Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:24 PM
jaysunb (7,978 posts)
Betty White on VaginasLast edited Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:00 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
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74 replies, 9319 views
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| jaysunb | Jun 2012 | OP | |
| Egalitarian Thug | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
| PopYoColla | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
| hlthe2b | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
| Control-Z | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
| Aerows | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
| awoke_in_2003 | Jun 2012 | #34 | |
| MADem | Jun 2012 | #49 | |
| awoke_in_2003 | Jun 2012 | #61 | |
| jaysunb | Jun 2012 | #66 | |
| malaise | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
| Gidney N Cloyd | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
| awoke_in_2003 | Jun 2012 | #35 | |
| hifiguy | Jun 2012 | #8 | |
| romantico | Jun 2012 | #9 | |
| Aerows | Jun 2012 | #13 | |
| WillyT | Jun 2012 | #10 | |
| flamingdem | Jun 2012 | #11 | |
| tallahasseedem | Jun 2012 | #12 | |
| Electric Monk | Jun 2012 | #14 | |
| ThatsMyBarack | Jun 2012 | #15 | |
| crunch60 | Jun 2012 | #24 | |
| retread | Jun 2012 | #55 | |
| ThatsMyBarack | Jun 2012 | #60 | |
| retread | Jun 2012 | #62 | |
| Occulus | Jun 2012 | #64 | |
| ThatsMyBarack | Jun 2012 | #73 | |
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| little elvis | Jun 2012 | #18 | |
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| Diclotican | Jun 2012 | #21 | |
| romantico | Jun 2012 | #22 | |
| southernyankeebelle | Jun 2012 | #23 | |
| FLAprogressive | Jun 2012 | #25 | |
| chknltl | Jun 2012 | #29 | |
| Skinner | Jun 2012 | #33 | |
| jaysunb | Jun 2012 | #36 | |
| TreasonousBastard | Jun 2012 | #40 | |
| MADem | Jun 2012 | #51 | |
| thesquanderer | Jun 2012 | #52 | |
| Occulus | Jun 2012 | #65 | |
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:26 PM
Egalitarian Thug (7,173 posts)
1. You tell 'em Betty! K&R n/t
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:27 PM
PopYoColla (58 posts)
2. just a random thought...
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...but those lawmakers who have a problem with the word "vagina"....probably don't get a lot of vagina...
IJS |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:27 PM
hlthe2b (47,285 posts)
3. I soooooooo love Betty White...
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Our national treasure. Live forever, my dimple cheeked comedic genius!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:29 PM
Control-Z (8,294 posts)
4. Go Betty!
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Excellent, and accurate.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:30 PM
Aerows (13,879 posts)
5. I loved this one
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I mean it really had me falling out:
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Response to Aerows (Reply #5)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:04 PM
awoke_in_2003 (18,507 posts)
34. +1...
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I will admit I had a big crush on her in the 70's
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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #34)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:47 PM
MADem (86,098 posts)
49. So did Alan Ludden!
Response to MADem (Reply #49)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 06:51 PM
awoke_in_2003 (18,507 posts)
61. I can understand why...
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smart, funny, and attractive.
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Response to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #61)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 08:56 PM
jaysunb (7,978 posts)
66. Yup, all that and more. n/t
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:31 PM
malaise (106,070 posts)
6. You go Girl
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I love Betty White
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:33 PM
Gidney N Cloyd (10,452 posts)
7. Love her dusty muffin.
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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #7)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:05 PM
awoke_in_2003 (18,507 posts)
35. Never saw that, thanks...
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I need to re-watch Schwetty balls next
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:33 PM
hifiguy (13,029 posts)
8. Blammo!
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Leave it to Betty!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:51 PM
romantico (4,939 posts)
9. My FAVORITE!
Response to romantico (Reply #9)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:57 PM
Aerows (13,879 posts)
13. I nearly
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gave myself hives laughing at this. OMG, I don't think I can get my breath. I love Betty White.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:52 PM
WillyT (45,593 posts)
10. LOL !!! - K & R !!!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:55 PM
flamingdem (22,709 posts)
11. She is so funny!
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I'll have to get on the Betty Bandwagon
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:55 PM
tallahasseedem (4,449 posts)
12. K&R
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For the truth!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:58 PM
Electric Monk (7,725 posts)
14. k&r
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:00 PM
ThatsMyBarack (7,638 posts)
15. I only like CLASSIC Betty White....
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Back from a time when jokes didn't need anatomical gross outs to be funny! Those were the good old days.
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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:04 PM
crunch60 (1,412 posts)
24. Betty is no longer under contract to the MSM.. she can say what she likes,
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and what she said about Palin is true!
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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM
retread (2,787 posts)
55. Like this?
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"Red Skelton once performed a bit before a live television audience in which a female volunteer placed her hand into his pocket to retrieve something. At one point, the latter remarked that she "felt silly" doing this. "Go any deeper," Red replied, "and you will feel nuts!"
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Response to retread (Reply #55)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 06:39 PM
ThatsMyBarack (7,638 posts)
60. Still....
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Even "dirty" humor back then was more subtle than it is now.
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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #60)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:08 PM
retread (2,787 posts)
62. "Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.' ”
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Lenny Bruce
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Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #60)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:17 PM
Occulus (20,337 posts)
64. Never saw the Match Game, did you?
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They got away with raunchy humor back then that would never be aired today.
Then there's "Are You Being Served?" (from the same time period) and Mrs. Slocombe's pussy. Subtle? The "dirty" humor from the 1970s is as subtle as a brick to the head! |
Response to ThatsMyBarack (Reply #15)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:46 AM
ThatsMyBarack (7,638 posts)
73. So I guess I'm supposed to laugh at "Betty White's Muffin"....
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And the Kardashians and Snookie as well, just like the other sheeple.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:02 PM
denvine (115 posts)
16. I love Betty White
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She tells it like it is.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:08 PM
obamanut2012 (9,971 posts)
17. LOve her!!!
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:09 PM
little elvis (11 posts)
18. Vagina's what?
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(Teabagger! That's what DU says about grammatical errors...) |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:23 PM
polmaven (8,989 posts)
20. It just doesn't get better than Betty!
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She is the BEST!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:24 PM
Diclotican (3,791 posts)
21. jaysunb
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jaysunb
She is a old - but good diamond I belive we should try to sherish as long as she is with us - she is old - and wil not allways bee here, even though it could seen like that.. Diclotican |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:28 PM
romantico (4,939 posts)
22. WHO
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Last edited Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:32 PM USA/ET - Edit history (2) Who can forget this? Betty's roast to William Shatner. My sides still hurt from watching.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 06:29 PM
southernyankeebelle (10,725 posts)
23. So true so true.
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Hey WillyT are you around? Top that
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:29 PM
FLAprogressive (6,771 posts)
25. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but she never said this....
Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:18 PM
chknltl (8,746 posts)
29. You are right! Comentary by Ms White on this hoax:
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"My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf. I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed, because of its content, that it has become such a sensation. I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes a bit beyond where I would step professionally. Thank you. You’re a sweetie. Hugs and Kisses, Betty. "
(From link provided by Flaprogressive) |
Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:50 PM
Skinner (57,381 posts)
33. Bummer.
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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:22 PM
jaysunb (7,978 posts)
36. I could care less who actually said it
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it's still "nuff said !" LOL !
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Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:29 AM
TreasonousBastard (20,917 posts)
40. And even that's wrong...
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the first I saw anything of the sort was when Rabelais suggested, in Gargantua and Pantagruel, that castle walls should be made from vaginas because they take a better pounding than stone.
And no doubt he stole it from some earlier Greek and Roman, writers. |
Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:04 PM
MADem (86,098 posts)
51. Well, don't know if this is any consolation, but she DID say (WARNING: Foul Language Alert)
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If I had a dick I this is where I'd tell you to suck it.
Really! |
Response to MADem (Reply #51)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:21 PM
thesquanderer (1,110 posts)
52. Yes, but she's playing a part and reciting a scriptwriter's words there, that's different (n/t)
Response to FLAprogressive (Reply #25)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:23 PM
Occulus (20,337 posts)
65. That link is as verifiable as the supposed quote.
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As in, not at all.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:04 PM
Whisp (17,192 posts)
27. holy cripes!
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you tell it, Betty |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:09 PM
wendylaroux (555 posts)
28. I love Betty White!!!! LOL
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What a lady. Good grief!! Tell em Betty!!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:49 PM
Skinner (57,381 posts)
30. My god that is funny!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 08:50 PM
Stuart G (7,687 posts)
32. This is it...Great post and great quote from Betty...nt
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:38 PM
ThatsMyBarack (7,638 posts)
37. Vagina! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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If Betty White said it, it MUST be funny.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 09:50 PM
Marrah_G (22,437 posts)
38. That might just be the best subject line EVER!
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:06 PM
MrMickeysMom (10,686 posts)
39. STELLAR!
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Let's hear it for Betty!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:46 AM
sinkingfeeling (27,856 posts)
41. Sorry Betty, but you're now officially banned in Michigan.
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:55 AM
SCVDem (878 posts)
42. Men never grow up.
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That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!
Notice that women never have a problem using anatomically correct language. Men blush, giggle and call it a "Whoo Ha"?? WTF! Just another reason why men are unqualified to pass any legislation regarding womens health. |
Response to SCVDem (Reply #42)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:57 AM
tavalon (25,689 posts)
44. Thank you.
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I agree. If you can't say the blessed word, you have no business with my vagina or its health.
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Response to SCVDem (Reply #42)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM
4th law of robotics (6,801 posts)
54. "That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!"
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Last edited Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) That's true, where no one refers to a penis as anything other than a penis.
There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis. Only the vagina get's this treatment. Also your post as it stands is extremely sexist. You may want to amend that to "some" men never grow up. I could cite ditzy women all day long as "proof" that women are stupid and have no place in government but . . . well actually no I couldn't. Those posts would be removed immediately and I would be banned from this site. |
Response to 4th law of robotics (Reply #54)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 07:12 PM
Occulus (20,337 posts)
63. "There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis."
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Well, that's not true. There are several.
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Response to Occulus (Reply #63)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 10:31 AM
4th law of robotics (6,801 posts)
67. I guess I forgot the
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/I was responding to the notion that there is something inherently flawed in men because we have so many words for vagina. I would argue that there are at least as many if not more for penis. |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 09:56 AM
tavalon (25,689 posts)
43. Betty White is a national treasure
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:01 AM
Thav (526 posts)
45. There needs to be a Betty White award for Awesomeness
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There'd be very few who could achieve it, and it should be on par with the congressional medal of honor.
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 10:14 AM
catbyte (3,945 posts)
46. God, I love Betty!
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Diane Anishinaabe in MI & mom to Taz & Nigel, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division "Dogs Aren’t Luggage--HISS!” |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 12:48 PM
hrmjustin (9,157 posts)
50. My mother loved this!!! n/t
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 01:31 PM
Martin Eden (4,202 posts)
53. ROTFLMAO n/t
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:24 PM
LiberalLovinLug (2,026 posts)
56. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Priceless!
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 03:56 PM
Mrs. Ted Nancy (345 posts)
57. It's a hoax, but still funny
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The comedian Sheng Wang told it during one of his shows. Somehow it became attributed to Betty White.
He tells it around the 1:30 mark. |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 05:28 PM
Fantastic Anarchist (2,359 posts)
58. What a treasure, she is. n/t
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Wed Jun 20, 2012, 05:34 PM
uponit7771 (16,153 posts)
59. Even if she didn't say this orignally no one would doubt that should would
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:03 AM
Raine1967 (3,141 posts)
68. One of my fave progressive comic's Hal Sparks has a great take on this idea
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please don't click if you find the word p*ssy offensive. I will say that it's all in context and It's a hilarious skit. |
Response to Raine1967 (Reply #68)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:23 AM
JNelson6563 (24,773 posts)
72. lolz "The pool is cold"
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:06 AM
Beringia (301 posts)
69. thats perfect
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:07 AM
JNelson6563 (24,773 posts)
70. What's not to love about Betty White?
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She's awesome.
Julie |
Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 11:13 AM
Fawke Em (2,556 posts)
71. Um... I've been saying that for years.
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As a matter of fact, I've said it on this board when someone uses the phrase, "grow some balls."
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Response to jaysunb (Original post)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 03:56 PM
Quantess (23,974 posts)
74. Okay, that was funny!
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