she was part of the legal counsel for Obama that was involved in the writing of the Health Bill. That was a major conflict of interest and she should be removed from the Supreme Court for her failure to do so. Had she not been on the court and voting illegally the bill would not have passed. The Congress failed to address this issue which should ahve been done before the hearings in March. For this I blame the Republicans in the House for allowing this to take place without a challenge. They will go after Eric Holder but not Kagan. I will be making another to the range to practice my shooting abilities and to the ammo store to add to my stock pile of expendable projectiles. I think things are going to change and I want to be ready........JMHO

[ladym55]

34. And Clarence Thomas was okay

what with his wife LOBBYING AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM.

[SDjack]

24. This secret plan is simple enough that it might just work -- to get these idiots

into the Fed mental hospital in NC.

[Rose Siding]

35. And that's the beauty of it

mirror world: Always let all the other hands know what all the other hands are doing

[Historic NY]

30. Mybe someone should report them so they can get some Mental health treatment from Obamacare.

[sabrina 1]

42. Lol!

[spedtr90]

31. They'll have to arrest themselves...

Took a peek at the site. They are angry about Social Security being raided....they love the socialist social security program. Idiots!

[Initech]

33. Time to report these dipshits to the secret service.

[ladym55]

38. I notice a common thread here

Nobody can spell.

Writing in complete, coherent sentences is also a challenge.

Wow. Time to get public education strong again. Literate people can think critically.

[turtlerescue1]

40. Just went to that website.

THOSE are some very scary people!

Ya know in the mid seventies I smoked pot with some students at Stanford, and they hooked me on an amusing game to play when stoned. Develop conspiracy theories, not what they were actually called back then. We did it and laughed at the absurdities we came up with.

These folks haven't the ability to laugh at themselves-period. That is worrisome, cause their vote will count the same as mine!

[SCantiGOP]

177. turtlerescue: best conspiracy theory

Did you know scientists invented a pill in the 70's that would cause your body's solid waste to come out in hermetically sealed plastic baggies, but it is being kept off the market by unscrupulous toilet paper manufacturers.

[turtlerescue1]

182. Yeah, sure you bettcha!

"And welcome to Camelot.!"

[MrSlayer]

44. This is a suicide mission.

Just how the fuck do they expect to get into the White House, get past the SS and arrest the President without being killed? What, are the agents just going to stand by and allow these bozos to do this? Do they think the guards will help them?

It's ludicrous fantasy. Cannot and will not happen, though I'd like to see them try.

[pinboy3niner]

50. It's just more chickenhawk blowhard shit

I actually heard (in person) a guy talking about rising up in an armed revolution against Obama. That was 2 years ago, and I haven't seen any signs of his 'army' yet.

And anyone--whether on the Right or the Left--who wants to see an armed conflict in this country doesn't have a fucking clue about what they're wishing for would REALLY mean.

Fucking idiots!

[MrSlayer]

58. An armed revolution would be over the same day it started.

Probably within hours. There is not a militia group in the country that has F-16s or Apache helicopters. What may have been possible in the 18th or 19th century is impossible now.

[nadinbrzezinski]

62. What...you mean I can't fight an MRAP

Let alone it's larger cousins...with an AR-15?

Who knew?

[pinboy3niner]

80. You, Slayer and I know

And we're not alone by far.

We continue to see a lot of loose talk from the right about 'revolution' or 'civil war.' Sometimes, we even see that kind of talk from our brothers on the Left.

Apart from Slayer's quite devastating point, those of us who have been there, who have seen combat up close and personal, question why anyone would wish that upon our fellow and sister Americans.

Apart from the other craziness, THAT is what I will never fucking get. Death and maiming in our families would be a good thing? Just because we have a black guy in the Oval Office? As much as we like to slam Pharmaceuticals, I think there are some people who could use a few more...

[nadinbrzezinski]

83. And sooner or later that loose talk

Will translate into something. Of course not from these idiots. He gave the plan away...OpSec ain't their strong point.

But we will, and I hope they are promptly arrested, no matter what side.

I suspect those who want it, relish it, have watched way too many hollywood movies...and never been there, even in the rear...why the fantasy.

I remember telling one of our brothers, asking seriously, if he was ready to slash his neighbor's throat in the dark of night.

I got crickets after a lot of uhms and ahms.

[pinboy3niner]

87. Yeah, when push comes to shove, they don't have the stomach for it

And that's not a criticism--I applaud those on the Right who won't go there.

The idiots who casually speak of revolution and civil war obviously have never been to war. My war ended for me 40 years ago. And, even after all this time, I still cry about it. And I know I'm not alone.

[nadinbrzezinski]

88. Nope, my hubby wakes up

And we hate fireworks...

[pinboy3niner]

91. I think the Chief knows what I'm talking about

And I know you do, too.

We've seen the trauma--and no mater how long ago it was, we're still crying...

[nadinbrzezinski]

92. Yup.

I despise fire works...fourth, not fun.

[pinboy3niner]

94. I'm kinda used to them now

When I lived in the D.C. area and went to the fireworks shows on the Mall, I used to get pretty freaked out. Maybe it was the Beach Boys that helped to keep things copacetic for me then.

Hey, a little 'California Girls' and I know all's right with the world.

[coalition_unwilling]

104. LMFAO - Give me Librium or Give Me Meth - n/t

[pinboy3niner]

109. ROFL!

Damn, you're good, bro!

[BlueCollar]

115. I'd rec this for a Duzy Award if I knew how...LOL

[nadinbrzezinski]

133. Send a pm to duzy awards

With post and link.

[kysrsoze]

90. Can't they just secede and fuck off, already? They can have all of the South.

Apologies to those in the South who actually have sense.

[coalition_unwilling]

107. Hell, I'd even throw in Kansas and Oklahoma (with apologies also

to our sane brothers and sisters who have the misfortune to live there

[Blanks]

164. Whoa you'd surrender Dumbfuckistan?

Without Idaho.

[coalition_unwilling]

103. +1,000,000,000 x 1,000,000,000 - They could start by reading James

McPherson's Battle Cry of Freedom to find out what it was like the last time one happened on a major scale (U.S. Civil War where roughly 2 million men were killed or wounded.) Or they could read "Landscape Turned Red" by Stephen Oates to read about a single cornfield during the Battle of Antietam. (Title alludes to a contemporaneous report that so much blood was flying about in this tiny little corn field that the entire landscape looked like it had turned red.)

[pinboy3niner]

110. Some of us here on DU saw our own landscape turned red...

...when we served in Vietnam. We saw blood, and death, and incredible horrors.

Anyone who has actually SEEN war will laugh in the face of those who call for civil war or revolution here. Fuckers have no fucking idea about what that really means.

[Rose Siding]

117. And no one blows harder than these Tea Sacks

Whole lotta loin girding and plans to "die like men" goin' on-

Reply by AZRanger yesterday
Michael you are dead wrong. IT IS NOT OVER TILL WE SAY IT IS OVER! Quit being a loser! We will not allow the feds to take over ploivce duties in the cities of this country without killing each and each and every one of the Communist bitches who attempt to enforce such an Un-Constitutional activity! Where are your cajones, boy? Buck up, and find a spine!
The weak, like Michael, will fall by the wayside, as the rest of the "REAL" patriots gird up our loins, and take to the field to destroy our domestic enemies! Remember, EVERYONE will pick a side, and choose either Liberty, or tyranny. Those who choose tyranny will die. Many of those who choose Liberty will die also, but we will die like men, and not like sheep led to the slaughter! To not make a choice is to also make a choice, but sadly it is the wrong one!
In the Spirit of AMERICAN Liberty,
AZRanger
MOLON LABE

[pinboy3niner]

118. To be fair, they may have a point there

It's pretty hard to argue against their objection to the takeover of their "ploivce duties." After all, who among us would NOT be upset at the usurpation of our ploivce duties. I, for one, would be ablutely livid if someone was trying to take over my ploivce duties!1!!

Where are your cajones, boy? Buck up, and find a spine!

[Rose Siding]

119. What you pay at customs to import Scandinavian liquor?

Ploivce Duties

[pinboy3niner]

149. Well if that's what that means...

[coalition_unwilling]

148. Haha - I pop back to this thread every once in awhile when I need me some good

laughs.

Ploivce Duties

I can't think of any witticism to top that.

[pinboy3niner]

151. Hey, this is serious!

They are going to "gird up our loins, and take to the field"--possibly with catapults, even!

I suspect the writer may have read one too many medieval romance novels where warriors gird their loins for battles and sieges between bodice-ripping.

[coalition_unwilling]

158. They may even throw in some rending of garments and

gnashing of teeth, although I think those go back to the Biblical era.

What is the sound of one tooth gnashing?

[Blanks]

167. When they find their cajones in their spine...

There'll be all kinds of rending and gnashing.

[monmouth]

166. That "girding of the loins" concerns me....really...n/t

[pinboy3niner]

169. Don't worry, monmouth, you should be okay as long as...

...you're not within range in case they bust a corset stay during the loin-girding.

[monmouth]

171. I'm old, it's been a while...A corset stay bust might just be what AARP orders..n/t

[treestar]

68. But "they are not up for it"

[quaker bill]

113. I would not like to see them try

We have had a very good run of elections without a body count, I would like to see that extended.

[MrSlayer]

140. I kind of waver.

While I really don't want to see countrymen confettied by machine guns, I also don't see much hope for these insane people. It might be better for all of us if they go in a glorious charge of really short lived rebellion.

[kentauros]

51. What is this,

another "real life" incarnation of The Turner Diaries?

I like how that one seems to think none of their electronic forms of communication (including CB radio) can be monitored and understood. I take it they've never heard of the NSA. Or, if they have, they can't find it because they keep spelling it "NAS".

[jmowreader]

52. This "armed overthrow of government" would last about ten minutes

See, there's this organization called the Secret Service whose job it is to protect the president from people like this, and they take their jobs extremely seriously. They have the phone number to the Marine Barracks at 8th and I, the Old Guard (the Army unit that does all the ceremonies around the DC area, but whose real mission is defending the National Capitol Region from people like this), the Washington Navy Yard, the DC police and all those other government employees who have weapons cards.

It's strange that anyone would risk a hole in the head over health insurance, but we are talking about teabaggers here...

[kwolf68]

53. Bunch of LOONS

Terribly mis-guided, lacking intellect, paranoid as shit...and slightly neurotic.

[Amonester]

77. Hate-radio audience, for short. nt

[Turbineguy]

54. These people need medical attention

oh wait, that's exactly what they don't want.

[lpbk2713]

55. Their willfull ignorance knows no bounds.

Anything goes as long as they get to parade around in their GI Joe/Rambo outfits.


Simple minded fucks.

[Proles]

56. Lol, how idiotically naive.

Some measure of irony would be, after getting shot multiple times, they can benefit from required health insurance! Assuming they survive, of course.

[Pilotguy]

60. I hope they don't cause too much drauma while they're recuting people to throw the frist puch.

You are correct!!! We should never through the frist puch!!! We also need a communication system!!! I do not believe in a facebook or twitter(too much drauma). I do have a youtube and I use my phone for internet now that I don't have internet on a computer(I live on a farm). I also have two emails: [email protected] and [email protected]!!! My youtube name is AlaskanBalto(yes I am a balto fan). That is a great plan and could work!!!! Recute as many people as possible!!!! The left wing-nuts will do all they can to stop us, but if we stand our ground together we can do this!!!

[kentauros]

64. With spelling that atrocious,

it's amazing they ever get their passwords right!

Oh, here's AlaskanBalto's youtube account, created on June 12, 2012:
http://www.youtube.com/user/AlaskanBalto/feed?filter=2

[ProfessionalLeftist]

66. OMFG are these people illiterate

WTH can you expect from a bunch of hillbillies who are allergic to education? Jeeze.

[treestar]

70. They have a lot of recuting to do

When they've recuted all three people, they can wait for the frist puch.

[kentauros]

72. Bill Frist plays hockey?

Who knew?

[lonestarnot]

96. And here I thought he was back to killing cats.

[JHB]

114. He has a youtube? I'm sure the lawyers for the other one will call

Fortunately, I am immune to their recuting, as I was never cute to begin with.

[tblue37]

143. That's "THROUGH the frist puch." nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

61. Good luck with that guys

Oh did I mention treason (the real thing) under the us code...ahem, does come into play?

[coalition_unwilling]

105. I think a charge of treason requires that the traitors at least be able to

spell correctly. Maybe not.

Seriously, though, why is it that all these right-wing pretend putschists can't spell???? I mean, seriesly

[nadinbrzezinski]

130. No I mean when they carry the plan out

[Pilotguy]

63. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[Joe Shlabotnik]

65. exactly what I was thinking

Otter: "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part"
Bluto: "We're just the guys to do it."

[lpbk2713]

67. It just struck me who these clowns remind me of.

Remember the character played by Paul Ford in The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming ?





They really are that laughable.

[amandabeech]

157. Great movie!

I loved the interplay between the Ford character, a fore-runner of the current nuts, and the Brian Keith character, the sensible local sheriff.

I wish this flic was on the regular Encore/tbs cycle.

[HooptieWagon]

76. OK, these morans are comically laughable,

but I do hope they get reported to the SS and FBI none the less. They have neighbors and all, who are endangered by their mental illness...

[coalition_unwilling]

106. Ah, but who among us will throw the 'frist puch'???? :) - n/t

[2pooped2pop]

116. I believe th Frist Puch is a reference to diagnosing

through distance. This means they do not need Obamacare because they can be diagnosed for free by distance.

[lpbk2713]

163. The casting of *Russians ... * was superb.

Last edited Sun Jul 8, 2012, 11:30 PM - Edit history (1)

I think of some of the lines and some of the situations and I have to grin just a little bit. Right now I'm thinking of Parker Fennelly slurping his coffee. He turns around surprised and says "Muriel! Whatcha doin' up there on the wall?" Everyone in the cast contributed something positive. I'll have to watch this again soon.


Ed: I just noticed I put this reply in the wrong place. It was meant to be a reply to #157. Sorry.

[Amonester]

82. They must be working overtime with all these lunatics.

Secret Service
http://www.secretservice.gov/

[Wait Wut]

139. No kidding.

Anyone got an address where we can send the SS some cookies or flowers? This kind of shit is above and beyond their call of duty.

[Scootaloo]

98. So, just to get it all together...

These guys are trying to hatch a conspiracy across state lines, to kidnap public officials.

...In public.

H-uh. This calls for song.

[DonCoquixote]

108. Why we cannot laugh at these fools too much

One: Just as the Brown Shirts gave cover the the SS, these guys give cover to the people that can PRETEND to be the more "moderate" voices, all the while advancing an agenda that will kill, jail and rob us just as completely as what their more insane (yet honest) comrades want. This is NOT just about the GOP. How many of these southern "blue Dog" democrats will be there, trying to explain that we should not swat down these people, because we want our National Unity? I do not even think the Clintons would resist that temptation. Let's be honest here, when Gabby Giffords was shot, was there ANY serious attempt to question the effect the Right wing literature had the assassin, or the fact that Arizona gun laws allow for anyone to buy guns and sell to anyone? If Tampa gets violent, will the right wing accept responsibility, nO? They will claim OWS made things more violent, despite the fact that right wing creeps go to the Tampa Bay Times website, hit the comment section, and openly brag about how they won the right to carry guns throughout the convention, and how they can use "stand your ground" to kill liberals!

Two: Even though the army has better weaponry, that does not always translate into power. Ask the Viet Cong, for that matter, ask the Afghanis, even better, ask the relatives of soldiers that used space-age tech against stone age tech, only to fall to stone age tech. When an army invades, the local knowledge of an area will cut down advanced tech's advantage, especially as, let us be frank, a lot of these creeps ALREADY have bases and weapons stockpiles. Religion is a weapon of mass destruction, because it convinces people that death can equal victory, and sad to say, it often works. The clergy will do a fine job of subverting our soldiers, as well as outright spying.

Three: Foreign influence. Let's face it, a lot of folks around the world LOVE a second civil war. Just like they did the first time, the French and British would see it as a chance to tamp down America by arming the Rebels. As far as Latin America goes, many would love the chance to pay America back by making things get ugly. The Mexican cartels could wrap themselves in the flag, claiming they are helping get back parts of "Aztlan". They can actually unite the Che style politicos and intellectuals, with the Military trained and equipped cartel militias, a dream that many have had. And of course, let us not forget the Chinese and the Jihadi. Both of them have a LOT of money to throw around, and they know how to be subtle.

[Ganja Ninja]

120. Yeah Teabaggers grab your guns and lets roll!

YEEHAWW! Give me Liberty from health insurance reform or give me death!

I wonder how they'd react if they were offered universal dental care?

[99Forever]

121. Have you passed this information on to the proper authorities?

Advocating the violent overthrow of the government is illegal and is an actual terrorist act.

If you haven't given this info to the FBI or similar, please do so now. They may be complete idiots, but they are ARMED idiots and need to be treated as criminal thugs they are.

[Kingofalldems]

124. The Koch brothers mock these people at their exclusive cocktail parties

[maxrandb]

125. They're going to place the President and the "Libs"

on Double-Secret Probation.

[sinkingfeeling]

126. I do believe calling for an armed revolt is against the law. Has the Secret Service

see this?

[AzDar]

127. The Second American Civil War is Coming! (brought to you by: Rascal Scooters,

Depends Undergarments, The NRA, and Cheetos (new Chester Cheetah Confederacy Flavor).

[Iggo]

129. Conspiring or fantasizing?

Just make sure you knock before you go into their rooms, know'm say'n?

[frylock]

132. dood needs to step away from the bath salts..

They have been messing with my connection since last night.

[1StrongBlackMan]

136. I'll tell ya ...

These guys are living in a fantasy world.

A couple of years ago (2010), I went to visit my Mom for her birthday. My sister brought her fox"news" watching, limbaugh listening, SWAT Team member Deputy Sheriff of a boyfriend to the birthday dinner. (Yeah ... I know!)

One topic led to another until he brought up the paranoid, &quot President) Obama is gonna try and take away our guns so that he can turn this nation into a dictatorship" narrative.

That's when I had had enough, so I asked him:

Me: "If what you say is true, and President Obama plans to turn this nation into a dictatorship, what good will your weapons do?"

Him: "What do you mean? That's why we must stay armed and ready."

Me: "Okay ... You're a SWAT cop, right?

Him: "Yep. Best job I've ever had."

Me: "So you go up against some pretty hairy situations against some pretty heavily armed bad guys. Right?

Him: "Yep ... {And he tells me in detail about a time when they raided a major meth/cocaine operation. He told about how inside the building there were 20 gang members, armed with fully automatic weapons ... I could have sworn he was getting erect, under the table, in re-telling the story}."

Me: "Wow ... That must have been pretty intense. But let me ask you ... was there any doubt, by any member of your team, that at the end of the day, you guys were going to walk out of that building with every single gun and the bad guys would be either arrested or dead?"

Him: "Nope ... We planned the operation down to the last detail plus we know what we're doing."

Me: "Okay ... Again, given your experience on SWAT, what good will your guns do?"

I still don't think he got my point because he stopped speaking to me.

[spin]

137. Hopefully they are being closely watched ...

One truth about the internet is that you can find a number of people who agree with your views no matter how far out they might be. Consequently you may falsely feel that a large number of people agree with you.

We are living through tough economic times.The middle class is becoming endangered and the rich are growing even more wealthy. The War on Drugs was lost decades ago but we continue to fight a losing battle against criminal drug organizations that are growing more powerful and dangerous. We send our young men and women all over the world to fight in questionable wars that largely lack public support. Our healthcare system is the most expensive in the world but far from the best and the recent passage of "ObamaCare" might conceivably make it even more expensive and possibly less effective. Our educational system at the high school level is hardly world class and while our colleges are excellent they are extremely expensive. We have an irrational immigration policy and our companies often treat illegal immigrants as a modern slave class to be abused.

The war on terror has led our government to take measures that many view as a loss of our rights to privacy and the destruction of many of the rights the founding fathers gave us.

The people we elect to office often appear to be bought and owned by the big corporations and both parties bicker and fight with each other like children in an unsupervised playground. Political campaigns begin early, are extremely expensive and fill the airwaves with negative political advertisements that while effective turn off many viewers. Compromising is a lost art between the two major political parties especially since the Tea Party became a powerful voice in the Republican Party. Currently Congress has only a 22% approval rating.

It's extremely difficult to find work if you are young or have lost your job. College graduates are returning to their parent's homes and often are lucky to find a job flipping hamburgers. The rate of new job creation is not matching even the number of new people entering the work force.

House prices have collapsed and many home owners find their mortgage underwater with the amount they owe far exceeding the value of their home. Many homeowners have lost their homes to foreclosure. Consumer confidence is low and not improving, consequently businesses faced with this factor and uncertainty about the cost of healthcare are reluctant to hire.

Obviously we are going through a tough stage of our history and it is not surprising that a few loons will decide to something extremely foolish. Fortunately the idea of taking control of our government has little support from the majority of our citizens.

What I fear is that if these idiots are armed and actually try to take over the government their efforts will cause a push for draconian gun control. If so, this might well lead to a much more dangerous level of dissatisfaction with our government and might enable the Republicans to gain control of the Presidency and both houses of Congress.

A study of our history will show many times in the past we have faced and overcame extremely difficult situations without violence. There have been some armed rebellions before and they all failed and our form of representative democracy survived.

I have faith in our system of government and I feel we have better days in our future. It's a fond belief of gun owners that their weapons might aid in an overthrow of a real dictatorship and while possible this is debatable. One thing that is certain is that for any rebellion to be successful, unless launched by a nation's military, a large percentage or a majority of the population has to be involved. In such cases, often a non-violent unarmed uprising will prevail.

I personally feel that this fool and any of his friends will be carefully watched and any threat they pose will be nipped in the bud.

[Proles]

146. Well, when you put it that way, things definitely do seem bleak, but

I still thing we have a long way to go before people consider raising arms in a civil war.

I do believe our country is the most divided its ever been since the Civil War, but people may have thought the same thing during the 60's.

In my opinion, things are getting better. I just think the country is going through some growing pains while it adapts to a much more globalized environment.

[spin]

147. I did mention in my post that ...

A study of our history will show many times in the past we have faced and overcame extremely difficult situations without violence. There have been some armed rebellions before and they all failed and our form of representative democracy survived.

I have faith in our system of government and I feel we have better days in our future. It's a fond belief of gun owners that their weapons might aid in an overthrow of a real dictatorship and while possible this is debatable. One thing that is certain is that for any rebellion to be successful, unless launched by a nation's military, a large percentage or a majority of the population has to be involved. In such cases, often a non-violent unarmed uprising will prevail.

It was far from my objective to paint a bleak picture of our future as a nation. I actually feel that our nation has an exceptionally resilient form of government due to the wisdom of the Founders and because of this we will see far better days.

A rebellion or civil war would only be successful if a high percentage of the people in an area of our nation or the entire nation would support it. Even then it would be fair to debate if it would succeed as without the support of our military and our police forces it would likely fail.

To gain such national support such an uprising would require the loss of most of our freedoms and the rule of a dictator or a truly tyrannical government.

As you mention in your reply we have "have a long way to go before people consider raising arms in a civil war." I agree.

That doesn't eliminate the possibility that a relatively small group of individuals who believe that they have strong support might try something foolish. It would be best if they were detected early before they caused a tragedy.

[Proles]

150. Certainly. And for the record I do agree with

The problems you listed that still harm this country (housing, young unemployment, general uncertainty, etc).

There may indeed be people crazy enough to rebel, but I'd hope they could be dealt with effectively. I admit it might look bad if they were violently put down. Justified as it may be, could cause a domino effect of people saying, "hey, look at those fascists killing our citizens!"

[spin]

152. I agree. (n/t)

[ladjf]

138. This piece isn't worthy to be posted on DU or anywhere else. Total non-sense. I doubt

that the author even took is seriously.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

144. He really should cut down on the Meth and Moon Pies.

[Dash87]

145. This is too hilarious to be taken seriously

It comes with the usual, along with dozens of spelling mistakes in the comments (example: "how we got our 'independents'" lol).

I posted before what I think of these people:



"
SUBJ: lol I love the stupid right-wing dummies, such as those on militia websites -

It's the absolute epicenter of passive-aggressiveness. Every other post is always "I'm going to do this and this... you know... when the time comes!"

Yet somehow, right now, according to them, the government needs to be overthrown immediately.

Basically, they're Cheeto-munching losers who live in mom's basement. The only activity they ever do is go to the firing range, and have GI Joe fantasies of UN invasions while playing with themselves to repeats of "Red Dawn." They could shoot a gun, but they probably can't sprint (listing any amount of distance here would be irrelevant) without letting out a few nasally whines and retreating back into their mom's basement with their computer that's filled with porn and World of Warcraft stuff."

[ailsagirl]

153. Posted this recently-- same sicko thing

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002883638

[patrice]

156. They're trawling to get busted, so that they can bitch about it and attract others. nt

[jaysunb]

160. Thanks, I needed this laugh today.

Are they planning to just knock on the White House door and tell Obama to "come on out? "

This shit is so retarded I can't stop laughing. (no insult meant to involuntary retarded people.)

[southernyankeebelle]

161. I am so glad everyone thinks this is funny. Remember Nazi Germany friends. I take these nut

jobs serious.

[ailsagirl]

175. So do I

I don't find it funny-- I might have, a long time ago, but now I have seen too many things happen I would never (in a million years) have fathomed in my wildest imagination. We're far too complacent.

I posted this recently and it opened up my eyes quite a bit:

Excerpt from the article:

A list of comments labeled 'Hilarious Reactions to the High Court'’s Ruling'” on a liberal website are not remotely humorous, and only serve to inspire more hatred toward President Obama among stupid Americans who lack the ability to discern between a legally passed law upheld by the High Court and tyranny against the citizens of the United States.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002883638

[southernyankeebelle]

176. I totally agree with you. Every day I wake up and wonder when is the president going to be

shot by some crazy people. This is scary what is going on.

[Blanks]

170. This is not the time to remember Nazi Germany.

This is the time to remember Timothy McVeigh. Maybe even David Koresh and Ruby Ridge.

Maybe they didn't take over the government, but people were hurt and killed.

I joke around about it too, but the idea of another Oklahoma City bombing... Nothing funny there.

[ProfessorGAC]

172. One Word For These Nitwits

Boo. That's all it takes.

In case that's not enough, i've got another: Add an "M" to the first one.

[Monk06]

174. That site is even crazier than Free Republic. I didn't think that was possible. n/t

[DevonRex]

181. ROFL! Knights Templar T-shirts!!!