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Fri Jun 29, 2012, 09:50 AM Jun 2012

BECKKK discovers "Glee" excellence, plans wingnut/ TeaBagger anti-Glee. For real.


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http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2012/06/glenn-beck-glee-rival-series-casting

[font size=5]Glenn Beck Discovers Glee Three Years After Its Premiere, Plans Conservative Rival Series[/font]

By Julie Miller

.... Beck implied that his untitled anti-Glee will feature characters that aren’t “sleeping with everybody else” and who have[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"] values other than self-gratification.[/FONT] To prove that he is seriously considering appealing to America’s youth in musical-TV-series form, Beck has revealed that he is even working with a rapper on his project. When not pressed for a name, he explained, “I can’t say who yet—but my audience and his audience will say, ‘What?’”

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]In celebration of this coldly awaited conservative spin-off of a series that many viewers, including those at VF.com, have already given up on[/FONT], we’ve quickly brainstormed a few bizarro Glee personalities that we’d most like to see on Beck’s reboot:

Ramone Berry, a passionate guitarist/lead member of his school’s glee club who aspires to be like[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"] his role model, Ted Nugent. (In a pivotal episode, Nugent will guest-star as a Regionals judge alongside Tom Selleck and Bo Derek.)[/FONT] In spite of his rock and roll aspirations, Ramone preaches abstinence until marriage. Each year, Ramone takes the first day of hunting season off from school to engage in the activity with his parents, who, despite their same-sex relationship, believe that marriage should legally be between a man and a woman.

Lynn Moray, an [FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]uptight cheerleader (played by Bristol Palin)[/FONT] who is castigated by the entire student body when she becomes pregnant during her sophomore year. After taking responsibility for the child and re-pledging her abstinence, she is begrudgingly accepted back to school and to the glee club. ....


[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: yellow"]And Patricia Heaton[/FONT] as the substitute economics teacher whose lesson plans on fiscal conservativeness are so sexy to Bill that he represses his adulterous urges and sets her up with his brother.
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BECKKK discovers "Glee" excellence, plans wingnut/ TeaBagger anti-Glee. For real. (Original Post) UTUSN Jun 2012 OP
Glee is Fox, right? EC Jun 2012 #1
Glenn BecKKK, CNN, Faux BumRushDaShow Jun 2012 #2
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