Letter to the President by the Birther-in-Chief. Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

Sean (I only eat live meat) Hannity is saying: "Mr President, Fox News has discovered that due to the prevalence of infection in the late-1950s, circumcisions were outlawed in Kenya for a four-year period beginning April 1959, which includes the date in August 1961 of your birth. . . . Fox News has also discovered that circumcisions were routine in Hawaii, so routine, in fact, that any non-circumcised babies (by the parents' request) were clearly so noted on the birth certificate and in the hospital records. . . . In the case of your so-called records, there was no such indication. . . Therefore, . . . there's an easy way to clear all this up: an examination. . . . . For fairness, of course, we should have witnesses present from both sides of the aisle. Still the process can be both dignified and simple. . . . In fact, it shouldn't take long at all. . . . Probably under five minutes unless, upon examination, some manipulation is required. . . . Mr. President, this week . . . Hell today!, you can clear this up once and for all. . . . Or do you have something to hide???"