Wanna join in for this New Year's wish for Trump????

[dixiegrrrrl]

[pamela]

1. I'm wishing him into the cornfield.

Put his bad face on a jack-in-the-box first, then, poof...cornfield.*





*yes, I've watched too much of the Twilight Zone marathon this weekend.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I'll add a "fuck you" to that.

[davsand]

3. Probably would leave me vulnerable to a visit from his security detail.

Not quite to the point of being ready for a chat with grim dudes in black suits yet, but it could happen soon.

I just want him to go be happy. GO being the operative word in that phrase. GO someplace WAY far away from the US...



Laura

[Augiedog]

4. He's got his own private security, they know all the hugest and very smartest brainy stuff

[sarah FAILIN]

11. I always clarify any negative statement

But I would not shed a tear if his totally natural expected end should come before the 20th. As in quietly going through the door to the light in his sleep with no foul play at all. He's old. You never know. George Michael was 53...

[Dem2theMax]

5. Oh, I'll toast to that!

No champagne in the house, so beer will have to do.
(I wouldn't waste champagne on him anyway.)

[Plucketeer]

6. Dear widdle Donnie

FO and D!

[tenorly]

7. May he reconnect with his inner populist,

and leave all the John Birch, American Taliban bullshit out.

If wishes were horses, right?

[bdamomma]

8. ha! from the boardroom

to a prison cell or should it be to a mental institution?????

[lastlib]

9. I'm in.

And may you share a very small cell with Tyrone.

[meow2u3]

10. I'll drink to that!

A nice, strong cup of coffee, since I quit the sauce.

May his Presidency be one month and his prison term be for life--in a supermax cell in solitary! There, I fixed it.

[ffr]

12. Whoot!