The mystery of Donald Trump and the New Jersey cemetery.

[KatyaR]

This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. What the hell is he doing?

According to plans filed with local and state authorities, the Trump Organization has proposed to build a pair of graveyards at the site of its tony Trump National Bedminster golf course.

One would be small, 10 plots overlooking the first hole. It was intended — or so they said — for Trump and his family. “Mr. Trump .?.?. specifically chose this property for his final resting place as it is his favorite property,” his company wrote in a filing with the state in 2014.

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The plan was big: 19 feet high. Stone. Obelisks. Set smack in the middle of the golf course. In Bedminster — a wealthy horse-country town 43 miles west of New York City — officials had some concerns about hosting a reality TV star’s tomb. The huge structure would seem garish, out of place. And there were ongoing worries that the spot might become an “attractive nuisance,” tempting curiosity-seekers to trespass on club grounds.

Trump offered a concession.

The tomb would be versatile.

It could also be a festive wedding .?.?. tomb.

“We’re planning a mausoleum/chapel,” Trump said, according to a news report from the time.

A WEDDING TOMB? SERIOUSLY?

[link:https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-mystery-of-donald-trump-and-the-new-jersey-cemetery/2017/03/10/7823f63c-facb-11e6-bf01-d47f8cf9b643_story.html?utm_term=.83e3c8c4ef39|

[RKP5637]

1. The guy is F'ed up in the head, hard to tell what to expect! n/t

[ProudLib72]

2. The dead don't protest

[msanthrope]

3. Melania could finally cash in.....

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2015/02/08/charles-mansons-fiancee-wanted-to-marry-him-for-his-corpse-source/amp/

[rzemanfl]

4. What would bail be on these charges?

1) trespassing
2) public urination

Just askin' for future reference.

[CanonRay]

5. It's encouraging that he actually thinks he's going to die

at least he has some grip on reality.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Can't happen soon enough.

[sarah FAILIN]

6. This isn't the onion??

[pinboy3niner]

8. When I saw "concession" I couldn't help thinking taco bowls at funerals

[Vinca]

9. A wedding tomb. Sure . . . why not?

Is Don going to be stuffed and mounted to preside over things?

[pinboy3niner]

12. Why not?

It worked for Melania.

[d_r]

10. Now he is going

To end up wanting a ducking pyramid

[Hortensis]

11. Ok, that's weirdly interesting.

[Thor_MN]

13. Did they account for the 24" sewer line that will be need to carry away the volumne of urine?

[elehhhhna]

14. Isntt the first hole what the Secret Service calls Melania?