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KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)
Mon Jun 25, 2012, 11:46 AM Jun 2012

How to use Romney is a one liner...

Adapt one of these:

"I was so hung over on Sunday, I felt worse than Mitt Romney's dog."

"The poor thing her haircut was so bad that I wanted to ask if Romney was her stylist."

"I thought "50 Shades of Grey" was about Romney without 'Just for Men.'

"We made love in more positions than Mitt Romney has on healthcare."

"At that point I was more confused than Mitt Romney in a doughnut shop."

"That stuff was weirder than Mitt Romney... (pick one):
- on a basketball court.
- 's car elevator.
- at a grocery store.
- at Wawa.
- 's dreams.
- period.

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How to use Romney is a one liner... (Original Post) KurtNYC Jun 2012 OP
I just took a Romney Rambis Jun 2012 #1
What a bunch of Romney ! KurtNYC Jun 2012 #2
That's just full of Mitt. n/t GarroHorus Jun 2012 #3
Winner! Rambis Jun 2012 #4
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