What I would say as a Democratic member of the House...

"....Let me speak for all of my fellow Democratic brothers and sisters before we put this fucking sham to a vote.

FUCK YOU, REPUBLICANTS!

You fucking walking wads of fucking phlegm have done fuck all for the American people except lie and obfuscate in an effort to make the President a one termer.

Don't beat your gavel like it's your fuckstick, Boner.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE JOBS, FUCKFACE!?! YOU KNOW, THE ONES YOU PROMISED WHEN YOU FUCKING LIED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TWO YEARS AGO.

So go ahead, have your little sham of a burlesque of two shakes of a fucking clown car, shitstains. We're walking with the American people from your tea gargling little orgy.

FUCK YOU, REPUBLICANTS!"