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Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:24 PM

Betty White on Vaginas

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Reply Betty White on Vaginas (Original post)
jaysunb Jun 2012 OP
Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #1
PopYoColla Jun 2012 #2
hlthe2b Jun 2012 #3
Control-Z Jun 2012 #4
Aerows Jun 2012 #5
awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #34
MADem Jun 2012 #49
awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #61
jaysunb Jun 2012 #66
malaise Jun 2012 #6
Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2012 #7
awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #35
hifiguy Jun 2012 #8
romantico Jun 2012 #9
Aerows Jun 2012 #13
WillyT Jun 2012 #10
flamingdem Jun 2012 #11
tallahasseedem Jun 2012 #12
Electric Monk Jun 2012 #14
ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #15
crunch60 Jun 2012 #24
retread Jun 2012 #55
ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #60
retread Jun 2012 #62
Occulus Jun 2012 #64
ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #73
denvine Jun 2012 #16
obamanut2012 Jun 2012 #17
little elvis Jun 2012 #18
azurnoir Jun 2012 #19
polmaven Jun 2012 #20
Diclotican Jun 2012 #21
romantico Jun 2012 #22
southernyankeebelle Jun 2012 #23
FLAprogressive Jun 2012 #25
chknltl Jun 2012 #29
Skinner Jun 2012 #33
jaysunb Jun 2012 #36
TreasonousBastard Jun 2012 #40
MADem Jun 2012 #51
thesquanderer Jun 2012 #52
Occulus Jun 2012 #65
chknltl Jun 2012 #26
Whisp Jun 2012 #27
wendylaroux Jun 2012 #28
Skinner Jun 2012 #30
Blue Owl Jun 2012 #31
Stuart G Jun 2012 #32
ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #37
Marrah_G Jun 2012 #38
MrMickeysMom Jun 2012 #39
sinkingfeeling Jun 2012 #41
SCVDem Jun 2012 #42
tavalon Jun 2012 #44
4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #54
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tavalon Jun 2012 #43
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Mrs. Ted Nancy Jun 2012 #57
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:26 PM

1. You tell 'em Betty! K&R n/t

 

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

2. just a random thought...

...but those lawmakers who have a problem with the word "vagina"....probably don't get a lot of vagina...

IJS

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

3. I soooooooo love Betty White...

Our national treasure. Live forever, my dimple cheeked comedic genius!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:29 PM

4. Go Betty!

Excellent, and accurate.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:30 PM

5. I loved this one

I mean it really had me falling out:

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Response to Aerows (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:04 PM

34. +1...

I will admit I had a big crush on her in the 70's

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #34)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:47 PM

49. So did Alan Ludden!



That was a true love match!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Ludden

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Response to MADem (Reply #49)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 06:51 PM

61. I can understand why...

smart, funny, and attractive.

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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #61)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 08:56 PM

66. Yup, all that and more. n/t

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:31 PM

6. You go Girl

I love Betty White

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:33 PM

7. Love her dusty muffin.

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:05 PM

35. Never saw that, thanks...

I need to re-watch Schwetty balls next

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:33 PM

8. Blammo!

Leave it to Betty!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:51 PM

9. My FAVORITE!

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Response to romantico (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:57 PM

13. I nearly

gave myself hives laughing at this. OMG, I don't think I can get my breath. I love Betty White.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:52 PM

10. LOL !!! - K & R !!!








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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:55 PM

11. She is so funny!

I'll have to get on the Betty Bandwagon

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:55 PM

12. K&R

For the truth!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:58 PM

14. k&r

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:00 PM

15. I only like CLASSIC Betty White....

Back from a time when jokes didn't need anatomical gross outs to be funny! Those were the good old days.

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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:04 PM

24. Betty is no longer under contract to the MSM.. she can say what she likes,

 

and what she said about Palin is true! Go Betty, love her!

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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM

55. Like this?

"Red Skelton once performed a bit before a live television audience in which a female volunteer placed her hand into his pocket to retrieve something. At one point, the latter remarked that she "felt silly" doing this. "Go any deeper," Red replied, "and you will feel nuts!"

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Response to retread (Reply #55)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 06:39 PM

60. Still....

Even "dirty" humor back then was more subtle than it is now.

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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #60)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:08 PM

62. "Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.' ”

Lenny Bruce

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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #60)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:17 PM

64. Never saw the Match Game, did you?

They got away with raunchy humor back then that would never be aired today.

Then there's "Are You Being Served?" (from the same time period) and Mrs. Slocombe's pussy.

Subtle? The "dirty" humor from the 1970s is as subtle as a brick to the head!

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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:46 AM

73. So I guess I'm supposed to laugh at "Betty White's Muffin"....

And the Kardashians and Snookie as well, just like the other sheeple.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:02 PM

16. I love Betty White

She tells it like it is.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:08 PM

17. LOve her!!!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:09 PM

18. Vagina's what?

 



(Teabagger! That's what DU says about grammatical errors...)

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:16 PM

19. Lol n/t

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:23 PM

20. It just doesn't get better than Betty!

She is the BEST!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:24 PM

21. jaysunb

jaysunb

She is a old - but good diamond I belive we should try to sherish as long as she is with us - she is old - and wil not allways bee here, even though it could seen like that..

Diclotican

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:28 PM

22. WHO

Who can forget this? Betty's roast to William Shatner. My sides still hurt from watching.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:29 PM

23. So true so true.

 

Hey WillyT are you around? Top that

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:29 PM

25. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but she never said this....

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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:18 PM

29. You are right! Comentary by Ms White on this hoax:

"My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf. I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed, because of its content, that it has become such a sensation. I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes a bit beyond where I would step professionally. Thank you. You’re a sweetie. Hugs and Kisses, Betty. "

(From link provided by Flaprogressive)

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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:50 PM

33. Bummer.

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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:22 PM

36. I could care less who actually said it

it's still "nuff said !" LOL !

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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:29 AM

40. And even that's wrong...

the first I saw anything of the sort was when Rabelais suggested, in Gargantua and Pantagruel, that castle walls should be made from vaginas because they take a better pounding than stone.

And no doubt he stole it from some earlier Greek and Roman, writers.



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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:04 PM

51. Well, don't know if this is any consolation, but she DID say (WARNING: Foul Language Alert)

If I had a dick I this is where I'd tell you to suck it.

Really!



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Response to MADem (Reply #51)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:21 PM

52. Yes, but she's playing a part and reciting a scriptwriter's words there, that's different (n/t)

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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:23 PM

65. That link is as verifiable as the supposed quote.

As in, not at all.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:04 PM

27. holy cripes!


you tell it, Betty

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:09 PM

28. I love Betty White!!!! LOL

What a lady. Good grief!! Tell em Betty!!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:49 PM

30. My god that is funny!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:49 PM

31. LMFAO

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:50 PM

32. This is it...Great post and great quote from Betty...nt

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:38 PM

37. Vagina! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

If Betty White said it, it MUST be funny.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:50 PM

38. That might just be the best subject line EVER!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:06 PM

39. STELLAR!

Let's hear it for Betty!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:46 AM

41. Sorry Betty, but you're now officially banned in Michigan.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:55 AM

42. Men never grow up.

That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!

Notice that women never have a problem using anatomically correct language. Men blush, giggle and call it a "Whoo Ha"?? WTF!

Just another reason why men are unqualified to pass any legislation regarding womens health.

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Response to SCVDem (Reply #42)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:57 AM

44. Thank you.

I agree. If you can't say the blessed word, you have no business with my vagina or its health.

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Response to SCVDem (Reply #42)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM

54. "That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!"

 

That's true, where no one refers to a penis as anything other than a penis.

There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis. Only the vagina get's this treatment.


Also your post as it stands is extremely sexist. You may want to amend that to "some" men never grow up.

I could cite ditzy women all day long as "proof" that women are stupid and have no place in government but . . . well actually no I couldn't. Those posts would be removed immediately and I would be banned from this site.

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Response to 4th law of robotics (Reply #54)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:12 PM

63. "There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis."

Well, that's not true. There are several.

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Response to Occulus (Reply #63)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 10:31 AM

67. I guess I forgot the

 



/I was responding to the notion that there is something inherently flawed in men because we have so many words for vagina. I would argue that there are at least as many if not more for penis.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:56 AM

43. Betty White is a national treasure

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:01 AM

45. There needs to be a Betty White award for Awesomeness

There'd be very few who could achieve it, and it should be on par with the congressional medal of honor.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:14 AM

46. God, I love Betty!







Diane
Anishinaabe in MI & mom to Taz & Nigel, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division
"Dogs Aren’t Luggage--HISS!”

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:52 AM

47. Woohoo,

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:02 PM

48. ROFL

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:48 PM

50. My mother loved this!!! n/t

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:31 PM

53. ROTFLMAO n/t

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:24 PM

56. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Priceless!

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 03:56 PM

57. It's a hoax, but still funny

The comedian Sheng Wang told it during one of his shows. Somehow it became attributed to Betty White.

He tells it around the 1:30 mark.

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 05:28 PM

58. What a treasure, she is. n/t

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 05:34 PM

59. Even if she didn't say this orignally no one would doubt that should would

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:03 AM

68. One of my fave progressive comic's Hal Sparks has a great take on this idea



please don't click if you find the word p*ssy offensive. I will say that it's all in context and It's a hilarious skit.

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Response to Raine1967 (Reply #68)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:23 AM

72. lolz "The pool is cold"

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:06 AM

69. thats perfect

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:07 AM

70. What's not to love about Betty White?

She's awesome.

Julie

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:13 AM

71. Um... I've been saying that for years.

As a matter of fact, I've said it on this board when someone uses the phrase, "grow some balls."

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Response to jaysunb (Original post)

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 03:56 PM

74. Okay, that was funny!

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