Please help save Solynda.

[Capitalocracy]

Tax money shouldn't be used for foreign aid to countries like Solynda, because private charities and churches always help out the poor. We're Americans, that's what we do!

So please, donate to the Save Solynda fund today. Their manufacturing-based economy is in shambles, with a 100% unemployment rate -- the highest in the world. They have no natural resources or agriculture, and since their entire land area is covered by a roof, they are suffering a horrible drought with a yearly rainfall of 0.00 inches.

They desperately need our help. Dig deep.

[trumad]

1. I traveled there once.

They have legal nude beaches.

[jtrockville]

2. Everything's legal there since they have no police force.

[Old and In the Way]

3. Is that madinmarland and upton with you?

Celebrating a Dolphin's win?

[XemaSab]

4. My friend's a travel agent

and she says there are no airports in the whole country.

The outside world really doesn't know about the situation there.

[KamaAina]

8. Amtrak has a stop right across the border in Fremont

but from there, you're on your own.

[valerief]

5. It's bad there, but at least they have paper ballots!

Unfortunately voting is done in pencil.

[KamaAina]

6. We may have to invade them

fortunately for us, I-880 runs right along its border with California.

[Brother Buzz]

7. We'd have the tactical advantage if we invade them at night

when their guard is down

[Capitalocracy]

13. ...

Get it? Because they make solar panels!

[Brother Buzz]

14. Still, we need to charge them quickly

They may have artillery batteries

[Morning Dew]

9. Their citizens never smile in photos.

And no wonder. No daughters, only sons.

[scarletwoman]

10. It sounds like they're ripe for regime change. Send in some drones.

[grantcart]

11. I have a beautiful mistress from Soyndra who was a movie star there. I comfort her when she gets

depressed about all the terrible things that Governor Perry says about it.

[Capitalocracy]

12. Do you claim you're hiking the Appalachian Trail when you do? nt