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Tue Jun 19, 2012, 10:26 AM

Letter to the President by the Birther-in-Chief. Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!



Sean (I only eat live meat) Hannity is saying: "Mr President, Fox News has discovered that due to the prevalence of infection in the late-1950s, circumcisions were outlawed in Kenya for a four-year period beginning April 1959, which includes the date in August 1961 of your birth. . . . Fox News has also discovered that circumcisions were routine in Hawaii, so routine, in fact, that any non-circumcised babies (by the parents' request) were clearly so noted on the birth certificate and in the hospital records. . . . In the case of your so-called records, there was no such indication. . . Therefore, . . . there's an easy way to clear all this up: an examination. . . . . For fairness, of course, we should have witnesses present from both sides of the aisle. Still the process can be both dignified and simple. . . . In fact, it shouldn't take long at all. . . . Probably under five minutes unless, upon examination, some manipulation is required. . . . Mr. President, this week . . . Hell today!, you can clear this up once and for all. . . . Or do you have something to hide???"

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Reply Letter to the President by the Birther-in-Chief. Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 2012 OP
HopeHoops Jun 2012 #1
skip fox Jun 2012 #2
AzDar Jun 2012 #3
skip fox Jun 2012 #5
skip fox Jun 2012 #4
skip fox Jun 2012 #6

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:23 AM

1. "Love and kisses everyone."

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:34 AM

2. "Some say you might not even be a man. . . . And not just figuratively!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 11:58 AM

3. DickHead Asks To See The President's DickHead...

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Response to AzDar (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 01:43 PM

5. I should, of course, have given a satire alert. Regardless,

this is a fine observation.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 01:18 PM

4. "And while we're at it, we could take some discrete measurements

and capture multiple angle images, swab the appendage for traces of fluids, make a plaster cast for future reference, etc. . . . Nothing to put your dignity in jeopardy!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 03:12 PM

6. "Mr President, instead of worrying about being on Mount Rushmore you better worry about

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